Message from @Nyoki

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2019-03-04 04:00:06 UTC  

t!setinfo

2019-03-04 04:00:06 UTC  

<:yes:390511463078428672> | **Nyoki**, your info box has been successfully **reset**!

2019-03-04 04:09:06 UTC  

-define the key

2019-03-04 04:09:06 UTC  

**the key**: A place where you live if you aren't tough enough to live in the [Gables], and run with those [scary ass] [Gables Centaurs].
*1. I can't [live in] the [Gables], I'm too afraid...I guess it's off to the [Key] for me.*
*(<http://the-key.urbanup.com/919473>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:09:25 UTC  

-define gatekeeper

2019-03-04 04:09:25 UTC  

**Gatekeeper**: 1) One who devalues other’s opinions on something by claiming they’re not [entitled] to the opinion because they’re not [qualified], the rightful decision-maker, a part of a particular group, etc.
2) One who denies parental rights by limiting the parent’s interactions or [decisions] with their own child.
*Maria told Jeff he wasn’t allowed to be in [Spanish Club] because he wasnt a native speaker.

The mother was a [gatekeeper] when she told her [ex husband] he was not allowed to take their child to Disney World because she didn’t want him driving that far with her child. “I am the mother and I make the decisions. You are not taking my child that far away from me,” she exclaimed.*
*(<http://gatekeeper.urbanup.com/13050648>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:09:43 UTC  

-define duel mechanisms

2019-03-04 04:09:43 UTC  

**duel**: When two males stand [face to face] and proceed to masturbate in the [direction] of each other. The person to be [ejaculated] on first loses the duel.
*I tried to [get off] quickly in the duel, but he [cummed] all over me before I [got off]. *
*(<http://duel.urbanup.com/2117861>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:12:05 UTC  

-define pinpointing

2019-03-04 04:12:06 UTC  

**pinpoint impression toy**: A interesting [contraption] that was probably invented with the intention of becoming an amazing 3D device, but now can usually found in [the 25] cent toy section in Walmart. It can be identified as a grid or pan of needles (ranging from silver, to neon depending on how much you want to spend on a half-hour’s worth of entertainment). When a hand or face or some other [convex] object is placed underneath, the needles rise to form an impression of said object.
*“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool [3D] impression of my [grandma]’s face!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of me bum!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of a [turnip]!”*
*(<http://pinpoint-impression-toy.urbanup.com/4266577>)* *1 more results*

2019-03-04 04:19:30 UTC  

-define troll

2019-03-04 04:19:30 UTC  

**troll**: One who posts a deliberately [provocative] message to a [newsgroup] or message board with the intention of causing maximum [disruption] and argument
**
*(<http://troll.urbanup.com/5096>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:26:45 UTC  

-define scared

2019-03-04 04:26:45 UTC  

**scared**: [The feeling] men get when they like their [girlfriend] [too much].
*Julie: [Duane], I like you.

Duane: Julie I think you should date the [wine guy] because I'm scared of [getting hurt].*
*(<http://scared.urbanup.com/2290742>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:27:18 UTC  

-define worrisome

2019-03-04 04:27:18 UTC  

**worrisome**: <Adjective> To be [bothersome] or [otherwise] annoying or [obnoxious]
*1. That [bugaboo] is sooo worrisome!
2. She never [shuts] up. She is so worrisome.
3. That worrisome boy has [no manners]. He's always begging for stuff and being rude.
*
*(<http://worrisome.urbanup.com/2767040>)* *2 more results*

2019-03-04 04:27:50 UTC  

-define crying

2019-03-04 04:27:50 UTC  

**Crying**: Some people cry because they have so many emotions building up inside them that they've been holding on for too long.
People also cry when they're hurt.

[Dealing] with crying is simple, just give chocolate, or some kind of [comfort food], and [hugs].
*I was [crying] yesterday, [idk why] but I just feel [sad] today*
*(<http://crying.urbanup.com/8386770>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:28:14 UTC  

-define please stop

2019-03-04 04:28:14 UTC  

**please stop**: [Polite] way of asking someone to [cease] to [continue] what they're doing.
*[Please stop], I want to be [left] [alone].*
*(<http://please-stop.urbanup.com/8180319>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:28:35 UTC  

-define cease

2019-03-04 04:28:35 UTC  

**cease**: To [stop], to [end], to [finish].
*[Bad definitions] [never] cease to [amaze].*
*(<http://cease.urbanup.com/445828>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:32:03 UTC  

-define reason

2019-03-04 04:32:03 UTC  

**reason**: to [get together] and [exchange] ideas; a [conversation] between two cool souls.


*...[yeah man], we [gotta] reason [sometimes].*
*(<http://reason.urbanup.com/3212907>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:32:23 UTC  

-define Dexter

2019-03-04 04:32:24 UTC  

**Dexter**: A TV show on [Showtime] about a guy named Dexter. He's a [forensics] scientist by day, and a [serial murderer] by night. What sets him apart is that he's a serial murderer of OTHER serial murderers. So he's the good guy of the story. Based on the book series by Jeff Lindsey. Very strange, but well-written.
*[Tagline]: Dexter takes [life]. [Seriously].*
*(<http://dexter.urbanup.com/2074607>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:33:00 UTC  

