Message from @Nyoki
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**define**: What [Urban Dictionary] doesn't do.
*[Jim]: Don't [worry] I looked up on [Urban Dictionary]
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything*
*(<http://define.urbanup.com/10599804>)* *9 more results*
**Urban Dictionary**: A [site] where it's a [challenge] to find one [subject] where no one talks about sex.
*Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*
Definition: "A woman's pussy."
Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'
Definition: "A fine young [piece of ass] that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."
Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'
Definition: "The act of ripping a [girl's ass] and pouring [shampoo] down the middle."
Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.*
*(<http://urban-dictionary.urbanup.com/4816710>)* *9 more results*
**Joe**: The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. [Dont ever] break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for [play fighting]. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. [Hard to read] his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
*"You think [your in] love?"
"[Ya] I [caught] Joe"*
*(<http://joe.urbanup.com/4660104>)* *9 more results*
-define post nose
**nosed**: getting drunk, [the new] word for [sauced], or [wasted]
*yoooo [lets] get nosed!*
*(<http://nosed.urbanup.com/5949019>)* *9 more results*
:money_mouth: @blue terry crews sent @Nyoki **1 DGB** (β $0.01).
*DigiByte is not the default currency of this server.*
-define bribe
**Bribe**: Anything given or [serving] to [persuade] or [induce].
*Corporations are [shelling] out huge [bribes] to politicians in the form of 'campaign financing,' however, calling a [bribe] by any other name is still a bribe.*
*(<http://bribe.urbanup.com/6766614>)* *9 more results*
-define tip off
**tip-off**: [A tip] off is a [handy] [piece] of information given by one to another. Tip-offs have been used in history (see the examples).
*Regular tip-off;
"Look out Bill, he's a Queer."
Historical tip-off;
"Look, here, Hitler has said [Peace in] [our time]!"
"Nah, bollocks [nev], he's a Queer."*
*(<http://tip-off.urbanup.com/2105955>)* *9 more results*
Nobody accused you. But buy way of your own admissions thatβs now a questionable assertion @blue terry crews
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-define nano
**nano**: An [exclamation] used in response to an absurdly [nerdy] comment or action.
Taken from the [latin] "nanostus" to the middle-english "nanost".
*Iain: "HEY Eric, i'm gonna [wardrive] to the LAN, it's gonna be [stuponfucious]"
Eric: [NANO] [nano], beep beep, dual-monitors!*
*(<http://nano.urbanup.com/861631>)* *9 more results*
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**vitality**: A word that describes one's growth, build up of energy, or in [sexual reference], build up of [white cream] in your [hot shaft].
*[Guy]: [What are you doing]?
Girl: I'm [feeling] your vitality.
Guy: =)*
*(<http://vitality.urbanup.com/1719341>)* *9 more results*
-define transportation
**transportation**: [Cuban] slang for a [cheap] [car].
*Get a [Ferrari]?! I can [barely] afford this transportation!*
*(<http://transportation.urbanup.com/3789356>)* *9 more results*
**qpwoeiruty**: If you are reading this there are three things that could have happened. One, you are bored out of you mind and decided to type "qpwoeiruty" (quip-WHOA-er-TEE) into your search engine. Two, a pet has walked across your keyboard and somehow managed to type this in. And three, you got clever after typing [qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm] and even [qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp] and wanted to see if you could [beat the system].
*1) Over-worked [Mailman]: Ughh, I'm so bored. (Looks at keyboard.) I wonder... (types in qpwoeiruty) ...OH MY GOD THEY HAVE IT!
2) Mr. Zomg: Hey, get off the keyboard! Get! Huh, why is qpwoeiruty [typed in]? What happens if I hit enter?
3) Clever Guy With Too Much Spare Time: Okay, so they have [qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp] on Urban Dictionary. But do they have qpwoeiruty? ZOMG THEY DO!!!*
*(<http://qpwoeiruty.urbanup.com/4413237>)* *3 more results*
-define voltage
**voltage**: The measurement of energy per charge in [electrons]. Named after the physicist and chemist [Alessandro] [Volta].
*This [battery] has a voltage of [9 volts].*
*(<http://voltage.urbanup.com/12173970>)* *9 more results*
<#550157829231869952> @blue terry crews
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-define lurking
**lurking**: [spying] on people [online], while you remain [invisible]
*Even though he [claims] to be "In a MUCH better place",J [spends] his days lurking online, to see who is [talking to] who*
*(<http://lurking.urbanup.com/1454462>)* *9 more results*