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-define nado
**nado**: An abbriviation of [Coronado] An [island] town in [San Diego].
*[Dude], i'm from nado.*
*(<http://nado.urbanup.com/1625306>)* *9 more results*
-define dow jones
**Dow Jones**: [Recent events] such as the [CDO]/CDS meltdown have caused movements in the market similar to that made by a female as she administers fellatio.
Originates from the following context: "Bitch is [goin' down] like the Dow Jones!"
*Baller [Inc] [Exec] 1: Did you go to Circle last night?
Baller Inc Exec 2: I did, Dow Jones was the [value added] to the experience.*
*(<http://dow-jones.urbanup.com/3802821>)* *9 more results*
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**BDG**: [Big Dick] [Grandma]
*"[Oh] [Gertrude] is [such a] BDG"*
*(<http://bdg.urbanup.com/10676974>)* *9 more results*
**funhouse**: a funhouse is a [euphemism] for a [vagina]
*[I wanna] [put] [my cock] into your funhouse tonight!*
*(<http://funhouse.urbanup.com/4079816>)* *9 more results*
**crowded**: when there's no more room for [bruising] and your balls feel like they are going to explode. either because u were hit in [the balls] or because you got your NUTS [SMASHED]!!!
*[man-]"hey baby I lost my virginity can I have yours?"
lady-"[Oh my fuck]!!!(smashes his nuts with a Chuck Norris kick!)
man(to friends)- omg it hurts so bad she god damn [CROWDED] my balls(faints) *
*(<http://crowded.urbanup.com/3887575>)* *9 more results*
-define choo choo
**choo choo**: (verb) to [run a train] as by multiple males having [intercourse] with one female
(noun) the act of [running a train] on a female
*Let's choo choo [that bitch]! [Chuch]!
[Troy's] never once been in a choo choo.*
*(<http://choo-choo.urbanup.com/2460115>)* *9 more results*
-define sunrise
**Sunrise**: When you're [laying in bed] first thing in the morning and you get a [boner] for no [apparent] reason; the name is derived from the time of day at which it occurs
*I [woke up] early this morning when I [rolled over] on my [sunrise]*
*(<http://sunrise.urbanup.com/2188555>)* *9 more results*
-define zelu
**Zelu**: An intense feeling of [satisfaction] of what you represnt. Why you represent it, and can get [cocky] about it because of how [good you] feel about it.
*Guy 1: Your [so weird] bro.
Guy 2: To you im weird, to me im normal.
Guy 1: Zelu.
Guy 2: Thats right [scrub], i might be weird to you, but all it is, is just that YOU are [fuckin'] weird bro!*
*(<http://zelu.urbanup.com/5727602>)*
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-define a.s.n
**A.S.N**: Stands for [Aint Shit] Nigga. Word used to reference someone (particularly a boyfriend) with [no job], [no car], and no money.
*[I'm so tired] of having to support my boyfriend while he watches cartoons.
Yeah, you always seem to attract [the A].S.[Ns]*
*(<http://asn.urbanup.com/4367876>)* *1 more results*
-define dea
**Dea**: Usually an amazing friend.
She's someone who, even if you don't see for a while, you love to be around. She always tries to help if [you need it], and can [impart] great wisdom when needed.
Someone who gets stressed/depressed sometimes, and you worry about her a lot. You know that you have to always be there for her.
Someone who has great taste in music, and loves to make people [CDs].
*I was super [worried] about my friend, so I [talked] to Dea, and she helped [calm] me down and see reason.*
*(<http://dea.urbanup.com/7636900>)* *9 more results*
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-define fbi
**FBI**: Federal [Bureau] of Investigation; an agency of [the Justice] Department responsible for investigating [violations] of Federal laws.
*The FBI is primarily a [law enforcement] [agency]. They collect intelligence related to [domestic] security and perform crime investigations.*
*(<http://fbi.urbanup.com/6741561>)* *9 more results*
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-define bankster
**Bankster**: A portmanteau of "[banker]" and "gangster", popularized by (among others) [the economist] Murray N. Rothbard, used by him to attack what he held to be the inherently fraudulent nature of Fractional-Reserve [banking] (as opposed to 100% gold reserve banking, which he defended as the only honest form of banking). Frequently used in reference to The Fed.
In more recent popular usage, often refers in a vague way to the forces of "Wall Street", or to those persons in the financial services industry who grow rich despite the continued impoverishment of those who depend on their services, and despite their apparent inability to succeed in business without constant government assistance.
*"[The Fed] is an organized cartel of [banksters], who are creating inflation, ripping off the public, destroying the savings of the [average American]."
"The banksters crashed the economy, but thanks to generous federal bailouts, they won't have to sacrifice their fat bonuses."*
*(<http://bankster.urbanup.com/4705058>)* *7 more results*
-define scam artist
**Scam Artist**: The person who creates and runs a scam. The [mastermind] behind the operation but is also often the [scammer] who actually caries out the con or [swindle].
*"He's a fricken' [scam artist] and I wouldn't [trust] him with a [dead fly]."*
*(<http://scam-artist.urbanup.com/1950585>)* *9 more results*
-define pyramid scheme
**pyramid scheme**: A fraudulent [business model], illegal in most places, in which participants are paid to recruit more participants, rather than commissions on sales.
Frequently passed off as [Multi-Level Marketing] by incorporating sales of an unmarketable product or service into the scheme. In such cases, participants are usually required to maintain a monthly purchase [quota] to qualify for payments.
*[Pyramid] schemes market to prospective participants while [Multi-Level Marketing] plans market to prospective consumers. Pyramid schemes fail because scam participants are not a viable market. Most of the participants pay more money to participate than they receive for participating because there aren't enough suckers left to recruit.
Once the suckers figure that out and quit paying into the scheme, those who recruited them start losing money too, and then they quit. The scam [shrivels] even faster than it grew.*
*(<http://pyramid-scheme.urbanup.com/822028>)* *9 more results*
-define Charles ponzi
**ponzi**: A type of investment scam.
A [ponzi scheme] is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying returns to investors [out of the money] raised from new investors.
The scheme is named after Charles [Ponzi], an Italian immigrant to the United States in the 1920s.
*I got taken by a [HYIP] ponzi [scam] last week. They promised 20% a month but [ran] away with my money!*
*(<http://ponzi.urbanup.com/831288>)* *9 more results*