I mean that is true, but lustful thoughts are considered sinful, acting on them even more so

I just need my MILF GF

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Im sure you can find one if you go to bars and have a tiny bit of muscle tone

Cougars are on the prowl

I'm 17 dude

Yeah, that complicates things

Oh, well if your 17 I guess you better either wait a year or clean some pools

Best fuck people your own age there boy.

They're all fugly uppity rich girls

Like the last person I dated

Became a diaperfag/little

I feel like I need someone who actually knows what they're doing

Then fuck a Becky.

Emotionally unstable

Like people at my school are sooo fake

I'd never have a chance with a Becky anyway

I'm too spergish

Tfw you've been fucking Stacies but think you'd never have a chance with a Becky.

Fuck is it me or is it getting spergy in here <:GWqlabsHyperSweats:398950682834763788>

It's not you don't worry

Lol.

Tfw no gf in general

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Sounds like your looking for a mommy rather then a gf

Nigga what

Idk

I have overcome porn

That I can tell you

Totally done with that

But I still struggle with chastity

"Just don't touch your dick lmfao"

Well okay, I've tried that

I just feel so disgusted with myself

@noobypropmaker
Basically a older women you have sex with to fill in the love you never received from your mother

A mommy

Maybe I will just clean pools this summer

Lol it might work. It might not but if your cleaning pools dont let her husband find out.

I think your doing alright and its silly to think what you did is fucked. Gods not gonna chastise you for masturbating. If he did no one would go to heaven.

@ThatGuyWithPaste Every single person succumbs to sin at some point, the fact that you’re feeling genuine remorse and shame is better than being in denial about it. Remember that you are deeply loved by God, and that he will support you in times of strife. God bless.

Thank you, very much appreciated.

No prob man

Nigga no

@noobypropmaker
Nigga yas

I'm not into milfs

At least the older ones

I like the idea of an older woman desiring me

Me personally i prefer to stay close to my age (18-21)

"I thought she was 18!"

Oh god no

Think about it though

A foxy fourty-something approaches you, the wagie. She in her fourty years has seen fully grown men, but she chooses to approach *you*

Repent thy sins you fucking sinner.

I will before bed

I already prayed the rosary today

Thou shalt read the bible before bed niggeth.

Thus sayeth thine child.

Niggeth <:KEK:465443054254424065>

Yes.

Bruh unless she looks like she's in her late 20s/early 30s i ain't fuckin with older women unless i be desperate as shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465441790846173195/557700614218448902/deepfry.png

Or drunk as hell

I just find it hot

I'm with templar on that. But you keep doing you paste.

It's just a personal preference when it comes down to it

Paste, I gotta new job for you.

It makes racks of cash.

6 figures.

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It's porn isn't it

I know what it is lmfao

Lol no it's an ass kissing joke Paste did to Dan.

Oof

He basically said for like 20 minutes to Dan how kissing older guy's asses will pay big buccs.

The best part is Dan listened

And he passed it on to some gook named Yung, but he wasn't a listener.

To like all of it

I was posing as an ancap trap and telling Dan if he just got in a catboy costume and got fucked up for an hour or two in international waters he'd make six figures

My fav line was

"Yeah, sometimes those military industrial dudes need to fill your holes dude, it's really no big deal.

Let em plow you for like 10 minutes out of the whole deal"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465441790846173195/557700614218448902/deepfry.png

"And in the morning, you just shit it out"

"You just shit and cum"

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"Sometimes you cry and piss your pants"

"But mostly shit and cum"

Nice.

I have no fucking idea how it happened but a few months I found a girl who actually cares about me and it really is nice to have someone who brings u peace

You got the good ending fam

Whats the bad ending?

Either dying single or getting an abusive cunt

the abusive cunt is worse

you stop getting lonely once you stop looking at relationships as a way out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXJPTgdT5og

https://puu.sh/D2PfK/625b783e02.png

Kek.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/03/13/connecticut-man-dies-days-after-trump-bucket-list-wish/3159233002/

>cry

damn it miki