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from the comic thats called stealing
"waahah!!1 credit the artist!!!"
And surely having a horrible MS Paint Donald Trump profile pic during 2016 is way more original, Grapes
what did you just say
*I'm calling you out on your Donald Trump Avatar era*
Mr. Trump is a Rump
That's the 2018 4th of July special
I'm talking about 2016 Grapes
Shitty MS Paint Donald Trump edition
Either way, I've already molded the original image to something decently original, if not somewhat original
that dosent exist
What do you mean it doesn't exist?
If not Discord, surely on Steam
When I met you, it was literally Bernie Sanders with some ๐ฅ's as eyes and other such memey shit
stfu
Can't expect to throw dirt on me, and not expect the dirt to throw itself back
***You picked the wrong gang to mess with***
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>:(
Rembered this one
Ralof: Hey you, youโre finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks... Skyrim was fine until you came along! Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadnโt been looking for you Iโd have stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. Looks at Dragonborn You there, you and me, we shouldnโt be here. Itโs these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Ralof: Weโre all brothers and sisters in binds now. Driver: Shut up back there. Lokir: looks at Ulfric Whatโs wrong with him, huh? Ralof: Watch your tongue! Youโre speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? Youโre the leader of the rebellion... if theyโve captured you... oh gods, where are they taking us? Ralof: I donโt know where weโre going, but Sovngarde awaits. Lokir: No, This canโt be happening! This isnโt happening! Ralof: Hey, what village are you from horse-thief? Lokir: Why do you care? Ralof: A Nordโs last thoughts should be of home. Lokir: Rorikstead. Iโm from Rorikstead. Hadvar: General Tullius sir! The headsman is waiting. Tullius: Good, let's get this over with. Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh! Divines, please help me! Ralof: Sees Tullius Look at him! General Tullius, the Military. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him.
Day 10456 of no fap Iโll never๐ฟ forget that๐ day. The lastโฑ time๐งญ I tried no fap๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ, I got this๐ far, and then๐ gave upโ๏ธ๐ฟ. I couldnโt take๐ก๐๐ it anymore๐๐ฆ. The pain๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ was too 2๏ธโฃmiserable. My body๐ฉโ๐ wasnโt ready to handle ๐๐ all of the testosterone๐คง๐คง, or the power๐ฅด๐ฅด. I decided๐๐ณ to have sex๐ฅฐโค๏ธ with my wife. I tried to โ๏ธuse protection๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅจ๐, but the condom broke๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ง๐ง. It was probably 20 ๐งgallons๐ง ๐ฆof cum ๐ฆโโ๏ธthat went in ๐๐ฆ๐her. I impregnated๐ถ๐ผ her with so many babyโs ๐ช๐ถ๐ผ๐ช๐ฟthat her uterus๐ was the size of a blimp๐โ๏ธ๐ข. Of course, she passed, ๐ญalong with all 9,638 of the fetuses๐ฆต๐ถ๐ผ๐ฆต. I hear that๐๐๐ they had to put them all in the Great Wall of China because there๐ was no room for them๐ค. The rest they just burned๐ฅ for energy. I vowed ๐ซ๐ฉnever again. I spent the rest of my no fap๐ฆ days concentrating๐ง and growing my intellect๐ง๐ค, to the point where I made a way to cryogenically freeze โ๏ธmyselfโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ. It wonโt be long, for me๐ at least, until my testosterone ๐ฆlevels will be so high, that I will obtain all seven semen ๐ฆ๐งemeralds, and all of Constantinople will be under ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ๐my rule, farewell friends. See you in another 500๐๐ถ๐โ๏ธ๐ฑ years.โ๏ธ๐ฑ
โOh yes!โ Phil Swift barbarically grunted as he attempted to penetrate the Flex Tape with his big throbbing cock. However, the Flex Tape was too strong and he couldnโt break through it. Phil Swift then remembered how Flex Tape was no ordinary tape, and how itโs powerful adhesive is so strong, it even grips underwater. Despite realizing his efforts to have sex with the Flex Tape were futile, it was too late because Flex Tape grips on tight, and bonds instantly. He tried to pull it off, but Flex Tape keeps itโs grip, even in the toughest conditions. He pulled with the might of Zeus, but instead ripped his dick off in the process. โNow thatโs alotta damage!โ he exclaimed, but he wasnโt done there. Phil Swift knew there was only one solution. He dashed over to his canister of Flex Seal, and began to dip his severed cock in it repeatedly until it was covered in several even coatings. โCamera man, are you seeing this?!โ he over enthusiastically asked to an empty room, at a blank wall. It had been weeks since Phil Swift had any food or water and the Flex Fumes finally started to go to his head. He slapped some flex tape on the bloody stump where his cock used to be since Flex Tapeโs triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks, but it was too late. Even after his dick was chopped off, Phil Swift was still feeling very horny from the Flex Tape and Flex Seal, which caused lots blood to rush to a penis that was simply no longer there anymore, and resulting in excessive blood loss over a short period of time. Not to mention, the lack of sustenance was too great; causing him to already be severely weakened from the start. He laughed hysterically before toppling over dead and expressionless. But rest assure, Phil Swift still died happy, because he knew his death was at the hands of the product he loved most.
