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@Nyoki

are you a virgin?

chad art <:happy:511590629793595403>

https://youtu.be/xAMfgdQu8zU

https://youtu.be/nwtYLK65H34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QZyLPRGDTI&t=86s

https://youtu.be/IMFV705oG_c

-define nado

**nado**: An abbriviation of [Coronado] An [island] town in [San Diego].
*[Dude], i'm from nado.*
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-define dow jones

**Dow Jones**: [Recent events] such as the [CDO]/CDS meltdown have caused movements in the market similar to that made by a female as she administers fellatio.

Originates from the following context: "Bitch is [goin' down] like the Dow Jones!"
*Baller [Inc] [Exec] 1: Did you go to Circle last night?
Baller Inc Exec 2: I did, Dow Jones was the [value added] to the experience.*
*(<http://dow-jones.urbanup.com/3802821>)* *9 more results*

$tip $active 0.0005 eth

:money_mouth: @.𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓭 sent @Human Sheeple, @Thuganomics⚜, @Czepa **0.000166 ETH** (≈ $0.02) each :cloud_rain:
*Ethereum is not the default currency of this server.*

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**BDG**: [Big Dick] [Grandma]
*"[Oh] [Gertrude] is [such a] BDG"*
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**funhouse**: a funhouse is a [euphemism] for a [vagina]
*[I wanna] [put] [my cock] into your funhouse tonight!*
*(<http://funhouse.urbanup.com/4079816>)* *9 more results*

**crowded**: when there's no more room for [bruising] and your balls feel like they are going to explode. either because u were hit in [the balls] or because you got your NUTS [SMASHED]!!!
*[man-]"hey baby I lost my virginity can I have yours?"

lady-"[Oh my fuck]!!!(smashes his nuts with a Chuck Norris kick!)

man(to friends)- omg it hurts so bad she god damn [CROWDED] my balls(faints) *
*(<http://crowded.urbanup.com/3887575>)* *9 more results*

-define choo choo

**choo choo**: (verb) to [run a train] as by multiple males having [intercourse] with one female

(noun) the act of [running a train] on a female
*Let's choo choo [that bitch]! [Chuch]!

[Troy's] never once been in a choo choo.*
*(<http://choo-choo.urbanup.com/2460115>)* *9 more results*

-define sunrise

**Sunrise**: When you're [laying in bed] first thing in the morning and you get a [boner] for no [apparent] reason; the name is derived from the time of day at which it occurs
*I [woke up] early this morning when I [rolled over] on my [sunrise]*
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-define zelu

**Zelu**: An intense feeling of [satisfaction] of what you represnt. Why you represent it, and can get [cocky] about it because of how [good you] feel about it.
*Guy 1: Your [so weird] bro.
Guy 2: To you im weird, to me im normal.
Guy 1: Zelu.
Guy 2: Thats right [scrub], i might be weird to you, but all it is, is just that YOU are [fuckin'] weird bro!*
*(<http://zelu.urbanup.com/5727602>)*

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-define a.s.n

**A.S.N**: Stands for [Aint Shit] Nigga. Word used to reference someone (particularly a boyfriend) with [no job], [no car], and no money.
*[I'm so tired] of having to support my boyfriend while he watches cartoons.

Yeah, you always seem to attract [the A].S.[Ns]*
*(<http://asn.urbanup.com/4367876>)* *1 more results*

-define dea

**Dea**: Usually an amazing friend.

She's someone who, even if you don't see for a while, you love to be around. She always tries to help if [you need it], and can [impart] great wisdom when needed.

Someone who gets stressed/depressed sometimes, and you worry about her a lot. You know that you have to always be there for her.

Someone who has great taste in music, and loves to make people [CDs].
*I was super [worried] about my friend, so I [talked] to Dea, and she helped [calm] me down and see reason.*
*(<http://dea.urbanup.com/7636900>)* *9 more results*

🆙 | **-Joe leveled up!**

-define fbi

**FBI**: Federal [Bureau] of Investigation; an agency of [the Justice] Department responsible for investigating [violations] of Federal laws.
*The FBI is primarily a [law enforcement] [agency]. They collect intelligence related to [domestic] security and perform crime investigations.*
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-define bankster

**Bankster**: A portmanteau of "[banker]" and "gangster", popularized by (among others) [the economist] Murray N. Rothbard, used by him to attack what he held to be the inherently fraudulent nature of Fractional-Reserve [banking] (as opposed to 100% gold reserve banking, which he defended as the only honest form of banking). Frequently used in reference to The Fed.

