**king without a crown**: An earthly king with no substance. A king who has lost his [vindication].

e.i.- King [Saul] (Old Testement, First Samuel 9) after disobeying God's orders God rejected him. and although he was still king of the israelites on earth he no longer was God's [anointed] king
*[Bush] might be president but the [majority] of [americans] hate him. he is a king without a crown.*
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**virtue**: [Moral] [goodness]; [admirable] quality
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**tainted**: A girl who is tainted is one who is extremely [skanky]. She is known for going from guy to guy and [hooking up] with them. She is tainted because it is unknown whether or not she has a [STD].

A guy is tainted when he has sex with a girl who is tainted.
*Person 1: You didnt hear about [amanda]? she hooked up with chris, adam, mike, and [jamaal] in the same night.

Person 2: Damn, she's tainted.

-
Person 1: Mike just had sex with [melanie].
Person 2: Suck for him, he's tainted now*
*(<http://tainted.urbanup.com/5209502>)* *9 more results*

**Diluted**: To be so far [removed] from reality that most [doubt] the capability to function in [the real world].
*[You guys] are so [diluted] that [it's not even funny] anymore.*
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**Ok**: The word you use when people ask how you r but ur life is a [pice] of shit [so you say] [I'm ok] how r u
*Dad: how are you son
[Nate]:[I'm ok]. How are you

Dad: I'm [swell]*
*(<http://ok.urbanup.com/11519648>)* *9 more results*

**OKAY**: something said [randomly] by [Lil'] John in songs that [feature] him
*[Usher] - "She had me [feelin] like she's ready to go"
[Lil'] John randomly in the background "OKAY"*
*(<http://okay.urbanup.com/551672>)* *9 more results*

**Ay**: A term used to [catch] someone [attention] when [you don't know] their name
*[Ay gurl], [let me holla] at you [for a minute]*
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**incentive**: Something, such as the fear of [punishment] or the [expectation] of [reward], that induces action or motivates effort.
*Jake was promised free entry into the bar if he [mowed] the [lawn] for his [neighbor].*
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-define fear

**fear**: Fear is the [mind killer]. Fear is [the little death] that brings total [obliteration].
*"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total [obliteration]. I will face my fear. I will allow my fear to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone I will turn my [inner eye] to see its path. And where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." (From [Frank Herbert's] Dune)*
*(<http://fear.urbanup.com/428023>)* *9 more results*

-define eye

**Eye**: If [you need help] figuring this out you need help.
*"I'm [extremely bored], so i'll go on the internet and [look up] the word [eye]"*
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-define the gate

**The gate**: A gated entry-way outside [East Brunswick] High School in East Brunswick, New Jersey. While The Gate provides a way for walking students to enter school grounds, it also serves as an ideal location for students to smoke, making it impossible for cops to ticket them for smoking on [school property]. Every morning you will find a decent crowd, yet it tends to get larger after school. In terms of EBHS, the gate is located outside of "H-Hall" or the doors leading outside from the "Terminal" inbetween H-Hall and neighboring I-Hall. The Gate was the key location back when the [Ginker] kids were relevant in East Brunswick, yet while Ginkers are pretty much extinct, the Gate is still the place to go if you need to light up.
*[EB] Kid 1: Yo homes you got a [stoge]?
EB Kid 2: Yeah, dude. I'll give it to you at [the Gate] after school.
EB Kid 1: Good Looks.*
*(<http://the-gate.urbanup.com/4030536>)* *9 more results*

**Sike**: A term used when [saying] something you don't really [mean].
[Example]
*Girl: "[I love you]"
Guy: "[I love you too]"
Girl: "Really"
Guy: "Sike! Ain't nobody what [that ugly] ass"*
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**black hawk down**: One of the greatest damn movies ever, based on true events in 1993 when brave soldiers from Delta Force, U.S. Rangers fought their way through the clan [war-torn] streets in [Mogadishu], Somalia for absolutely no success except 2 [black hawk] helicopter crashes and 18 soldiers deaths. The mission was too simply capture high-ranked soldiers in Mohammed Farrah Aidids clan, the general

A game has been made for it, too.
*John: I feel bad for the [soldiers] in [Somalia] in October [1993]

Lucy: Yeah, me too.*
*(<http://black-hawk-down.urbanup.com/1365326>)* *9 more results*

**Delta**: A beautiful person with amazing personality. Has high [intelligence] and [is best] at everything. Is [loved] by many.
*[Your beautiful] and [pretty]. You [must be] Delta*
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-define Luddite

**luddite**: 1. One who fears technology (or new technology, as they seem pleased with how things currently are...why can't everything just be the same?)

