Message from @JeffMcSwaggerty
Discord ID: 509880885613559819
Day 74 of no fap As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realised that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth. As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. You're welcome.
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what the fuck is this <:PartyBoy:503282191841624079> from
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Is it a /fit/ meme?
gatchimuchi meme
like "your boy from next door" Billy Harrington
gatchimuchi is basically a /fIt/ meme so I was kind of close
I think the best part about that is that it isn't a "Keep out, fuck you" sign
It's a "DANGER, KEEP OUT! THERE'S BOGANS AND SNAKES HERE!" sign
Our Furher Ted Bundy
I mean Ted Cruz
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i love that?
no on is part of the scp lgbtq community anymore
I am LGBTQ and like SCP, so I mean...
Stop objectifying Doorknobs
@JeffMcSwaggerty dont identify with lgbtq
dont blindly follow anything
I dont identify with them, but I fall under the categorization.
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best advise for litterly everything dont blindly follow anything
Thats why I dont like politics. Because that's all it usually is.
ehhhhh
you need to know your morals and eline your self as close as possible no one will aways agree with you
"Look, the orange person agrees with me about the mexico!"
And
"Look, the hippy on TV also fucks avocados!"
Thats politics
100%
wtf SCP memes
gottem
Did you know?
Nobody knew North America existed until it was discovered
yeah besides the native americans duh @𝕰𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖗𝕾𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖗𝖑