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Lol
I put it on youtibe
MUSS
I smashed that like bootin
violinist is not bad
Yeah its actually relly good
Taday was a good DAY
i was in NYC a long time ago - i ignored the bums but tipped the street musicians
we have hella street musicians where i live
K I getting off train
Yay
actually there weren't any full-on bums i saw
Call me wen u get home mootch
Kkk
Dont txt and drive
Kkk
I gonna walk
O ok
wanna buy my car?
Well dont walk and text then
He has a car
what kind
I duno some gay SUV i forget
lol
What u sellin
Why u selling it
and i am going to cry when it's gone
gotta get something cheaper
Is there a lean on it
nah i just titled it finally
What a waste of money
drove it two years w old plates lol
U didnt insure it?
it's like riding in a cloud
Hah
and fast af too
i can hit turns at like 90 mph
Ya ok buddy
AWD slapstick shift plus paddles
Trip tronic?
i think so - no clutch
I dont mind trip tronic but i prefer just a stick shift
U got laid off
Fugg is my word
i need to make a JLP remix
betaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
UH MAZE IN
i drew Trump
gonna do some more drawings
You really drew that?
what;s that EMT footage from?
That's an awesome drawing
Beer & the Wheel:
> The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.
> Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
> Neither the glass bottle nor aluminium can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
> The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
> 1. Liberals.
> 2. Conservatives.
> Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
> Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians' which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
> Some of these liberal men โevolvedโ into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.
> Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
> Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note:
> many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Alright, @AlawnaBanawnaCanawda has been warned for '**Duplicated text**'.
Its not duplicated asshole. Cant u read?
(((beer)))
actually i like beer
i'm just mad i can't drink it rn
Lyrics:
You only live once
Ah hell, give me a white wine spritzer
Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) Tweeted:
Dude is legendary for this ๐ https://t.co/JKZNcDUhw2 https://twitter.com/CauseWereGuys/status/1074571151639265280?s=17
^now that one really warms the ol ticker
Wtf lmao
premiere in 7 min https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMVDSV73niE
what was with the led zeppelin thot control mix at the end of Black Christmas there @pio ? I don't get it, how does this follow?
Back when I was a hateful spiteful heathen, Black Sabbath w/Ozzy and Led Zeppelin were my favorite bands
Facccccctttssssss
Awesome trolling by Salvini
https://twitter.com/matteosalvinimi/status/1078214763576991744
"Leaving for Pesaro and Catania, I drink a coffee ๐. As long as someone left is not offended!"
@ Col. Jack O'Neill SG-1 - well than I have a xmas gift for U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbx1kVIxzD0
@pio "well then" = in response to something? I asked you what was up with all the thots in that last video, also is your only reason for being here to promote your own YouTube content? self-promotion is tacky man. Finally, regarding the content, I was a secular humanist/atheist for most of my life, I assure you now by great life experience that the testimony of Jesus Christ is real, if you do not believe that He Is as He said, then you will die in your sin. "If you do not believe that I AM He, you will indeed die in your sin." The Servant King is the only testimony with Divinity, the pantheons of men are full of gluttonous lustful fleshy gods and goddesses made in the images of the men who made them, The Servant King on the other hand defies the flesh and the natural inclinations of man, which say that it is good to be the king in order to have all the maidens and all the things and have your way.
Hahahahahaaaaaa
Loveeeeelyyyy
@Col. Jack O'Neill SG-1 - sin does not exist, god does not exist - everybody post stupid things here - so do I - but I just find my things better than others - happy new year
Pio does not exist
there are a lot of haters. we're undergoing a hater's rebellion in the world. the losers are rising up and they will lose even bigger than ever, although they will do a lot of damage in the process.
okay history NERDS https://twitter.com/DrLindseyFitz/status/1079688564869419008
I finally got around to making a meme I've been wanting to see on the meme circuit, but never saw
hallo Ya all and happy new Yewr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw7FavP-Y4U
@Deleted User wow that made me heart drop seeing that.... thatโs so amazing
It's good stuff.