-define the punisher

2019-03-04 04:33:00 UTC  

**the punisher**: the [badest] [mother fucker] ever. recently made into a movie, which [kicked] so much ass.
*Joe,Bob,Mike,[Lindsey], and Ben saw the punisher; the exploding cars scene made mike go into [convulsions] because it was so [badass].*
*(<http://the-punisher.urbanup.com/636730>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:52:52 UTC  

-define creep

2019-03-04 04:52:52 UTC  

**creep**: A young, [studly] man with a particularly good butt (from excessive [stair] training). A particularly common [jargin] among young, female Dunkin Donuts employees.
*I thought that creep was going to stay there for [an hour].... *[sigh] of [longing]**
*(<http://creep.urbanup.com/12698203>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:53:08 UTC  

-define creeper

2019-03-04 04:53:09 UTC  

**creeper**: A clichéd term of infantile beginnings originally intended to characterize individuals, typically a male, whose uncertain behavior or [looming] mysterious presence would make regular folks [unsettled].Currently, the ubiquitous [puerile] terminology takes on multiple variant definitions, notably -
1- that deliberated by socially influential people to brand personalities they find inept or intolerable, if not simply unattractive; Regretfully, it's often used against those who don't wield the power their instigating counterparts do (e. g. [dweebs],dorks,etc)
2- that deliberated by the malevolent youth to [antagonize] older folks for the way they look or behave
An all-too-uncanny example would be where the older individual compliments or merely converses with the younger, which the younger quickly gets irritated over for none other than the fact that the older doesn't share his/her aesthetic qualities. A follow-up excuse to justify the [younger's] reaction might be that differences in age & life experiences would therefore make it"inappropriate"for the older to talk to the younger.
3-that deliberated by self-entitling hotheads to overlay on those they deem are giving them unsolicited advances
The contact, though, is likely to be innocently [unsexual] & [cordial] by nature
4- that deliberated by moral hotmouths to unfairly [fend off] adults acerbated as suspected pedophiles.More often then not, any "evidence"/"proof"present is barely more than trite frivolity as found in the previously items.
*To number 1 - "That freakin' creeper with the [f'ugly] chunky smile who sat in the corner with his palms centered on his crotch came up to me, and he kept trying to compliment me. These sick douchebags don't have a life!" =/

2019-03-04 04:53:09 UTC  

To number 2 - i hav a friend whose already a freshmen in hs And like omfg!!! we were visiting a hookup site for hot men (illegally!! hahahaha'zz), and this motherfuckin creeper keeps trying to talk to us! He was like a fat 40yo perv!!! we had to fuckin' block dat shitzz!!!!!!"

To number 3 - I never want to visit a nightclub again! I keep getting hit on by [creepers] who want nothing [but sex]! (I guess they can't resist my [glaring] beauty!)

To [number 4] - "Meh mums has warned me to stay away from [Osage] Park since its full of creepers: Their like normal adults, but they keep saying hi and smiling at kids and pre-teens and stuff. And they act too friendly ,almost to the point of being fake like the sick turds they are!! Let dem shitazz pedozzz fucking molest each other and [die in hell], but I'm not going to let them infect me."*
*(<http://creeper.urbanup.com/7040101>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:57:03 UTC  

-define sad

2019-03-04 04:57:04 UTC  

**Sad**: This word can be used in place where "[RIP]" is typically used. Used to express your [disappointment] or [sadness] towards what someone is saying to you in one word.
*Ex. 1:
"Hey, I have to cancel [tonight's] plans. I'm really sorry, we can go out [another time]?"
"Sad."

Ex. 2:
"Are there any cookies left?"
"No, [I ate them all]."
"Sad."

Ex. 3:
"What did you end up getting on that essay?"
"0"
"That's too bad"
"Yeah. Sad."*
*(<http://sad.urbanup.com/12641125>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 04:59:01 UTC  

-define not sad

2019-03-04 04:59:01 UTC  

**Sad but not sad**: When your [depressed] but [you don't want] people [to know].
*Person1 *Listens to sad music at night when no one is there*
Person1 *is [a social] [butterfly] when with people*
Person1 [I'm sad] but not sad*
*(<http://sad-but-not-sad.urbanup.com/11852716>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 05:05:19 UTC  

-define the feels

2019-03-04 05:05:20 UTC  

**the feels**: [the wave] of emotion that hits you like [a truck] and leaves you think [fuck man] why
*i just [saw] [Brittney] with her new [bf], shit gave me the feels*
*(<http://the-feels.urbanup.com/7166000>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-04 05:13:00 UTC  

-define down with the clown

2019-03-04 05:13:00 UTC  

**down with the clown**: when people mention this, it is a way for them to express to everyone around them that they follow the [ICP] (insane clown posse) and the [icp] family in order to feel like they belong to something. in reality most of the jugalos are fags and follow [a bullshit] life style which is why they are looked down upon by us normal and functional members of society.
*"I don't need to go to school or read them books, or even get a job cuz I'm down with [the clown]!"

[apropiate] respond should sound something like
"[go kill yourself], faggot"*
*(<http://down-with-the-clown.urbanup.com/3882291>)* *9 more results*