In more recent popular usage, often refers in a vague way to the forces of "Wall Street", or to those persons in the financial services industry who grow rich despite the continued impoverishment of those who depend on their services, and despite their apparent inability to succeed in business without constant government assistance.
*"[The Fed] is an organized cartel of [banksters], who are creating inflation, ripping off the public, destroying the savings of the [average American]."

"The banksters crashed the economy, but thanks to generous federal bailouts, they won't have to sacrifice their fat bonuses."*
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-define scam artist

**Scam Artist**: The person who creates and runs a scam. The [mastermind] behind the operation but is also often the [scammer] who actually caries out the con or [swindle].
*"He's a fricken' [scam artist] and I wouldn't [trust] him with a [dead fly]."*
*(<http://scam-artist.urbanup.com/1950585>)* *9 more results*

-define pyramid scheme

**pyramid scheme**: A fraudulent [business model], illegal in most places, in which participants are paid to recruit more participants, rather than commissions on sales.

Frequently passed off as [Multi-Level Marketing] by incorporating sales of an unmarketable product or service into the scheme. In such cases, participants are usually required to maintain a monthly purchase [quota] to qualify for payments.
*[Pyramid] schemes market to prospective participants while [Multi-Level Marketing] plans market to prospective consumers. Pyramid schemes fail because scam participants are not a viable market. Most of the participants pay more money to participate than they receive for participating because there aren't enough suckers left to recruit.

Once the suckers figure that out and quit paying into the scheme, those who recruited them start losing money too, and then they quit. The scam [shrivels] even faster than it grew.*
*(<http://pyramid-scheme.urbanup.com/822028>)* *9 more results*

-define Charles ponzi

**ponzi**: A type of investment scam.

A [ponzi scheme] is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying returns to investors [out of the money] raised from new investors.

The scheme is named after Charles [Ponzi], an Italian immigrant to the United States in the 1920s.
*I got taken by a [HYIP] ponzi [scam] last week. They promised 20% a month but [ran] away with my money!*
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-define j cole

**J Cole**: [FIRE]
*J Cole: [Fire], [It Burns] [Nigga]*
*(<http://j-cole.urbanup.com/9629653>)* *9 more results*

Fire

For sure

**christianity**: Christianity is [monotheistic] religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful God. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, from the greek word Biblios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Bible is not one book but indeed [66 books].

There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christians there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian. The most liberal view of everyone who says they are a Christian being a Christian would place [the figure] around 75%, whereas the considerably more conservative belief that anyone outside your own denomination is not a Christian can place the figure as low as 0.1%.

Denominations [sprout] from the original idea of Christianity because some phrases from the bible [contridict] each other, and thus to [harmonise] this people say phrase A is literal whereas phrase B is [symbolic]. However, one group might say A is symbolic, but another might say B is symbolic. Thus, there are now hundreds of different denominations preaching slightly different versions of effectively the same source material.

Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'big' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of negative press. However, like all groups, Christianity has [the best and worst] among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing anything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.

However, many Christians - most, in fact - are decent people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
*[Christians] believe in [a single], patriachal [god].*
*(<http://christianity.urbanup.com/810144>)* *9 more results*

-define hot sauce

**hot sauce**: [Best]. [Condiment]. [Ever].
*I use my hot sauces on my BBQ pork, pasta, [Italian food] (including pizza), burgers, steak, [Mexican food], [Oriental] food, omeletes, and other tasty kinds of food.*
*(<http://hot-sauce.urbanup.com/1516678>)* *9 more results*

**Christian**: A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could [vent] to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he [bullies] you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a [fantabulous] person you could ever meet. :).
*Christian: [Im] not [famous] :(
Me: You're famous [omfg]*
*(<http://christian.urbanup.com/7099519>)* *9 more results*

