Message from @Nyoki
Discord ID: 550684160310640661
-define cow
**cow**: Someone who [blocks] the aisles in a [grocery store] with their massive [girth].
*Get [the hell] out of [my way] you [fucking cow]!*
*(<http://cow.urbanup.com/22557>)* *9 more results*
Lol
-define pig
**pig**: a [officer] of [the law]
[police]
*[Want] another [donut] [PIG].*
*(<http://pig.urbanup.com/822954>)* *9 more results*
-define goat
**goat**: [Greatest]
Of
All
Time
(like [tight], [the best])
*Those [shoes] are [G.o.a.t].*
*(<http://goat.urbanup.com/429476>)* *9 more results*
-define calculus
**calculus**: Calculus is how we know everything about everything, except sex, maybe.
It is also a name for the page and a half of [indecipherable] foreplay used in university physics [textbooks] before they give you [the formula] for something.
*[Engineering student]: I forgot [the formula] for the volume of a sphere, but I was able to figure it out from the area of a circle using calculus.
Non-engineering student: I looked in the back of [the textbook].*
*(<http://calculus.urbanup.com/2997325>)* *9 more results*
-define organic chemistry
**organic chemistry**: A class that [rapes] the shit out of you and your [GPA]. Learn useful things like deprotonating your mom [and what not] to do after college
*The organic chemistry did me [in the butt] and I [bent over] [for it].*
*(<http://organic-chemistry.urbanup.com/2128289>)* *9 more results*
LMAO
I dont know shit in Organic
-define trigonometry
**Trigonometry**: The study of how [the angles] and [lengths] of a [triangle] relate to each other.
*Want to find the height of a tall building or the length of an [underground tunnel], without actually measuring them? Thanks to [trigonometry], you can get a pretty good [approximation] of these measurements.*
*(<http://trigonometry.urbanup.com/9992109>)* *9 more results*
-define Amadeus
**Amadeus**: A [bad ass] movie about [Mozart]. It won 8 [Academy Awards] including best picture.
*My [class] watched Amadeus in [music] class.*
*(<http://amadeus.urbanup.com/1146650>)* *9 more results*
**24th base**: [Picking up] a random person on the side of the street, [raping] them, and then having them [enjoy it]. therefore not considered rape afterwards.
*Guy: Hey, I got to 24th base.
Guys friend: [Sooo]...how [did that] [work out] for you?
Guy: yeah, I'm meeting her tomorrow...*
*(<http://24th-base.urbanup.com/2378842>)* *9 more results*
-define joji
**Joji**: A beautiful, [talented], funny, and drop-dead [gorgeous] person; he's [mostly] known for being 'Filthy Frank'.
*[Person 1]: [Whoa], [look], it's Joji!*
*(<http://joji.urbanup.com/11897294>)* *9 more results*
Ahhhh
Can I hit 24th base with chad? <:thonk:511590628866654209>
-define no
**no**: [The word] that makes [sex] [rape].
*[Lets fuck].
No
*
*(<http://no.urbanup.com/125361>)* *9 more results*
Fuuuuucking hell
-define hell
**Hell**: [School].
*[School] is [hell].*
*(<http://hell.urbanup.com/9881711>)* *9 more results*
-define humanity
**Humanity**: 1: [the living end].
2: a walking disease.
3: [beyond good and evil].
4: the [flesh] that never rests.
*"My hatred for humanity has reached an [all time high]."
[The Berzerker] - [February]*
*(<http://humanity.urbanup.com/1378550>)* *9 more results*
-define heaveb
No result :(
-define heaven
**Heaven**: An [eternal] home where Christians are at home with Jesus, who boldly claims that "I Am the Way, the Truth, and the Life"—a statement that angers Muslims who believe that [Prophet Mohammed] is the only way to [Allah].
*Jesus told his disciples before his death and [resurrection] that heaven is where he was [heading] to, and that they could be there too, if they [abide] in Him and He in them.*
*(<http://heaven.urbanup.com/11569883>)* *9 more results*
-define islam
**Islam**: Islam is a universalizing Abrahamic monotheistic religion teaching that there is only one God and that Muhammad is [a messenger] of God .
Al-Islam (Submission) is a religion that believes in one God (Allah).
According to Islamic Tradition, there are five basic things that Muslims should do. They are called "The Five Pillars of Islam":
[Tawheed]: The Testimony (faith in English) is the core of the Muslim belief that there is no god but Allah himself, and that Muhammad is his last messenger.
Salaat: Muslims pray five times per day, at special times of the day.
Zakaat: Muslims who have money must give 1/40th of their money (charity in English) to help people who do not have money or need help.
Sawm or Siyam: Fasting during Ramadan, the ninth month of the Islamic year. Muslims do not eat or drink from dawn till sunset for one lunar month.
[Hajj] (Pilgrimage in English): During the month of Zulkaedah, the 12th month of the Islamic Calendar is [the pilgrimage] season where many Muslims go to Mecca, the holiest city of Islam
Muslims pray in a place of worship called the mosque. A mosque is called a masjid in Arabic.
*Women have a great and honored place in Islam, [Quran] has a chapter titled "Women" and another chapter titled "[Mariam]" which is [a testament to] the importance of women in Quran.
*His [name] is [Khaled] , he converted to Islam and became a [muslim].*
*(<http://islam.urbanup.com/12526062>)* *9 more results*
-define consent