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-define pig
**pig**: a [officer] of [the law]
[police]
*[Want] another [donut] [PIG].*
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-define goat
**goat**: [Greatest]
Of
All
Time
(like [tight], [the best])
*Those [shoes] are [G.o.a.t].*
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-define calculus
**calculus**: Calculus is how we know everything about everything, except sex, maybe.
It is also a name for the page and a half of [indecipherable] foreplay used in university physics [textbooks] before they give you [the formula] for something.
*[Engineering student]: I forgot [the formula] for the volume of a sphere, but I was able to figure it out from the area of a circle using calculus.
Non-engineering student: I looked in the back of [the textbook].*
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-define organic chemistry
**organic chemistry**: A class that [rapes] the shit out of you and your [GPA]. Learn useful things like deprotonating your mom [and what not] to do after college
*The organic chemistry did me [in the butt] and I [bent over] [for it].*
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LMAO
I dont know shit in Organic
-define trigonometry
**Trigonometry**: The study of how [the angles] and [lengths] of a [triangle] relate to each other.
*Want to find the height of a tall building or the length of an [underground tunnel], without actually measuring them? Thanks to [trigonometry], you can get a pretty good [approximation] of these measurements.*
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-define Amadeus
**Amadeus**: A [bad ass] movie about [Mozart]. It won 8 [Academy Awards] including best picture.
*My [class] watched Amadeus in [music] class.*
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-define 24th
**24th base**: [Picking up] a random person on the side of the street, [raping] them, and then having them [enjoy it]. therefore not considered rape afterwards.
*Guy: Hey, I got to 24th base.
Guys friend: [Sooo]...how [did that] [work out] for you?
Guy: yeah, I'm meeting her tomorrow...*
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-define joji
**Joji**: A beautiful, [talented], funny, and drop-dead [gorgeous] person; he's [mostly] known for being 'Filthy Frank'.
*[Person 1]: [Whoa], [look], it's Joji!*
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Ahhhh
Can I hit 24th base with chad? <:thonk:511590628866654209>
-define no
**no**: [The word] that makes [sex] [rape].
*[Lets fuck].
No
*
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Fuuuuucking hell
-define hell
**Hell**: [School].
*[School] is [hell].*
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-define humanity
**Humanity**: 1: [the living end].
2: a walking disease.
3: [beyond good and evil].
4: the [flesh] that never rests.
*"My hatred for humanity has reached an [all time high]."
[The Berzerker] - [February]*
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-define heaveb
No result :(
-define heaven
**Heaven**: An [eternal] home where Christians are at home with Jesus, who boldly claims that "I Am the Way, the Truth, and the Life"—a statement that angers Muslims who believe that [Prophet Mohammed] is the only way to [Allah].
*Jesus told his disciples before his death and [resurrection] that heaven is where he was [heading] to, and that they could be there too, if they [abide] in Him and He in them.*
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-define islam
**Islam**: Islam is a universalizing Abrahamic monotheistic religion teaching that there is only one God and that Muhammad is [a messenger] of God .
Al-Islam (Submission) is a religion that believes in one God (Allah).
According to Islamic Tradition, there are five basic things that Muslims should do. They are called "The Five Pillars of Islam":
[Tawheed]: The Testimony (faith in English) is the core of the Muslim belief that there is no god but Allah himself, and that Muhammad is his last messenger.
Salaat: Muslims pray five times per day, at special times of the day.
Zakaat: Muslims who have money must give 1/40th of their money (charity in English) to help people who do not have money or need help.
Sawm or Siyam: Fasting during Ramadan, the ninth month of the Islamic year. Muslims do not eat or drink from dawn till sunset for one lunar month.
[Hajj] (Pilgrimage in English): During the month of Zulkaedah, the 12th month of the Islamic Calendar is [the pilgrimage] season where many Muslims go to Mecca, the holiest city of Islam
Muslims pray in a place of worship called the mosque. A mosque is called a masjid in Arabic.
*Women have a great and honored place in Islam, [Quran] has a chapter titled "Women" and another chapter titled "[Mariam]" which is [a testament to] the importance of women in Quran.
*His [name] is [Khaled] , he converted to Islam and became a [muslim].*
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-define consent
**consent**: getting permission for touching, kissing, or various sexual behaviors. [consent culture] is becoming a [wider] spread movement especially within feminist settings. If one does not have consent for a said act, the act is often considered [sexual assault]
*"Can I [kiss] you?"
"Would you [like me] to touch your [thigh]?"
are examples of people using consent*
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-define hinduism
**Hinduism**: Hinduism is a modern reference to the many religious paths of India deriving from the Persian word for an Indian. Hindus themselves now use the term, though it is more traditional to refer to the [Sanatana Dharma]—the Eternal Law. The religion is centered on the [Vedas] (the 4 Hindu holy texts) and the caste system related in it. Outside that core is a vast and rich world of texts, teachings, stories, rituals, behaviors, experiences, etc. A pious Hindu will rise early, to meditate on the god or goddess, pray and ritually bathe before the morning meal. Hinduism has many gods/goddesses such as Vishnu, Krishna, Shiva, [Rama], and Kali, to name a few.
*4 important goals in Hinduism are [kama] (pleasure), artha (wealth), dharma (duty and obligation), and [moksha] (liberation from [samsara], the endless cycle of reincarnation).*
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