-define poggmathon

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-define pogg

**pogg**: [awsome]
*[dude] [thats] [fuckin] pogg*
*(<http://pogg.urbanup.com/4233890>)* *1 more results*

-define triple crown

**Triple Crown**: To successfully and enjoyably [ejaculate] [three times] [in one] day.
*"Dude, [I was bored] yesterday." -Tom
"Me too, there was nothing to do." -Jack
"Don't tell anyone but I achieved [the Triple Crown]..." -Tom
"I was thinking about [going for it]." -Jack*
*(<http://triple-crown.urbanup.com/5387033>)* *9 more results*

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-define triple

**triple**: when u [shit], [cum] and [puke] at the same time.
*I had a [steady] [rythm] going and then i just [tripled] myself :p.*
*(<http://triple.urbanup.com/6101138>)* *9 more results*

-define karnt

**karnt**: same meaning as [cunt] only gets through work [email] [filters]
*"[That guy] is [the biggest] karnt i have ever [met]"*
*(<http://karnt.urbanup.com/939530>)* *1 more results*

Very true

Always happens to me on exam day

-define swb

**swb**: meaning 'Skinny White Bitch' is an adjective pronounced ([swub]). This is a girl, while skinny and white, to be found particularly unattractive to the general male populace. (see also butterface) They are notably [mousy]. However, one male member in a group of friends without fail, proceeds to date several of these girls and find them interesting, despise their major lack of personality and looks. This term is often used [behind the back] of (and at times to the face of) the friend who is dating the swb. May also be used in as an adverb: swb-ly or (swubly).
*Friend 1: Did you see his new chick?
Friend 2: [Oh yea]. There he goes again! What a swb!
Friend 1: [Yea], she was [hella] swb-ly.*
*(<http://swb.urbanup.com/2725276>)* *9 more results*

-define s.w.b

**S.W.B**: Skinny [white booty], because there ARE a few skinny [white girls] with [booties].
*These [jeans] [make] my S.W.B. [look] hawtttt.*
*(<http://swb.urbanup.com/2030433>)*

-define 21st

**January 21st**: [Eff] the [Exes] Day!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much [the Bee's Knees]. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!
*Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night!

Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.

Joe: There's a holiday called that?

Josh: Yeah every January 21st!

Joe: Cool! What did you do?

John: Well, I went on a [super date] with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer [Captain's] chest!

Joe: HEYOOOH!!! [Good riddance] to that whore!*
*(<http://january-21st.urbanup.com/6365573>)* *9 more results*

-define bogus

**bogus**: wiggity-wiggity-whack; bullshit; [unfortunate]; silly; [unbelievable]; not [genuine]; the opposite of excellent
*Bill S. Preston, [Esq]. and Ted "[Theodore]" Logan: "[Bogus]!"*
*(<http://bogus.urbanup.com/8384>)* *9 more results*

-define boogie

**boogie**: A [black person], [typically] from [the ghetto].
*Don't take [the next] offramp, or we'll [end up] [in the middle] of boogie-town.*
*(<http://boogie.urbanup.com/2740768>)* *9 more results*

-define bonkers

**bonkers**: ([adj]) [crazy], [wild]
*[Don't go] bonkers!*
*(<http://bonkers.urbanup.com/13175>)* *9 more results*

-define distinguishe

**Distinguished**: What [Paul] uses [instead] of [OLD].
*Paul, your [grey beard] makes you look [OLD dude]!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look [DISTINGUISHED].*
*(<http://distinguished.urbanup.com/5826953>)* *8 more results*

-define malarkey

**malarkey**: [Irish-American] for [bullshit].
*[George W. Bush] is [full] of malarkey.*
*(<http://malarkey.urbanup.com/269849>)* *9 more results*

-define atf

**ATF**: [According] [To Facebook]
*Did you hear about [Tom] and [Lilly]? ATF, they're [in a relationship].*
*(<http://atf.urbanup.com/5387465>)* *9 more results*

