uwu how do get gf

gf's are overrated

I dunno man

They keep the bed warm

cook you food

wait, wives do that

how do get wife

Gotta get gf first

Maybe

Depends where u live

arranged marriage?

KIDNAP WOMAN AND FORCE INTO MARRIAGE

Afghan dating

Bah

Nothing the 10th Guards Regiment couldn't fix

If God exists why no gf

I need to pray and talk to my priest for direction on life

Lmao this is now a channel

Yeah, I keep getting people asking for advice everywhere so I just made it a channel

lmao

step 1

locate nearest yaoi selling store

>buy yeet cannon
>Hold girl on street at gunpoint
>Stuff her in your trunk
>Cuff her to her radiator when you get home
>Sedate her heavily
>Grow a beard
>3 months later let her go and convince her you're someone else who came to rescue her
>She will offer her hand in marriage as gratitude
>Repeat if she resists

you laugh

but yaoi reading grills are most likely virgins

Easy

Chloroform

That's every girls weakness

👀

I thought their weakness was behind the knees?

I think I need to write in an update in my Prima™ Official Game Guide

Boom she won't say no

Huh. This is new.

@Based Chav made it just for you ❤

I suppose I can take ownership of this channel. My game is in the upper quartile here. <:thinksmirk:564102152239185920>

Bro chloroform

E

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which admin made this?

@LuxCo who do you think lmao

i knew it just wanted to be right lol

I actually had some very low ass standards years ago

as far as women i mean

...what the hell

Damn it, wrath

HAHAHAHA

:3

It's not worth it, just become a monk

Convert a woman boys. Then their yours forever

Then they'll hold that against you in any argument

"I converted for you damnit" etc.

Be like," hippity hoppity you are my property."

Works in my discussions

Only convert a woman if you're Ortho, nobody else is technically down with beating them into submission anymore I don't think

Can confirm

Women are children but I'm not allowed to punish them like children

Hell in Murica people get pissy these days if you even spank a kid

Converting a woman doesn't always work

Ask the dude that converted me lmao

Real talk missionary dating is always a bad idea, find a godly woman you heathens

Ask my ex whom I converted

>ex

exactly

Flirting to concert is in general a terrible idea.

...Says the guy dating a Waitress on Thursday he knows literally nothing about. <:thinksmirk:564102152239185920>

What if there’s a girl that is infatuated for you, but if you were to start something it would most likely end in arranged marriage and you can’t grasp being with her for the rest of your life?

"End in arranged marriage"

Nigga, what?

Her parents and my parents are very close friends

I know my mother too well

She’ll want me to stay with her, but I just can’t imagine spending eternity with this girl

_I suppose she is a safe bet if my social skills somehow were dropped to zero_

But still, I don’t think she’s the one

However I completely resign myself to the will of God and if that’s who the Lord wants me to end up with, I don’t have that much of a choice

Bruh

@Wrath 's advice that I've seen so far seems good. That being said, women usually give the worst dating advice. I've seen so many guys going to women for advice it's sad. They just end up getting friendzoned.

Don't date someone you won't end up with lmao

What's the point even

One guy asked my wife for advice about a girl he was being led on by, and she just told him to hang in there. <:bruh:569616839340982272>

Your wife is retarded

If a woman isn't interested, move on

If you're not willing to stay with a girl, don't date her

"If you want to catch a fish, ask a fisherman."

She's not retarded.. she's just a woman

Kek

retarded

@MawLr Have you ever gone on any dates with this girl? Discussed the important matters?

Basically if you know it'll become a wife situation for sure, and you have the balls to lead her from the start, literally anything can work. But odds are neither is the case, so find a church girl and force her to keep the faith if nothing else

By date I don't mean go on a date to try her out either

I mean going steady

@Wrath please don't insult my wife

I do what I please, your wife's advice is stupid.

Now, now, boys and girls.

We're all friends here.

That's different than calling someone retarded

Tbh I'd be down if we went back to arranged marriages, all this "right one" shit is bullshit. At best it's about finding a woman quiet enough to listen to their own husband. Anyone can be made peak wife if you have the balls to lay down the law

Who you haven't even met

My advice is this. If a woman doesn't like you, don't change yourself to suit her whims. If you get friendzoned, pull out she isn't interested. Move quickly but not too quickly, if you think a woman is interested, chances are she is.

I call people whatever I want

Tbf, your parents probably would know what the best traits in a partner would be for you.