Message from @Crowbar
Discord ID: 509555919206612993
It's over 9-thousand
Mfw as Mike Braun (R) is beating Joe Donnelly (D) and lefties in Indiana are threatening riots
you can finally put your Mosin to use
Local Hoosier kills 50 people before killing himself
@Duke of Thanos Fruit and Toast
@unorginal profile pic stolen from an obsure web comic
if its obscure its fairly original
he copy and pasted it
from the comic thats called stealing
"waahah!!1 credit the artist!!!"
And surely having a horrible MS Paint Donald Trump profile pic during 2016 is way more original, Grapes
what did you just say
*I'm calling you out on your Donald Trump Avatar era*
Mr. Trump is a Rump
That's the 2018 4th of July special
Shitty MS Paint Donald Trump edition
Either way, I've already molded the original image to something decently original, if not somewhat original
that dosent exist
What do you mean it doesn't exist?
If not Discord, surely on Steam
When I met you, it was literally Bernie Sanders with some 🔥's as eyes and other such memey shit
stfu
Can't expect to throw dirt on me, and not expect the dirt to throw itself back
***You picked the wrong gang to mess with***
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>:(
Rembered this one
Ralof: Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks... Skyrim was fine until you came along! Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you I’d have stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. Looks at Dragonborn You there, you and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now. Driver: Shut up back there. Lokir: looks at Ulfric What’s wrong with him, huh? Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion... if they’ve captured you... oh gods, where are they taking us? Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits. Lokir: No, This can’t be happening! This isn’t happening! Ralof: Hey, what village are you from horse-thief? Lokir: Why do you care? Ralof: A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home. Lokir: Rorikstead. I’m from Rorikstead. Hadvar: General Tullius sir! The headsman is waiting. Tullius: Good, let's get this over with. Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh! Divines, please help me! Ralof: Sees Tullius Look at him! General Tullius, the Military. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him.
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