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-define joe Rogan

**Joe Rogan**: A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.

He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.

He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.

He isTae Kwon Do [blackbelt] and champion and holds a
brownbelt in [Jui] Jitsu under [Eddie Bravo].

He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.


*"Dude, Joe Rogan told some [annoying cunt] in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his [dick around] her neck and start her up like a [lawnmower]!"*
*(<http://joe-rogan.urbanup.com/3798503>)* *9 more results*

lol

Horrible comedian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93aPfV8I2PA

-drfine spoopy

-define spoopy

**Spoopy**: Something that is [funny] and [spooky] at [the same] time.
*"I saw [a ghost] [fall down the stairs] today, it was so [spoopy]."*
*(<http://spoopy.urbanup.com/6804284>)* *9 more results*

-define cow

**cow**: Someone who [blocks] the aisles in a [grocery store] with their massive [girth].
*Get [the hell] out of [my way] you [fucking cow]!*
*(<http://cow.urbanup.com/22557>)* *9 more results*

Lol

-define pig

**pig**: a [officer] of [the law]

[police]
*[Want] another [donut] [PIG].*
*(<http://pig.urbanup.com/822954>)* *9 more results*

-define goat

**goat**: [Greatest]
Of
All
Time

(like [tight], [the best])
*Those [shoes] are [G.o.a.t].*
*(<http://goat.urbanup.com/429476>)* *9 more results*

-define calculus

**calculus**: Calculus is how we know everything about everything, except sex, maybe.

It is also a name for the page and a half of [indecipherable] foreplay used in university physics [textbooks] before they give you [the formula] for something.
*[Engineering student]: I forgot [the formula] for the volume of a sphere, but I was able to figure it out from the area of a circle using calculus.
Non-engineering student: I looked in the back of [the textbook].*
*(<http://calculus.urbanup.com/2997325>)* *9 more results*

-define organic chemistry

**organic chemistry**: A class that [rapes] the shit out of you and your [GPA]. Learn useful things like deprotonating your mom [and what not] to do after college
*The organic chemistry did me [in the butt] and I [bent over] [for it].*
*(<http://organic-chemistry.urbanup.com/2128289>)* *9 more results*

LMAO

I dont know shit in Organic

-define trigonometry

**Trigonometry**: The study of how [the angles] and [lengths] of a [triangle] relate to each other.
*Want to find the height of a tall building or the length of an [underground tunnel], without actually measuring them? Thanks to [trigonometry], you can get a pretty good [approximation] of these measurements.*
*(<http://trigonometry.urbanup.com/9992109>)* *9 more results*

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-define Amadeus

**Amadeus**: A [bad ass] movie about [Mozart]. It won 8 [Academy Awards] including best picture.
*My [class] watched Amadeus in [music] class.*
*(<http://amadeus.urbanup.com/1146650>)* *9 more results*

-define 24th

**24th base**: [Picking up] a random person on the side of the street, [raping] them, and then having them [enjoy it]. therefore not considered rape afterwards.
*Guy: Hey, I got to 24th base.
Guys friend: [Sooo]...how [did that] [work out] for you?
Guy: yeah, I'm meeting her tomorrow...*
*(<http://24th-base.urbanup.com/2378842>)* *9 more results*

-define joji

**Joji**: A beautiful, [talented], funny, and drop-dead [gorgeous] person; he's [mostly] known for being 'Filthy Frank'.
*[Person 1]: [Whoa], [look], it's Joji!*
*(<http://joji.urbanup.com/11897294>)* *9 more results*