This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual No Nut November. All pornography has been restricted. Males with birthdays during No Nut November have been granted immunity and shall be allowed to nut on the day of their birth. Commencing at the siren, any and all nutting, including masturbation, sex, and other sorts of sexual activities will be illegal for 30 consecutive days. Prostitution, Porn websites, other porn media outlets, and girls will be unavailable for use until December, when No Nut November concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May Allah be with you all.
Day 74 of no fap As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldnโt see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5โ6โ. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realised that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth. As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. You're welcome.
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what the fuck is this <:PartyBoy:503282191841624079> from
<:PartyBoy:503282191841624079>
Is it a /fit/ meme?
gatchimuchi meme
like "your boy from next door" Billy Harrington
gatchimuchi is basically a /fIt/ meme so I was kind of close
I think the best part about that is that it isn't a "Keep out, fuck you" sign
It's a "DANGER, KEEP OUT! THERE'S BOGANS AND SNAKES HERE!" sign
Our Furher Ted Bundy
I mean Ted Cruz
แตสฐ โฟแต
i love that?
no on is part of the scp lgbtq community anymore
I am LGBTQ and like SCP, so I mean...
Stop objectifying Doorknobs
@JeffMcSwaggerty dont identify with lgbtq
dont blindly follow anything
I dont identify with them, but I fall under the categorization.
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best advise for litterly everything dont blindly follow anything
Thats why I dont like politics. Because that's all it usually is.
ehhhhh
you need to know your morals and eline your self as close as possible no one will aways agree with you
"Look, the orange person agrees with me about the mexico!"
And
"Look, the hippy on TV also fucks avocados!"
Thats politics
100%
wtf SCP memes
gottem
Did you know?
Nobody knew North America existed until it was discovered
yeah besides the native americans duh @๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐๐
<:KEK:465443054254424065>
So back in the day, I always thought how ponies conquered. MLP, I use to love. Because I was in a mentally fragile time where I was contemplating suicide. Anyways,
So we know that these technocolored faggots have conquered land. But we all know they don't actually use weapons, I guess. (besides le bad guys) However I honestly believe these ponies couldn't actually conquer effectively. Because they wouldn't be able to use their firearms or magical shit best to their ability. We know Griffons exist in this world, and they already have an advantage. As most ponies are Earth, not Pegasus. But all Griffons have wings, have claws, and have the ability to grab shit. So Griffons can easily conquer these pony fags and potentially form a Griffon Empire under Pony slavery because Griffons are superior in almost every way. The only thing that stands against them is magic.
http://orig11.deviantart.net/508a/f/2012/318/c/6/cassie_by_equestria_prevails-d5kn8wt.png http://orig11.deviantart.net/1a38/f/2012/339/e/e/north_griffonia_by_equestria_prevails-d5n70o7.png
now we need /mlp/ board
u faggot
Just put in on /k/
Its about guns
Another major thing we don't know about is the population size of the Griffon species.
So this is another reason why they probably haven't conquered.
"spontaneous"....
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