**Mako**: Someone who is really pretty, funny, smart, and loves anime. Makos tend to smile frequently and when they [blush], you cannot help but smile back. Makos are somewhat quiet at first, but when you meet them, you'll never want to [stop talking] to them. If you ever meet a Mako, you're [bound] to fall in love with her and everything about her.
*Wow, [look at that] girl [over there]! She's so [sweet]...she's probably a Mako ^^.*
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-define melak

**Melak**: The [nicest] and [thoughtful] person in the world which is dating [the cutest person in the world]
*[Everyone] [loves] Melak.*
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-define fucko

**Fucko**: A jackass, [dumbshit] sort of person, who although [tries to be] smart about things ends up with their [head up] their ass.
*In Goodfellas [DeNiro's] character (Jimmy) refers to a couple of feds sleeping in their car as [Fucko's]. As he taps on the glass to wake them (they have been tailing him) he says: "c'mon [fucko's] lets go for a ride."*
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-define wacky

**wacky**: A word that means 'crazy', as in [weird], [different] from others, [silly] or funny.

*1. [You are] so wacky!
2. Have you [heard] of that wacky [website]?*
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**Blue**: The feeling when u [wake up] at 7 in the morning and [remembering] it's a [monday].
*"i [got] the [monday blues]"*
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-define fucky

**fucky**: An adjective for something that isn't [functioning] [properly], [or something] that is not quite right.
*Bloody [antenna]. My reception is all fucky.

Your [Christmas tree] is all bent and [irregular]. It's fucky.*
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-define chiggers

**chiggers**: a mite that u can get from being in [tall grass] and shit like that...they itch and they [sck] [major asshole]...they look gross
*[dude]...[haha] i got chiggers from [castro]*
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**wigger**: A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American [Hip Hop culture] and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.

Often characterized by his car, or "whip": usually an [econobox] modified with at least twice [the car's] book value in non-power producing modifications or an SUV with at least 5500 lbs. of curb weight. Traditional trucks can also qualify here, depending on locale (southern states' percentages are higher). All vehicles are also [mandated] to have at least 19" chrome [alloy] wheels, regardless of make. The typical wigger is also characterized by a strong desire to [adorn] gold [jewlery] (especially heavy gold chains) and athletic warm up suits. All equipment and clothing will be paid for by the parents of the individual in question, or the parents of said individual's "shorty" through the use of said [shorty's] credit cards.

A general disposition of "hard" will be displayed among other wiggers and to kids around their neighbohood (usually labelled a 'subdivision' or 'gated community' due to its mass produced housing develoment origins). This disposition will immediately be dropped and replaced by a more typical "white boy" disposition when in the presence of actual African Americans ( with exceptions: Those whose origins trace to the suburbs being the most prominant.).
*Wigger: "Yo kid, you best be watchin' ya step!"

[Typical Suburban White Girl]: "Didn't you get that [Do-rag] at Hot topic?"

Wigger: "Yeah, well.. [you know how we do]!"*
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-define jigging

**Jigging**: A style of dancing originating in [Louisiana] where the dancer vigorously shakes there arms and [wiggles] there knees at the same time. It is a weird combination of legs movements, arms movements, jumps and head movements. Easily One Of The Most Creative Dances Seen. TOO BAD NOT MANY PEOPLE OUT OF [LOUISIANA] KNOWS. IT WOULD BE NICE TO SHARE [JIGGING] TO THE WORLD.
*[Dancer] #1: Let's Start Jigging.
Dancer #2: [CUT UP]!!!!!!!!!*
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**Mako**: Someone who is really pretty, funny, smart, and loves anime. Makos tend to smile frequently and when they [blush], you cannot help but smile back. Makos are somewhat quiet at first, but when you meet them, you'll never want to [stop talking] to them. If you ever meet a Mako, you're [bound] to fall in love with her and everything about her.
*Wow, [look at that] girl [over there]! She's so [sweet]...she's probably a Mako ^^.*
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-define titin

**Titin**: Titin is a protein that in humans is [encoded] by the [TTN] gene. Titin is a giant protein that functions as a molecular spring which is responsible for the passive elasticity of muscle.
Titin is also the longest word in English language, it has [189],819 letters in total.
*Teacher: Class, spell Titin.
Student: You mean that 5 letter word?
Teacher: No the [full name]!
Student: But that's [189],819 letters long!
Teacher: STFU and do it, get it wrong and get an hour detention for the rest of your [school days] here!*
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-define malko

**malko**: To define someone who is mal-co-ordinated or has trouble performing [basic] [motor skills]. General term describing a person who is having [difficulty] doing something really simple.
*'Oi [Malko], you throw like a girl'

'You've [missed] [your mouth], and have beer all down your front, you massive Malko!'*
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-definte titan full word

||~~*Chiggers pull the triggers*~~||

CHIGGERS PULL THE TRIGGERS

@jgb12
u lame

why im lame

-define come at me bro

**COME AT ME BRO**: A phrase popularized by [Ronnie] from [MTV's] latest [train wreck] of a reality show, Jersey Shore.
*Guy: (Begins taunting Ronnie)
Ronnie: [Come at me bro]!
Guy: (more taunting)
Ronnie: No dude, you [come at me bro]. Hold your girl back and come at me bro!
Guy: (even more taunting)
Ronnie: [COME AT ME BRO], NO YOU COME AT ME BRO!!
(Conversation repeats consecutively for the next 5 minutes)
(a fight eventually erupts on [the boardwalk])*
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-define fuck u

**FUCK U**: fuck you

comeback:Fuck [urself] its [cheaper]
2nd comback if [somone] say combac 1 to u: I prefer the expensive way
**
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**cum sock**: an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to [shoot hot cum] into when [jacking off]. the sock is placed over the [hard dick] and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
*I gave [my boyfriend] a cum sock to wear [on his dick] while I watch him [jack off]. *
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-define gnome

**Gnome**: [Keemstar]
*[Keemstar] looks like a [homosexual] [garden gnome].*
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-definte jewlord

-define jewlord

**Jewlord**: When your [landlord] is Jewish and is extra [pushy] about getting his [rent] money, and real particular about any damage done to the house so he can Jew you out of money to make bullshit repairs.
*Shit the Jewlord is hear quick hide the [bowls] and your money.... Hurry up man cover up that stain on [the carpet] or he will try [to Jew] us for the price of a new carpet.*
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**Terry Crews**: Terry Crews, Terry Crewsed, [Terry Crewsing]:
Verb- Meaning to steal the show, to be the most memorable person even if they were only involved for a short time, to captivate an audience using [unbridled awesomeness].
This verb was created to describe Terry Crews' performance in [White Chicks].
*You'll kill at [the audition], just get in there and "Terry Crews" them.

Once again, [Dahlia] "Terry Crewsed" the shit out of that episode!

What a great actor, even though with a small supporting role, he ended up "[Terry Crewsing]"!*
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**define**: What [Urban Dictionary] doesn't do.
*[Jim]: Don't [worry] I looked up on [Urban Dictionary]
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything*
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**Urban Dictionary**: A [site] where it's a [challenge] to find one [subject] where no one talks about sex.
*Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*
Definition: "A woman's pussy."
Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'
Definition: "A fine young [piece of ass] that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."
Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'
Definition: "The act of ripping a [girl's ass] and pouring [shampoo] down the middle."
Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.*
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**Joe**: The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. [Dont ever] break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for [play fighting]. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. [Hard to read] his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
*"You think [your in] love?"
"[Ya] I [caught] Joe"*
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-define post nose