Message from @Crowbar
Discord ID: 509556693923921932
you can finally put your Mosin to use
Local Hoosier kills 50 people before killing himself
@Duke of Thanos Fruit and Toast
@unorginal profile pic stolen from an obsure web comic
if its obscure its fairly original
he copy and pasted it
from the comic thats called stealing
"waahah!!1 credit the artist!!!"
And surely having a horrible MS Paint Donald Trump profile pic during 2016 is way more original, Grapes
what did you just say
*I'm calling you out on your Donald Trump Avatar era*
Mr. Trump is a Rump
That's the 2018 4th of July special
I'm talking about 2016 Grapes
Shitty MS Paint Donald Trump edition
Either way, I've already molded the original image to something decently original, if not somewhat original
that dosent exist
What do you mean it doesn't exist?
If not Discord, surely on Steam
When I met you, it was literally Bernie Sanders with some 🔥's as eyes and other such memey shit
stfu
Can't expect to throw dirt on me, and not expect the dirt to throw itself back
***You picked the wrong gang to mess with***
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Rembered this one
Ralof: Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks... Skyrim was fine until you came along! Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you I’d have stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. Looks at Dragonborn You there, you and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now. Driver: Shut up back there. Lokir: looks at Ulfric What’s wrong with him, huh? Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion... if they’ve captured you... oh gods, where are they taking us? Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits. Lokir: No, This can’t be happening! This isn’t happening! Ralof: Hey, what village are you from horse-thief? Lokir: Why do you care? Ralof: A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home. Lokir: Rorikstead. I’m from Rorikstead. Hadvar: General Tullius sir! The headsman is waiting. Tullius: Good, let's get this over with. Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh! Divines, please help me! Ralof: Sees Tullius Look at him! General Tullius, the Military. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him.
Day 10456 of no fap I’ll never😿 forget that👉 day. The last⏱ time🧭 I tried no fap😩😩😩, I got this👉 far, and then👌 gave up☝️👿. I couldn’t take😡🌂👝 it anymore💍🦁. The pain😫😫😫 was too 2️⃣miserable. My body👩🚀 wasn’t ready to handle 🌂👠all of the testosterone🤧🤧, or the power🥴🥴. I decided😕😳 to have sex🥰❤️ with my wife. I tried to ☝️use protection🍆🍆🥖🥨🍑, but the condom broke💧💦🌧🌧🌧. It was probably 20 💧gallons💧 💦of cum 💦⛈☔️that went in 🍆💦🍑her. I impregnated👶🏼 her with so many baby’s 💪👶🏼💪🏿that her uterus😑 was the size of a blimp🚛✈️🚢. Of course, she passed, 😭along with all 9,638 of the fetuses🦵👶🏼🦵. I hear that👈👍👌 they had to put them all in the Great Wall of China because there👉 was no room for them🤚. The rest they just burned🔥 for energy. I vowed 😫😩never again. I spent the rest of my no fap💦 days concentrating🧐 and growing my intellect🧐🤓, to the point where I made a way to cryogenically freeze ❄️myself⛄️☃️⛄️. It won’t be long, for me😚 at least, until my testosterone 💦levels will be so high, that I will obtain all seven semen 💦🌧emeralds, and all of Constantinople will be under 👦👩🦰👂my rule, farewell friends. See you in another 500🍆🌶🍑⌚️📱 years.⌚️📱
“Oh yes!” Phil Swift barbarically grunted as he attempted to penetrate the Flex Tape with his big throbbing cock. However, the Flex Tape was too strong and he couldn’t break through it. Phil Swift then remembered how Flex Tape was no ordinary tape, and how it’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even grips underwater. Despite realizing his efforts to have sex with the Flex Tape were futile, it was too late because Flex Tape grips on tight, and bonds instantly. He tried to pull it off, but Flex Tape keeps it’s grip, even in the toughest conditions. He pulled with the might of Zeus, but instead ripped his dick off in the process. “Now that’s alotta damage!” he exclaimed, but he wasn’t done there. Phil Swift knew there was only one solution. He dashed over to his canister of Flex Seal, and began to dip his severed cock in it repeatedly until it was covered in several even coatings. “Camera man, are you seeing this?!” he over enthusiastically asked to an empty room, at a blank wall. It had been weeks since Phil Swift had any food or water and the Flex Fumes finally started to go to his head. He slapped some flex tape on the bloody stump where his cock used to be since Flex Tape’s triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks, but it was too late. Even after his dick was chopped off, Phil Swift was still feeling very horny from the Flex Tape and Flex Seal, which caused lots blood to rush to a penis that was simply no longer there anymore, and resulting in excessive blood loss over a short period of time. Not to mention, the lack of sustenance was too great; causing him to already be severely weakened from the start. He laughed hysterically before toppling over dead and expressionless. But rest assure, Phil Swift still died happy, because he knew his death was at the hands of the product he loved most.
This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual No Nut November. All pornography has been restricted. Males with birthdays during No Nut November have been granted immunity and shall be allowed to nut on the day of their birth. Commencing at the siren, any and all nutting, including masturbation, sex, and other sorts of sexual activities will be illegal for 30 consecutive days. Prostitution, Porn websites, other porn media outlets, and girls will be unavailable for use until December, when No Nut November concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May Allah be with you all.