OMFG it’s the official Hake Report discord channel!!!

I basically worship JLP and His only begotten son James Hake

Just coonin for the white man

I agree @Vergo

"What does she do?" 😆 👆

@Colouhmz is a THETA

@hardmous that is the best meme i have evr seen

Some black dude was beating his meat in my shitting toilet this morning.
I said “motherfucker you put that big black dong away and get out of my shitting toilet!”
He said he was gonna beat my honkey ass so I bent over and sprayed him with diarrhea to temporarily blind him so I could escape.

Hey

May I sing a song?

HEY

Can I sing a song for you retards?

"I like a woman in a cowboy hat,
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at"

@PineŦree why?

This place is dead as fuck

But why is it dead as fuck?

That’s pretty rude and full of hatred @PineŦree

Are you a child of the lie?

You are in the JLP discord and don’t know what a child of the lie is???

I hate to do it but....
@PineŦree is a.... BETA

You are a son or daughter of Satan

All y’all need to do the silent prayer like right now

Don’t make me go all HAKE on yo ass

We’re rebuilding the family by rebuilding the butthole

Omfg I am dying at the new savage moments

Oh my fucking god the new savage moments viddie is gold

@kernalkrackerz you are a children of the lie

You probably voted for the fallen messiah

Yeah

How the fuck does JLP make his millions?

You are a children of a lie

No u are a worship of the fallen messiah

Nope

Wrong again

Beta!!!!

Nothin lower than.... BETA!

Old enough to be a guest on THE HAKE REPORT

You don’t know about the hake report... la la laaa?

Let go and let god. Just as JLP has stated.

JLP said it, that settles it, and that’s good enough for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLq2LnLFKMY

We're live betas!

Nope, wrong again BETA

Hey, JAMES HAKE OF THE HAKE REPORT is talking about stuff

Go to the YouTube live stream to watch James Hake and Jesse Lee Peterson

Did. God. Create sex.?.

Just forgive your father and return to your mother

Of course he did you racist fuck

Don't be a racist BETA

please don't bolck me

rebuildin da family by rebuildin da man

hey pgrabber

I have a question for everyone. I'm doing a bit of research for a school project and am wondering: What do you want from social media apps/websites that you aren't currently getting?

How could social media apps/websites be improved in your opinion?

That's been a common response @Deleted User

But there are platforms that exist like Gab or Mastodon that claim to support open free speech. Why don't you use those?

Interesting

What do you mean that Gab is filled with "garbage people"?

I'll be rebuildin' da family by rebuildin' da man

Are you goin' to rebuild da family by rebuildin' da man?

HEY, are you rebuildin' da family, by rebuildin' da man!?!?!?

HAKE! are you there??

Is James Hake really alive ? Can he sharpen an axe with his beard?

HAKE! are you able to sharpen an axe with your beard?

@Hake is JLP the same off camera/mic as he is on camera/mic?

Ha! Thanks for responding good sir I appreciate the inside baseball. lol

Also, we must demand a daily Hake Report.

A wild HAKE has appeared in <#457992219698135081> !

Huzzah! They read my supa chat!

Huzzah! They read my supa chat

@Deleted User what an idiot 😆 AOC...

@Hake Do you guys archive videos of the radio show? I'd like to save yesterday's (Wednesday's) show because y'all talked about my supa chat!

My buddies would get a kick out of it.

Haha, thanks man!

Bunch of racists

*they’re

Just don’t Tom like a mug and get bleached!

@Officer_Caleb you Tom like a mug. You better go get yoself bleached.

All y’all Tom like a mug

@Officer_Caleb why you coonin’ fro the white man?

You just a tom like a mug

You just a tom like a mug

U tom like a mug. You need ta get yoself bleached

Stand up!

I know we can find a waaaay, I know we can find a waaaayyy. Stand up!

Just forgive your mother, return to your earthly father and do the silent prayer

Yes it was @PineŦree

Rude. 👆🏾

Who is ready to worship the lord at your local Presbyterian Church today?!

No! @Jump'n'shootman you have my utmost respect for being happy to be here!

Very interesting 👆

How large of a "supa chat" would it take to get JLP to start using Discord?

I thought this channel was called "videos and retarded media" 😆

The Hake Report is bad....... BAD ASS!

Nobody really knows @Deleted User
It’s my mainline to James Hake (of the Hake Report) though

You are most welcome. Would you like to join me and Louis Farrakhan on His spaceship?

Cuz he can sharpen an axe with his mighty beard... la la la

😂

This 👆