Message from @AlawnaBanawnaCanawda
Discord ID: 524320683355013145
what kind
I duno some gay SUV i forget
lol
What u sellin
Why u selling it
and i am going to cry when it's gone
gotta get something cheaper
Is there a lean on it
nah i just titled it finally
What a waste of money
drove it two years w old plates lol
U didnt insure it?
it's like riding in a cloud
Hah
and fast af too
i can hit turns at like 90 mph
Ya ok buddy
AWD slapstick shift plus paddles
Trip tronic?
i think so - no clutch
U got laid off
Fugg is my word
i need to make a JLP remix
betaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
UH MAZE IN
gonna do some more drawings
You really drew that?
what;s that EMT footage from?
That's an awesome drawing
Beer & the Wheel:
> The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.
> Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
> Neither the glass bottle nor aluminium can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
> The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
> 1. Liberals.
> 2. Conservatives.
> Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
> Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians' which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
> Some of these liberal men “evolved” into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.
> Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
> Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note:
> many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Alright, @AlawnaBanawnaCanawda has been warned for '**Duplicated text**'.
Its not duplicated asshole. Cant u read?
(((beer)))
actually i like beer
i'm just mad i can't drink it rn