**Mona Lisa**: A girl of [unsurpassed] beauty and charm who, like the work of art of her [namesake], has a [stamp] of "do not touch."
*She's positively [gorgeous], but doesn't [date]: a [regular] Mona Lisa.*
*(<http://mona-lisa.urbanup.com/2597646>)* *9 more results*

**Pattern**: To [fix yourself]/[get yourself] together after doing some [stupid ass shit] or just picking up yo damn life. Also, means to get yourself into line/know your place.
*John : Your mother is [fucking ugly] as all [fucking hell]

Alex : [Pattern b]*
*(<http://pattern.urbanup.com/11138161>)* *9 more results*

**king without a crown**: An earthly king with no substance. A king who has lost his [vindication].

e.i.- King [Saul] (Old Testement, First Samuel 9) after disobeying God's orders God rejected him. and although he was still king of the israelites on earth he no longer was God's [anointed] king
*[Bush] might be president but the [majority] of [americans] hate him. he is a king without a crown.*
*(<http://king-without-a-crown.urbanup.com/2058089>)* *9 more results*

**virtue**: [Moral] [goodness]; [admirable] quality
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*(<http://virtue.urbanup.com/256472>)* *9 more results*

**tainted**: A girl who is tainted is one who is extremely [skanky]. She is known for going from guy to guy and [hooking up] with them. She is tainted because it is unknown whether or not she has a [STD].

A guy is tainted when he has sex with a girl who is tainted.
*Person 1: You didnt hear about [amanda]? she hooked up with chris, adam, mike, and [jamaal] in the same night.

Person 2: Damn, she's tainted.

-
Person 1: Mike just had sex with [melanie].
Person 2: Suck for him, he's tainted now*
*(<http://tainted.urbanup.com/5209502>)* *9 more results*

**Diluted**: To be so far [removed] from reality that most [doubt] the capability to function in [the real world].
*[You guys] are so [diluted] that [it's not even funny] anymore.*
*(<http://diluted.urbanup.com/8133148>)* *9 more results*

**Ok**: The word you use when people ask how you r but ur life is a [pice] of shit [so you say] [I'm ok] how r u
*Dad: how are you son
[Nate]:[I'm ok]. How are you

Dad: I'm [swell]*
*(<http://ok.urbanup.com/11519648>)* *9 more results*

**OKAY**: something said [randomly] by [Lil'] John in songs that [feature] him
*[Usher] - "She had me [feelin] like she's ready to go"
[Lil'] John randomly in the background "OKAY"*
*(<http://okay.urbanup.com/551672>)* *9 more results*

**Ay**: A term used to [catch] someone [attention] when [you don't know] their name
*[Ay gurl], [let me holla] at you [for a minute]*
*(<http://ay.urbanup.com/1364073>)* *9 more results*

**incentive**: Something, such as the fear of [punishment] or the [expectation] of [reward], that induces action or motivates effort.
*Jake was promised free entry into the bar if he [mowed] the [lawn] for his [neighbor].*
*(<http://incentive.urbanup.com/763728>)* *9 more results*

-define fear

**fear**: Fear is the [mind killer]. Fear is [the little death] that brings total [obliteration].
*"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total [obliteration]. I will face my fear. I will allow my fear to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone I will turn my [inner eye] to see its path. And where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." (From [Frank Herbert's] Dune)*
*(<http://fear.urbanup.com/428023>)* *9 more results*

-define eye

**Eye**: If [you need help] figuring this out you need help.
*"I'm [extremely bored], so i'll go on the internet and [look up] the word [eye]"*
*(<http://eye.urbanup.com/3314342>)* *9 more results*

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-define the gate

**The gate**: A gated entry-way outside [East Brunswick] High School in East Brunswick, New Jersey. While The Gate provides a way for walking students to enter school grounds, it also serves as an ideal location for students to smoke, making it impossible for cops to ticket them for smoking on [school property]. Every morning you will find a decent crowd, yet it tends to get larger after school. In terms of EBHS, the gate is located outside of "H-Hall" or the doors leading outside from the "Terminal" inbetween H-Hall and neighboring I-Hall. The Gate was the key location back when the [Ginker] kids were relevant in East Brunswick, yet while Ginkers are pretty much extinct, the Gate is still the place to go if you need to light up.
*[EB] Kid 1: Yo homes you got a [stoge]?
EB Kid 2: Yeah, dude. I'll give it to you at [the Gate] after school.
EB Kid 1: Good Looks.*
*(<http://the-gate.urbanup.com/4030536>)* *9 more results*

