Bruh jailtime moment

fuck hm in minecraft i meant

uh oh

https://discord.gg/JRAfFB

https://discord.gg/yp3vzy

Paul town unban me

Coward

no

hey i have one of those

those eggs taste pretty good

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+19:26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEymGxtWi9A

https://twitter.com/punishedpaul

@Deleted User cracker

what the fuck

Le monkeh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLWvu51Vk4E

10

thankyou for posting barely le gal as*ans thank you thanktoyyou

your cool

'

you should show your dank memes folder to your coworkers

i think they would like it

hahaha nice one garrett! will make sure to show to my wife hehe!

-walker

sent from iphone

>the best asian will never date you because youre white

paul town blocked me because he is too low iq to comprehend my complex integrated 5th dimensional banter.......... effing CRACKER @Deleted User

Being a fed is just like being on welfare

I need a gf

an asian gf

paul

I thought you were a celebate monk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHs5AjAvFoA

fuck you nigga I be ballin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ9r57beA98

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFXT5w_RQQ

https://twitter.com/porkironandwine/status/1082968848037376000?s=19

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/266004376680792065/533105006757281803/image0.png

Uh oh

Get that Boomer pussy king

Lmao i aint responding

@Deleted User cracker

got me feeling some type of way

shut up

I'm jc denton

is that female gru

hhahahahahahahhaahahaa

This nigga yakub still at it

Post digit ratio

Are you wearing a suit?

goodnight

lmfao my dick k is LONG

@Deleted User why do you betrayed me

How did I betray you?

Are you wearing kimono

do your a nigger?

a dim goonToday at 11:18 PM
do your a nigger?

http://notes.paul.town/2019/01/books-i-recommend.html

F ed
A lert
L
L
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Hi

where did you come from

I'm from the FBI.

why

I am innocent I don't know what's going on in this server

I disavow all illegal activity (that @Deleted User seems to be the one doing, not to snitch)

You're clear.

why
I am innocent I don't know what's going on in this server
I disavow all illegal activity (that @Deleted User seems to be the one doing, not to snitch)

Exxxxxxcelllennt

bruh im just eatin celery rn

dont arrest me'

I just got a hood pass from the FBI

I just said you're clear. That doesn't mean other spooks aren't after you.

https://twitter.com/pompouspablo/status/1083616171847368704

@Deleted User can u do something about this bro

Sometimes you need to sacrifice a virgin.

based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9jRLiBd-E0

I used to talk to this girl from Indonesia

and one time in college i mentioned a guy who was black

And she didn't know what that meant

And she was very innocently like

"...eh...*ah* he is nigger?"

just ripped a big nasty fart lads

I hope you blocked her for being a disgusting racist

No but I remember laughing my fuckin ass off

she just like paused

Processed it

"Ah...he is eh...nigger?"

>indonesia
>she

ohohohohoho

That's more Matt forney's thing

This was back when I just had female friends

an estimated (by me) 66% of south east asian women have a penis

You estimated yourself huh

Mouth or ass

no i think of a number then i put the sign with the line between the 2 circles next to it

riiiight

my favorite number is 17 cuz that's the age women are considered *nearly* adult which is what i prefer cuz i'm not a pedophile or some gross shit like that but it's still illegal so i can feel cool

got a show out of town tmrw and we didn't secure a ride

so I uh

Maybe we ain't playin this show

it's not lookin good

well uh

better start walkin

with the gear

Amps etc

It'll be like the Hercules story with the cow

Except he's just taking it there to play music for a bunch of twinks and dykes

hercules but it's me smacking the shit out of my dumb bitch mom so hard her head explodes for forgetting the honey mustard for my dino nuggies

"zero to hero!!!!!!! Danny devito!!!!!"

[beats mom unconscious with bag of Legos]

FUCK

SHIT

BITCH

sicko mode

Are beardson and prince h stand up comics?

Yeah

Do they plug their shows anywhere? I never hear it on the stream.

Hold on DMing you my address so we can meet up and I'll tell you all about beardson & ph

Shawns patreon has some

He used to be with cum town but got into a fight so his material is scarce

Ewwww cum town gross!

I hate that fat guy who laughs.

Tell the fbi to quit or just learn how to be less gay when they send you guys

whichever is possible

You like cum town?

Cum town is cool but since they did our boy dirty I no longer sub

fucking never forget

Cum town should be called "The generic riffing podcast" or "The 109th O&A spinoff show"

Haha so true

Fallo glows in the dark

callin it

I am FBI.

