an estimated (by me) 66% of south east asian women have a penis

You estimated yourself huh

Mouth or ass

no i think of a number then i put the sign with the line between the 2 circles next to it

riiiight

my favorite number is 17 cuz that's the age women are considered *nearly* adult which is what i prefer cuz i'm not a pedophile or some gross shit like that but it's still illegal so i can feel cool

got a show out of town tmrw and we didn't secure a ride

so I uh

Maybe we ain't playin this show

it's not lookin good

well uh

better start walkin

with the gear

Amps etc

It'll be like the Hercules story with the cow

Except he's just taking it there to play music for a bunch of twinks and dykes

hercules but it's me smacking the shit out of my dumb bitch mom so hard her head explodes for forgetting the honey mustard for my dino nuggies

"zero to hero!!!!!!! Danny devito!!!!!"

[beats mom unconscious with bag of Legos]

FUCK

SHIT

BITCH

sicko mode

Are beardson and prince h stand up comics?

Yeah

Do they plug their shows anywhere? I never hear it on the stream.

Hold on DMing you my address so we can meet up and I'll tell you all about beardson & ph

Shawns patreon has some

He used to be with cum town but got into a fight so his material is scarce

Ewwww cum town gross!

I hate that fat guy who laughs.

Tell the fbi to quit or just learn how to be less gay when they send you guys

whichever is possible

You like cum town?

Cum town is cool but since they did our boy dirty I no longer sub

fucking never forget

Cum town should be called "The generic riffing podcast" or "The 109th O&A spinoff show"

Haha so true

Fallo glows in the dark

callin it

I am FBI.