**Sike**: A term used when [saying] something you don't really [mean].
[Example]
*Girl: "[I love you]"
Guy: "[I love you too]"
Girl: "Really"
Guy: "Sike! Ain't nobody what [that ugly] ass"*
*(<http://sike.urbanup.com/12540474>)* *9 more results*

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**black hawk down**: One of the greatest damn movies ever, based on true events in 1993 when brave soldiers from Delta Force, U.S. Rangers fought their way through the clan [war-torn] streets in [Mogadishu], Somalia for absolutely no success except 2 [black hawk] helicopter crashes and 18 soldiers deaths. The mission was too simply capture high-ranked soldiers in Mohammed Farrah Aidids clan, the general

A game has been made for it, too.
*John: I feel bad for the [soldiers] in [Somalia] in October [1993]

Lucy: Yeah, me too.*
*(<http://black-hawk-down.urbanup.com/1365326>)* *9 more results*

**Delta**: A beautiful person with amazing personality. Has high [intelligence] and [is best] at everything. Is [loved] by many.
*[Your beautiful] and [pretty]. You [must be] Delta*
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snapped this @ target

-define Luddite

**luddite**: 1. One who fears technology (or new technology, as they seem pleased with how things currently are...why can't everything just be the same?)

2. A group led by Mr. [Luddite] durring [the industrial] revolution who beleived machines would cause workers [wages] to be decreased and ended up burning a number of factories in protest
*A luddite generally claims things were "just fine" [back in the day], and refuses to replace/[update] failing equipment/software/computers on the basis that they were just fine [10 years] ago.*
*(<http://luddite.urbanup.com/630861>)* *5 more results*

**nyan**: [The sound] a [japanese] [cat] makes. Much like the American 'meow'.
*[cat] in america: [meow], meow

cat [in japan]: nyan, nyan*
*(<http://nyan.urbanup.com/3006399>)* *9 more results*

*Nom nom nom time to eat my laptop c:*

>*devour consumerism* öwö

-define yo-yo

**yo-yo**: When you're trying to hold back [a monster] sized shit and it keeps [pushing] its way out; followed by you [pulling it] back in.
*Dude you have [got to] [pull over]! I've got a [serious] yo-yo going here.*
*(<http://yo-yo.urbanup.com/833148>)* *9 more results*

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-define prairie dogging

**prairie dogging**: When you have to [take a crap] so bad that it feels [as though] the turd is moving [in and out].
*I [have to] use the [restroom] [so bad] that Im prairie dogging it.*
*(<http://prairie-dogging.urbanup.com/344134>)* *9 more results*

-define scromiting

**Scromiting**: [The act] of [screaming] up [vomit].


*"I [walked in on] my parents doing it last week, and immediately started [scromiting] up the dinner my mother had prepared, with the very same hands she was preparing [my father] with."*
*(<http://scromiting.urbanup.com/3929923>)* *1 more results*

-define zezima

**zezima**: Other than being known as the most popular player in [runescape]. His name has become a slang term to [address] someone particularly addicted to something. Usually [online gaming].
*1) Dude...[quit] before you become a zezima.
2) What [are you] [trying to] do? Become zezima?
3) Look a zezima.
*
*(<http://zezima.urbanup.com/2712490>)* *9 more results*

-define Peter zezima

**zezima**: Other than being known as the most popular player in [runescape]. His name has become a slang term to [address] someone particularly addicted to something. Usually [online gaming].
*1) Dude...[quit] before you become a zezima.
2) What [are you] [trying to] do? Become zezima?
3) Look a zezima.
*
*(<http://zezima.urbanup.com/2712490>)* *9 more results*