Go do something useful instead of talking to a bunch of goobers who type "pee pee poo poo" 900 times

What did I do to you?

Dumb boomer with no avi can't banter, many such cases!

I'm older than a boomer.

don't care virgin

Do you banter often?

Are you good at it?

"Do you banter often?
Are you good at it?"

Great bantering! Sadly, I don't have any images to Express myself with.

@a dim goon what’s that pic from?

The Sam Hyde one

sorry i don't talk to NPCs

Oooooofffff "NPC"

Who the hell do you think you are? Are you any kind of artist? Anybody know who you are? Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important forums on the internet.

Who are you? You're a miserable, presumptuous, no-talent. You’re no artist. An artist respects the silence that serves the foundation of creativity. You OBVIOUSLY don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people, or know what it means to respect yourself. In music or any form of creativity.

And I’m an NYU film-school graduate, SUCKA. And the School of Visual Art in the Academy of Art University in San Francisco. You suck. You’re a no talent. If you really have talent, go practice. And then get yourself a gig, instead of ruining the day for everybody here. You're a disgrace.

You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world. You’re a self consumed, no-talent, mediocre piece of shit. And I’ve earned my right to say it, okay? In 1975, I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the fuck are you? I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? You’re nothing. And you will never be anything. Never.

How dare you? You miserable, mediocre nothing. Shame on you. Go learn to play. You’re flat. You can’t even carry a fucking note. I’ve trained classically, I’ve trained contemporaneously, and you SUCK.

@a dim goon is a cum town fan

adam: hey so you remember dumb and dumber right, we-
nick: shut the fuck up, what if it was cum and cummer?
*stavros laughing*

hmm, yes.....this deserves my patreon investment!

I want to see shawn's standup are there any clips?

gumroad.com/theweeklysweat

The clips are behind a paywall?

wow, another cringy creep who doesn't get "it"...

Lol don't copy the hosts

Also saying "you don't get it" is a blatant ripoff of another show...

A "light" morning show...

huh?

You think these guys came up with saying "you just don't get it" and never defining what "it" is?

?

They stole it.

??

Ur dumb

I think it was PH who said "white people are cancelled" in the chat of the last stream

He got that from the same show.

And Nick's whole knife thing...

nobody asked you cracker

You don't care that the hosts are taking bits from another podcast?

no lmao

Their like illegal immigrants though: they take something good and make it cheap

I'd rather have the original

ok idc

You have poor taste

Do the hosts even use this chat or is it just people like dim who repeat things they heard on the show?

Shawn shows up from time to time

Hey look! Another boring clown!

Any more unoriginal one liners you want to copy from someone with more creativity? Want to show us all how desperate you are to be witty, again? Maybe that’ll make up for your iddle biddy willie. Maybe then everyone will think you’re funny and cool and a Man.

.....

Nah.

It's not a big deal to take bits if your anonymous and you're never going to make any money, but when you have a payment system and you are using your real name it is.

This discord/show is like being in China, speaking broken English while talking on a Samsung and carrying a think pad but thinking you're in America and you have an iPhone and a mac.

https://twitter.com/ashtonbirdie/status/1083578706478727169?s=19

Yikes!

Prediction: Nick Fuentes will start calling people "out of it" and beardson and shawn will start using that term for the next few weeks.

Then someone like dim will use it in the chat.

@spacecel Kill them with fire.

MOMMY ASHTON PLS LOVE ME

Fallo is a fallower

No kind of originality

I hate that guy

shutup CLOUD PICKER

wow ur really gonna say cloud isn’t cold

he is a perfectly reasonable display of skill

cloud is fun

that is true

I am just mad because I suck dick at cloud

Shut up fallow

Stop typing

I just get all my thoughts from podcasts.

You’re not allowed to play smash bros

It shows fallo

Smash is gay

Ok well that’s what we were talking about

You fucking interrupted

It needed to be said

whose this goofball?

Anyone who doesn’t see that beardson would be a terrific leader while Richard spencer would ruin anything he touches is a fool

This freaking asshole came in here with a bad attitude

Beard might be a great leader, but he's a shit comic

Hes my favorite comedian

He's a copy of a better podcaster

In fact all your heroes are.

FOOLS

Tee hee

as a great man once said

podcasts are a tool for wagecucks to deal with the suffering of commuting every day

Imagine being a comic

Writing a script for yourself

Actually fallo is my new favorite comedian

So you can perform a play about yourself

Haha

And pretend that you just came up with it

And you do this every week