Message from @pio
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gonna do some more drawings
You really drew that?
what;s that EMT footage from?
That's an awesome drawing
Beer & the Wheel:
> The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.
> Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
> Neither the glass bottle nor aluminium can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
> The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
> 1. Liberals.
> 2. Conservatives.
> Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
> Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians' which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
> Some of these liberal men “evolved” into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.
> Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
> Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note:
> many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Alright, @AlawnaBanawnaCanawda has been warned for '**Duplicated text**'.
Its not duplicated asshole. Cant u read?
(((beer)))
actually i like beer
i'm just mad i can't drink it rn
Lyrics:
You only live once
Ah hell, give me a white wine spritzer
Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) Tweeted:
Dude is legendary for this 😂 https://t.co/JKZNcDUhw2 https://twitter.com/CauseWereGuys/status/1074571151639265280?s=17
^now that one really warms the ol ticker
Wtf lmao
what was with the led zeppelin thot control mix at the end of Black Christmas there @pio ? I don't get it, how does this follow?
Back when I was a hateful spiteful heathen, Black Sabbath w/Ozzy and Led Zeppelin were my favorite bands
Facccccctttssssss
Awesome trolling by Salvini
https://twitter.com/matteosalvinimi/status/1078214763576991744
"Leaving for Pesaro and Catania, I drink a coffee 😊. As long as someone left is not offended!"