-define theoldnite

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-define Lilyuffie88

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-define adrenochrome

**Adrenochrome**: 3-hydroxy-1-methyl-5,6-in doline-dione

[Adrenochrome] is an oxidation product of adrenaline (ephinephrine, norepinephrine). The effects and classification of this drug is said to be controversial because it is debated whether is has any psychoactive or hallucinogenic effects, although some test subjects compared the [adrenochrome] experience to mild psilocybin and LSD experiences. Psychoactive effects of adrenochrome may include euphoria, confusion, a change in train of thought, lack of judgment, poor insight and inability to concentrate.
Author Hunter S. Thompson mentions adrenochrome in his book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In the book the drug comes from a living [donor's] adrenal gland and therefore it is deemed exotic and intense. In the DVD commentary, director [Terry Gilliam] admits that his and [Thompson's] portrayal is fictional.


*"[Adrenochrome],” he said. “You won’t need much. Just a tiny taste.”
I got the bottle and dipped the head of a paper match into it.
“That’s about right,” he said. “That stuff makes pure mescaline seem like [ginger beer]. You’ll go completely crazy if u take too much.”
…..
“Jesus! What kind of monster client have you picked up this time? There’s only one source for this stuff….”
He nodded.
“The adrenaline glands from a living human body,” I said. “It’s no good if you get it out of a corpse.”
- [Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas].

i wish i had [adrenochrome]

*
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Creation Museum, Petersburg, KY

Lul

-define asclepius

**Asclepius**: [Greek Mythology] (Ασκληπιός) God of medicine and [healing], son of [Apollo].
*'I [owe] a [cock] to Asclepius' [Socrates] last words*
*(<http://asclepius.urbanup.com/3231249>)* *1 more results*

-define rape

**rape**: [Penis] [somewhere] [not good]
*I hit him in [95] [damage] in 4 hits and I got [raped]*
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-define crazy

**Crazy**: Someone who is wild and fun. Someone who will go against [the rules]. Someone [who does that] they want no matter the [consequences]. Someone who will do anything especially for love.
*[The girl] [Rhianon] was [crazy] and no one could stop her.*
*(<http://crazy.urbanup.com/11331678>)* *9 more results*

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-define metrosexual

**Metrosexual**: A male who looks like he's gay, but [bangs] [chicks], not [dicks].
*[David Beckham] is a very [famous] [metrosexual]*
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-define oy vey

**oy vey**: Yiddish: short for "[Oy vey] iz [mir]," Oh, [woe is me]!
*Today's only [Tuesday]? I [thought it was] Friday! [Oy vey]!!!!"*
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https://imjustheretomakeyouthink.com/2019/02/16/the-mississippi-river-is-the-nile-that-the-bible-talks-about/

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-define comfortable broke

**comfortitis**: when your so comfortable everyone elses level of [comfort] seems [inferior] and [futile]
*Mike-"[Nick] you always get the best [sleeping] [spot]"
Nick-"I know, I have comfortitis right now"*
*(<http://comfortitis.urbanup.com/3593377>)* *9 more results*

-define surprise

**Surprise**: When you [unexpectedly] insert [your cock] into a girls mouth while she is [yawning].
*While walking down [the dorm] [hall], I gave Sarah a [surprise].*
*(<http://surprise.urbanup.com/736046>)* *9 more results*

-define section

**section**: a [marijuana] [smoking] [session]
*[Vamos] [para] [el] section*
*(<http://section.urbanup.com/105120>)* *9 more results*

-define division

**Division**: [Something] that is [not possible] by [zero].
*Conversation due to an [epic fail] in [the system] ([division by zero]):

"OSHI--"
"...what?"
"HE JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO!"
"But that's not po--"
"EXACTLY."*
*(<http://division.urbanup.com/3529923>)* *9 more results*

-define division 34

**DIVISIVE**: [tending] to cause [disagreement] or [hostility] between people.
*the highly [divisive] [issue] of [abortion]*
*(<http://divisive.urbanup.com/8784773>)* *9 more results*

No result :(

-define time management

**time management**: A term used by managers to [justify] inaction when subordinates [complain] that their [workload] is excessive.
*S: "I just don't have enough time to do all of this work."
M: "You would if your time management was better."
S: "[I suppose] you're going to [tell me] you have an 'opportunity' for me now aren't you?"
M: "[Damn right] I am!"

