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@bdog Exactly

Kek

Thought it might feel like jerking off atleast

but nope

why must my brain taunt me so?

Meme

yes?

Can I coom in your hair m'lady?

<:mlady:465443610645626900>

Yes

<:dawi:472607738917158912>

@𝐌𝐚𝐝 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞
What was his name?

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

@bdog It was random art student girl #3145

I ran a train on her with my friend

<:cringepepe:540714116160028682>

Thats gay nigga

Nah

balls didnt touch

Random art student girl has a weird name. Maybe you had a premonition

Ask her if she wants to get double teamed tomorrow

No

Yes

it wasn't a real person

that I know of or ever met

<:oof:485621204925939722> well shit

@bdog

Elf's were made for rape. Change my mind.

Fucking elves.

Nothing but pussy faggots

Anyone who plays and elf is a nigger who likes "muh cool bow" too much.

Plus longbows are better than any elf's bow lmao.

Human rangers are chads

Elves are traps

Imagine keeping the string on your bow letting the elasticity ruin.

Oh god

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/Dkk9Rl7oEokS1hMD7pFW7LgCGFrlCECEJSlnocq7eHQ/https/i.redd.it/befnrq0oyzd21.png?width=1162&height=434

I have to come in early

Ah yes

November

India

Gold

Gold

Echo

Romeo

Dnd elves get the maciejowski chopper from my Lizardfolk

Fuck I meant Golf

Bravo

Romeo

Uniform

Hotel

What are you doing

Stop

.img picardia

.img lynch niggers

.img dead nigger

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

.img elf rape

<:GWcorbinMonkaGIGA:384871327292588054>

<:yikes2:550156979419480095>

How the tables have turned

Kek

How can male elf's have penis tho?

.img male elf femdom

⚠ `Invalid Search (Maybe try again?).`

.img elf bimbo

Shit.

*christmas is next month*

_Stuff the present_

*why the fuck did I agree to secret santa....*

_The present is creampie_

.img sexy elf

.img gay santa

Shut up boomer

Kek

_aaaaa_

.img turboman

shitty-looking toy

I am hella offended right now.

He doesn't know

@Le Frenchman
How fucking dare you say that about turboman? You probably like fucking Booster

@bdog fucking boomer

Kek hey I'm not 30.... yet 😏

@bdog

it's turbo time

^

Turbo *nut*

If you dont say this everytime you get ready to fuck yo girl you ain't a chad

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

.img sad cat with gun

.recolor

.magic

.meme why bottom text

⚠ Unable to download or verify URL is valid.

Fuck

.sonic Nice try kiddo

.sonic fill me up daddy UwU

.magic

.sonic I killed my family

.sonic i fucked your wife

.sonic despite being only 13%

.sonic I fucked your dad

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.sonic I fucked your dad

.sonic i fucked your dad. Then your mom pegged him

.sonic "ITS TURBO TIME"

.sonic I’m pregnant

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.sonic I’m pregnant

.sonic bottom bitch

⛔ **Cooldown** `Cannot use again for another 4.97 seconds.`

.sonic bottom bitch

.sonic eat daddies cummies

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.sonic eat daddies cummies

.sonic I'm not saying I'm gay but i do enjoy the taste of semen

.cow Mooooooooooooooooooo!

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.sheep fuck me

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.robosheep NO U

.sheep i need pussy

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>pasta derek

Cool Dude™

>pasta derekalaric

That makes it all the better. She is young, has a clear face, she likes video games, and she would feel so good in so many ways.

Jesus YouTubes new homepage is autism

.sheep I save time by shitting in the kitchen garbage can

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Makes my brain hurt because there is no organization

>pasta Derekalaric

.pasta derekalaricb

Feels good knowing derek is gone kek

<:deepfry:557778579828768770> bring him back

>pasta minced......... nah, it's nsfw

nvm

it's safe enough

>pasta mincedmeat

Story time📕sisters💁 so like basically I was at the mall, shopping 🛍 🛒 for food 🥘 when I go in the meat 🍗 isle and see a pack of minced meat 🍖🤤 I’m not into beastiality 🐐🤢 but like I got the biggest, most throbbing erection that I’ve ever had 🍆to that cow 🐮 meat 🍖🤤

I looked left👀 and right👀no one was there. I created the glory hole 🕳 in which I would put my penis🍆. I entered my penis🍆 in the meat🍖 and started thrusting, slowly at first and gradually faster. I was reaching my climax💦 when suddenly, the store 🏬 manager👤 walked 🚶 in the isle and saw me😳 fucking the meat😨😱

I am now in the back of a police👮car🚙 and am on my way to jail. So apparently, public masturbation is >illegal< smh 🤦 these people. Any advice for what to do next??? Thanks 🙏

>pasta derekalaricv

>pasta derekalaricb

Bloatfly girl post?

Please god no

>pasta DerekAlaricB

Just a reminder: homeless people are overrated, poor people are overrated, school students are overrated, academics are overrated, victims are overrated, and the family of victims are extremely overrated.

>pasta AutismCat

>pasta UwU

yes daddy

<:dab:556699256283594754> ain't got one

>pasta autismcat

>pasta AutismCat

Fuck

Time to fix that

<:yikes:550156991583092756>

>createpasta AutismCat https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/642178210368323606/Capture_2019-11-07-17-46-47.png

<:itwatches:488807740874162178>

It's done

Elf rape is fine

But what about the poor orcs?

Hentai where the orcs are raped by elfs

<:itwatches:488807740874162178> would you like to see it

I got the sauce fo that

<:yikes2:550156979419480095>

Not this month

No nut git me actin strange 😳🍑🍆

Lmao
Kaiju blowjob nearly made me lose

For some reason i actually want to try and be social

And talk to a girl irl

Doo ett

>pasta Derek Alaric

>pasta DerekAlaric

Remember lads, if you get off to porn, you are cucking yourself. You are getting off to watching a woman you find desirable getting boned by another man.

I mean he is not wrong for once

Porn kinda cringe bro

That's right. And they are black and have a bigger penis then you and you will never amount to anything because you are inferior.

.sonic Remember lads, if you get off to porn, you are cucking yourself. You are getting off to watching a woman you find desirable getting boned by another man.

@bdog i might try tomorrow or saturday fam

Just worried imma come out a clown like always <:HONK:550452055140204554> <:HONK:550452055140204554> <:HONK:550452055140204554>

@noobypropmaker
I'll be rootin for ya.

Don't make excuses for yourself nigglar, dewit whenever you can.

Why the fuck am i having heat flashes

<:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

Female?

You're a horny middle aged woman now, congrats.

Yeah

<:Gigorzan:544670302064607252> it's a sign your ovaries are drying up

Better fix that

Nah this feels like a fucking reaction

Wtf was in the meatballs damn it

Coom

heading home now

Alright cheeks are fine. No rashes

@Deleted User
From where? Work?

nah that date i was telling you about before

Perhaps nnn is getting to you @noobypropmaker

Oh shit ya that's right. It go well

?

yeah it was good. she's pretty funny

I'm telling you, Templar, you're a horny middle-aged woman.

You need to have sex.

lol

<:Gigorzan:544670302064607252> did she let you touch a tittie?

nah but i did grab her ass for a little

@Deleted User <:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606> <:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606> <:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

nothing crazy. just a goodbye kiss

<:KEK:465443054254424065> damn nigga it's a first date

she did the Yoda death sound tho

kinda threw me off

and nah i mean we didn't match and then met up

we spoke for a while