2. A group led by Mr. [Luddite] durring [the industrial] revolution who beleived machines would cause workers [wages] to be decreased and ended up burning a number of factories in protest
*A luddite generally claims things were "just fine" [back in the day], and refuses to replace/[update] failing equipment/software/computers on the basis that they were just fine [10 years] ago.*
*(<http://luddite.urbanup.com/630861>)* *5 more results*

**nyan**: [The sound] a [japanese] [cat] makes. Much like the American 'meow'.
*[cat] in america: [meow], meow

cat [in japan]: nyan, nyan*
*(<http://nyan.urbanup.com/3006399>)* *9 more results*

*Nom nom nom time to eat my laptop c:*

>*devour consumerism* öwö

-define yo-yo

**yo-yo**: When you're trying to hold back [a monster] sized shit and it keeps [pushing] its way out; followed by you [pulling it] back in.
*Dude you have [got to] [pull over]! I've got a [serious] yo-yo going here.*
*(<http://yo-yo.urbanup.com/833148>)* *9 more results*

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-define prairie dogging

**prairie dogging**: When you have to [take a crap] so bad that it feels [as though] the turd is moving [in and out].
*I [have to] use the [restroom] [so bad] that Im prairie dogging it.*
*(<http://prairie-dogging.urbanup.com/344134>)* *9 more results*

-define scromiting

**Scromiting**: [The act] of [screaming] up [vomit].


*"I [walked in on] my parents doing it last week, and immediately started [scromiting] up the dinner my mother had prepared, with the very same hands she was preparing [my father] with."*
*(<http://scromiting.urbanup.com/3929923>)* *1 more results*

-define zezima

**zezima**: Other than being known as the most popular player in [runescape]. His name has become a slang term to [address] someone particularly addicted to something. Usually [online gaming].
*1) Dude...[quit] before you become a zezima.
2) What [are you] [trying to] do? Become zezima?
3) Look a zezima.
*
*(<http://zezima.urbanup.com/2712490>)* *9 more results*

-define Peter zezima

**zezima**: Other than being known as the most popular player in [runescape]. His name has become a slang term to [address] someone particularly addicted to something. Usually [online gaming].
*1) Dude...[quit] before you become a zezima.
2) What [are you] [trying to] do? Become zezima?
3) Look a zezima.
*
*(<http://zezima.urbanup.com/2712490>)* *9 more results*

-define theoldnite

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-define Lilyuffie88

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-define adrenochrome

**Adrenochrome**: 3-hydroxy-1-methyl-5,6-in doline-dione

[Adrenochrome] is an oxidation product of adrenaline (ephinephrine, norepinephrine). The effects and classification of this drug is said to be controversial because it is debated whether is has any psychoactive or hallucinogenic effects, although some test subjects compared the [adrenochrome] experience to mild psilocybin and LSD experiences. Psychoactive effects of adrenochrome may include euphoria, confusion, a change in train of thought, lack of judgment, poor insight and inability to concentrate.
Author Hunter S. Thompson mentions adrenochrome in his book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In the book the drug comes from a living [donor's] adrenal gland and therefore it is deemed exotic and intense. In the DVD commentary, director [Terry Gilliam] admits that his and [Thompson's] portrayal is fictional.


*"[Adrenochrome],” he said. “You won’t need much. Just a tiny taste.”
I got the bottle and dipped the head of a paper match into it.
“That’s about right,” he said. “That stuff makes pure mescaline seem like [ginger beer]. You’ll go completely crazy if u take too much.”
…..
“Jesus! What kind of monster client have you picked up this time? There’s only one source for this stuff….”
He nodded.
“The adrenaline glands from a living human body,” I said. “It’s no good if you get it out of a corpse.”
- [Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas].

i wish i had [adrenochrome]

*
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Creation Museum, Petersburg, KY

Lul

-define asclepius

**Asclepius**: [Greek Mythology] (Ασκληπιός) God of medicine and [healing], son of [Apollo].
*'I [owe] a [cock] to Asclepius' [Socrates] last words*
*(<http://asclepius.urbanup.com/3231249>)* *1 more results*

-define rape

**rape**: [Penis] [somewhere] [not good]
*I hit him in [95] [damage] in 4 hits and I got [raped]*
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-define crazy

**Crazy**: Someone who is wild and fun. Someone who will go against [the rules]. Someone [who does that] they want no matter the [consequences]. Someone who will do anything especially for love.
*[The girl] [Rhianon] was [crazy] and no one could stop her.*
*(<http://crazy.urbanup.com/11331678>)* *9 more results*