*
*(<http://time-management.urbanup.com/2842325>)* *9 more results*

-define sanctions

**Sanctions**: Empty and baseless, [sanctions] are [punitive] threats thrown about like playing cards from the U.N. at nations that commit grave offenses, such as North Korea and Iran.

Compared to a slap on the wrist, but less effective, sanctions are nothing more than United Nations PR "showing" the world that they are hard at work keeping [baddies] in line.

Not quite as powerful as the wag of the finger, sanctions have absolutely no effect on the country they are imposed upon.
*North Korea, and Iran have multiple [sanctions] against them from the U.N. for crimes committed (ex. secret underground [uranium] [enrichment] plants)

However, these countries go about their day to day plotting because sanctions are USELESS.

Show some balls, World.*
*(<http://sanctions.urbanup.com/4258183>)* *9 more results*

-define baroque

**baroque**: Aesthetic that follows cues of cyclical time; a cyclical time aesthetic particular to high-context Southern European Catholic countries in the 17 and 1800's. Reflected in its successors including modernism (in particular [art deco]) and [supermodernity] (in particular [neomodernism]).
*[Philadelphia] follows [Baroque] [time in] its case Italian design motifs reinforced by German architectural interpretations.*
*(<http://baroque.urbanup.com/11834690>)* *9 more results*

-define ad hom

**ad hom**: short for "[ad hominem]," meaning a person is verbally attacking a person involved in the [debate] instead of addressing the opposing [side's] argument or position.
*Telling someone that they are wrong in the [debate] because their motives are wicked is an "ad hom"; therefore, the [moderator] will strike it from [the record].*
*(<http://ad-hom.urbanup.com/1391338>)* *9 more results*

i ""don't get"" people who want to meme spam but lose interest as soon as they're asked by users or mods to plz keep it in meme spam
🤔

Wat

-define joe Rogan

**Joe Rogan**: A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.

He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.

He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.

He isTae Kwon Do [blackbelt] and champion and holds a
brownbelt in [Jui] Jitsu under [Eddie Bravo].

He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.


*"Dude, Joe Rogan told some [annoying cunt] in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his [dick around] her neck and start her up like a [lawnmower]!"*
*(<http://joe-rogan.urbanup.com/3798503>)* *9 more results*

lol

Horrible comedian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93aPfV8I2PA

-drfine spoopy

-define spoopy

**Spoopy**: Something that is [funny] and [spooky] at [the same] time.
*"I saw [a ghost] [fall down the stairs] today, it was so [spoopy]."*
*(<http://spoopy.urbanup.com/6804284>)* *9 more results*

-define cow

**cow**: Someone who [blocks] the aisles in a [grocery store] with their massive [girth].
*Get [the hell] out of [my way] you [fucking cow]!*
*(<http://cow.urbanup.com/22557>)* *9 more results*

Lol

-define pig

**pig**: a [officer] of [the law]

[police]
*[Want] another [donut] [PIG].*
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-define goat

**goat**: [Greatest]
Of
All
Time

(like [tight], [the best])
*Those [shoes] are [G.o.a.t].*
*(<http://goat.urbanup.com/429476>)* *9 more results*

-define calculus

**calculus**: Calculus is how we know everything about everything, except sex, maybe.

It is also a name for the page and a half of [indecipherable] foreplay used in university physics [textbooks] before they give you [the formula] for something.
*[Engineering student]: I forgot [the formula] for the volume of a sphere, but I was able to figure it out from the area of a circle using calculus.
Non-engineering student: I looked in the back of [the textbook].*
*(<http://calculus.urbanup.com/2997325>)* *9 more results*

-define organic chemistry

**organic chemistry**: A class that [rapes] the shit out of you and your [GPA]. Learn useful things like deprotonating your mom [and what not] to do after college
*The organic chemistry did me [in the butt] and I [bent over] [for it].*
*(<http://organic-chemistry.urbanup.com/2128289>)* *9 more results*

LMAO

I dont know shit in Organic

-define trigonometry

**Trigonometry**: The study of how [the angles] and [lengths] of a [triangle] relate to each other.
*Want to find the height of a tall building or the length of an [underground tunnel], without actually measuring them? Thanks to [trigonometry], you can get a pretty good [approximation] of these measurements.*
*(<http://trigonometry.urbanup.com/9992109>)* *9 more results*