thats amazing
๐
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warning bad language
lol
white people die from salmonella though
@Mitch Connor is my boyfriend
๐
Bobby lee is a fag
make frogs straight again
premiere in 1,5 hours - its about speakers corner London - at least the first half of it and the second part its only for man https://youtu.be/amzkmZU5IqU
I couldnโt watch that whole video
I block people who spam me their self-promotion. ๐คท
I promote only the good stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du5D1uP5DHo
@Col. Jack O'Neill SG-1 and I 've asked to do it - and I do it since 1 year - so plz cry baby - U beta delusional
very good
i love lego island
good base, gay video
LEGO Island?
lol
I'm an old guy, the terms get mixed up for me
is fag hag appropriate? Not sure
she's disgusting
Iโm sure I not the only one who likes guns around these parts.
Not one person rioted in the streets because a gay black man Lied to everyone!
Most of society is fairly civil, a little protest wouldnโt hurt.
When u meme
Amazin!
!levels
Go check **Official Jesse Lee Peterson/ BOND: Rebuilding the family by rebuilding the man**'s leaderboard here https://mee6.xyz/leaderboard/452140192640532500. <:WINK6:403540173566115840>
@AlawnaBanawnaCanawda heyyyyyyyyyy
@hardmous yellow
whaats uup? ๐ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmNyZDpjM8E
Check out @JoeySaladsโs Tweet: https://twitter.com/JoeySalads/status/1107417712303587328?s=09
Very interesting ๐
hallo all - you wanna smile? - watch this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix9gPJwxQlc
sup dogs
Check out @kwilli1046โs Tweet: https://twitter.com/kwilli1046/status/1109895757241434112?s=09
lol that guy pulled a Mary Poppins!
!rank
Alright, @sasza mommy ๐ฌ ๐ญ has been warned for '**Posted an invite**'.
BETA!
@childrenofthelie one more time and you're banned. just kidding, did you see the Werner Von Braun documentary called "Footprints on the Moon"? if not, you will want to, and pay close attention to the lawyer-ese phrasing that Von Braun uses.
I haven't. I figured today would be a good day to show some flat Earth facts that get me thinking since JLP said he is going to have a flat Earth debate. I hope they talk about how you could see the Antarctic mountains from 300 miles away on a globe. Also Temperature, density, and buoyancy determines what goes up or down.
I wouldn't admit to such a lack of a grasp on basic scientific observations.
Could you explain how you could see the Antarctic mountains from 300 miles away on a globe?
It's called being trolled by fake information
I hate falling for trolls. I feel duped. It makes me feel like a rube. A normie. A commoner. A plebeian. A peasant. A small-brained nothing. A mouth-breathing yokel. A dumb dumb dummy dumbs. A butterfly chaser. A helmet-head. A Mark Sothersby. A rider of the short bus. A "I need my mother to cut up my food into bite-size pieces and feed it to me" type dude. Like I should trade in all my shoes with laces for ones with velcro. Don't hand me sharp objects, I can only write in crayon. When I go to the store I hand the clerk a note for the items I want. People need to remind me to blink my eyes. I keep my address in my pocket and my name sewn into all my shirts. I watch the new Star Wars movies and enjoy them. Lemons are scary.
@childrenofthelie Let me help you out with the one you mentioned, for example
You know what I did for you?
I went to the source pdf and converted it to a txt file online
That is the full unadulterated .pdf at that .mil URL in that image up there, converted automatically to .txt
the block of data in question is here:
Where does this say there is a five mile ice wall circle around the entire earth like some kinda cosmic Trump finally protected us from the illegal aliens?
It is talking about the *possibilty* of optical illusions
At least you believe it's a mirage at 60,000 feet in the air
You could believe that
Please go there, and realize you are not likely to see this anyway
I dont
Please, bear with me here a moment
Why just that one spot?
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