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**DON'T DO IT** <:doom:532377533509926912>

-define metrosexual

**Metrosexual**: A male who looks like he's gay, but [bangs] [chicks], not [dicks].
*[David Beckham] is a very [famous] [metrosexual]*
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-define oy vey

**oy vey**: Yiddish: short for "[Oy vey] iz [mir]," Oh, [woe is me]!
*Today's only [Tuesday]? I [thought it was] Friday! [Oy vey]!!!!"*
*(<http://oy-vey.urbanup.com/450309>)* *9 more results*

https://imjustheretomakeyouthink.com/2019/02/16/the-mississippi-river-is-the-nile-that-the-bible-talks-about/

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-define comfortable broke

**comfortitis**: when your so comfortable everyone elses level of [comfort] seems [inferior] and [futile]
*Mike-"[Nick] you always get the best [sleeping] [spot]"
Nick-"I know, I have comfortitis right now"*
*(<http://comfortitis.urbanup.com/3593377>)* *9 more results*

-define surprise

**Surprise**: When you [unexpectedly] insert [your cock] into a girls mouth while she is [yawning].
*While walking down [the dorm] [hall], I gave Sarah a [surprise].*
*(<http://surprise.urbanup.com/736046>)* *9 more results*

-define section

**section**: a [marijuana] [smoking] [session]
*[Vamos] [para] [el] section*
*(<http://section.urbanup.com/105120>)* *9 more results*

-define division

**Division**: [Something] that is [not possible] by [zero].
*Conversation due to an [epic fail] in [the system] ([division by zero]):

"OSHI--"
"...what?"
"HE JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO!"
"But that's not po--"
"EXACTLY."*
*(<http://division.urbanup.com/3529923>)* *9 more results*

-define division 34

**DIVISIVE**: [tending] to cause [disagreement] or [hostility] between people.
*the highly [divisive] [issue] of [abortion]*
*(<http://divisive.urbanup.com/8784773>)* *9 more results*

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-define time management

**time management**: A term used by managers to [justify] inaction when subordinates [complain] that their [workload] is excessive.
*S: "I just don't have enough time to do all of this work."
M: "You would if your time management was better."
S: "[I suppose] you're going to [tell me] you have an 'opportunity' for me now aren't you?"
M: "[Damn right] I am!"

*
*(<http://time-management.urbanup.com/2842325>)* *9 more results*

-define sanctions

**Sanctions**: Empty and baseless, [sanctions] are [punitive] threats thrown about like playing cards from the U.N. at nations that commit grave offenses, such as North Korea and Iran.

Compared to a slap on the wrist, but less effective, sanctions are nothing more than United Nations PR "showing" the world that they are hard at work keeping [baddies] in line.

Not quite as powerful as the wag of the finger, sanctions have absolutely no effect on the country they are imposed upon.
*North Korea, and Iran have multiple [sanctions] against them from the U.N. for crimes committed (ex. secret underground [uranium] [enrichment] plants)

However, these countries go about their day to day plotting because sanctions are USELESS.

Show some balls, World.*
*(<http://sanctions.urbanup.com/4258183>)* *9 more results*

-define baroque

**baroque**: Aesthetic that follows cues of cyclical time; a cyclical time aesthetic particular to high-context Southern European Catholic countries in the 17 and 1800's. Reflected in its successors including modernism (in particular [art deco]) and [supermodernity] (in particular [neomodernism]).
*[Philadelphia] follows [Baroque] [time in] its case Italian design motifs reinforced by German architectural interpretations.*
*(<http://baroque.urbanup.com/11834690>)* *9 more results*

-define ad hom

**ad hom**: short for "[ad hominem]," meaning a person is verbally attacking a person involved in the [debate] instead of addressing the opposing [side's] argument or position.
*Telling someone that they are wrong in the [debate] because their motives are wicked is an "ad hom"; therefore, the [moderator] will strike it from [the record].*
*(<http://ad-hom.urbanup.com/1391338>)* *9 more results*

i ""don't get"" people who want to meme spam but lose interest as soon as they're asked by users or mods to plz keep it in meme spam
🤔

Wat

-define joe Rogan

**Joe Rogan**: A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.

He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.

He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.

He isTae Kwon Do [blackbelt] and champion and holds a
brownbelt in [Jui] Jitsu under [Eddie Bravo].

He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.


*"Dude, Joe Rogan told some [annoying cunt] in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his [dick around] her neck and start her up like a [lawnmower]!"*
*(<http://joe-rogan.urbanup.com/3798503>)* *9 more results*

lol

Horrible comedian