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-define Amadeus

**Amadeus**: A [bad ass] movie about [Mozart]. It won 8 [Academy Awards] including best picture.
*My [class] watched Amadeus in [music] class.*
*(<http://amadeus.urbanup.com/1146650>)* *9 more results*

-define 24th

**24th base**: [Picking up] a random person on the side of the street, [raping] them, and then having them [enjoy it]. therefore not considered rape afterwards.
*Guy: Hey, I got to 24th base.
Guys friend: [Sooo]...how [did that] [work out] for you?
Guy: yeah, I'm meeting her tomorrow...*
*(<http://24th-base.urbanup.com/2378842>)* *9 more results*

-define joji

**Joji**: A beautiful, [talented], funny, and drop-dead [gorgeous] person; he's [mostly] known for being 'Filthy Frank'.
*[Person 1]: [Whoa], [look], it's Joji!*
*(<http://joji.urbanup.com/11897294>)* *9 more results*

Ahhhh

Can I hit 24th base with chad? <:thonk:511590628866654209>

-define no

**no**: [The word] that makes [sex] [rape].
*[Lets fuck].
No
*
*(<http://no.urbanup.com/125361>)* *9 more results*

Fuuuuucking hell

-define hell

**Hell**: [School].
*[School] is [hell].*
*(<http://hell.urbanup.com/9881711>)* *9 more results*

-define humanity

**Humanity**: 1: [the living end].
2: a walking disease.
3: [beyond good and evil].
4: the [flesh] that never rests.
*"My hatred for humanity has reached an [all time high]."
[The Berzerker] - [February]*
*(<http://humanity.urbanup.com/1378550>)* *9 more results*

-define heaveb

No result :(

-define heaven

**Heaven**: An [eternal] home where Christians are at home with Jesus, who boldly claims that "I Am the Way, the Truth, and the Life"—a statement that angers Muslims who believe that [Prophet Mohammed] is the only way to [Allah].
*Jesus told his disciples before his death and [resurrection] that heaven is where he was [heading] to, and that they could be there too, if they [abide] in Him and He in them.*
*(<http://heaven.urbanup.com/11569883>)* *9 more results*

-define islam

**Islam**: Islam is a universalizing Abrahamic monotheistic religion teaching that there is only one God and that Muhammad is [a messenger] of God .
Al-Islam (Submission) is a religion that believes in one God (Allah).

According to Islamic Tradition, there are five basic things that Muslims should do. They are called "The Five Pillars of Islam":

[Tawheed]: The Testimony (faith in English) is the core of the Muslim belief that there is no god but Allah himself, and that Muhammad is his last messenger.
Salaat: Muslims pray five times per day, at special times of the day.

Zakaat: Muslims who have money must give 1/40th of their money (charity in English) to help people who do not have money or need help.
Sawm or Siyam: Fasting during Ramadan, the ninth month of the Islamic year. Muslims do not eat or drink from dawn till sunset for one lunar month.

[Hajj] (Pilgrimage in English): During the month of Zulkaedah, the 12th month of the Islamic Calendar is [the pilgrimage] season where many Muslims go to Mecca, the holiest city of Islam
Muslims pray in a place of worship called the mosque. A mosque is called a masjid in Arabic.

*Women have a great and honored place in Islam, [Quran] has a chapter titled "Women" and another chapter titled "[Mariam]" which is [a testament to] the importance of women in Quran.
*His [name] is [Khaled] , he converted to Islam and became a [muslim].*
*(<http://islam.urbanup.com/12526062>)* *9 more results*

-define consent

**consent**: getting permission for touching, kissing, or various sexual behaviors. [consent culture] is becoming a [wider] spread movement especially within feminist settings. If one does not have consent for a said act, the act is often considered [sexual assault]
*"Can I [kiss] you?"
"Would you [like me] to touch your [thigh]?"

are examples of people using consent*
*(<http://consent.urbanup.com/1934931>)* *9 more results*

-define hinduism