Message from @PCENGINEDUO

Discord ID: 533203212644253747


2019-01-11 08:34:03 UTC  

I used to talk to this girl from Indonesia

2019-01-11 08:34:27 UTC  

and one time in college i mentioned a guy who was black

2019-01-11 08:34:33 UTC  

And she didn't know what that meant

2019-01-11 08:34:41 UTC  

And she was very innocently like

2019-01-11 08:34:55 UTC  

"...eh...*ah* he is nigger?"

2019-01-11 08:36:01 UTC  

just ripped a big nasty fart lads

2019-01-11 08:36:08 UTC  

I hope you blocked her for being a disgusting racist

2019-01-11 08:36:20 UTC  

No but I remember laughing my fuckin ass off

2019-01-11 08:36:39 UTC  

she just like paused

2019-01-11 08:36:42 UTC  

Processed it

2019-01-11 08:36:51 UTC  

"Ah...he is eh...nigger?"

2019-01-11 08:36:58 UTC  

>indonesia
>she

2019-01-11 08:37:01 UTC  

ohohohohoho

2019-01-11 08:37:30 UTC  

That's more Matt forney's thing

2019-01-11 08:37:45 UTC  

This was back when I just had female friends

2019-01-11 08:38:03 UTC  

an estimated (by me) 66% of south east asian women have a penis

2019-01-11 08:38:27 UTC  

You estimated yourself huh

2019-01-11 08:38:38 UTC  

Mouth or ass

2019-01-11 08:38:55 UTC  

no i think of a number then i put the sign with the line between the 2 circles next to it

2019-01-11 08:39:12 UTC  

riiiight

2019-01-11 08:40:17 UTC  

my favorite number is 17 cuz that's the age women are considered *nearly* adult which is what i prefer cuz i'm not a pedophile or some gross shit like that but it's still illegal so i can feel cool

2019-01-11 08:40:30 UTC  

got a show out of town tmrw and we didn't secure a ride

2019-01-11 08:40:35 UTC  

so I uh

2019-01-11 08:40:48 UTC  

Maybe we ain't playin this show

2019-01-11 08:41:05 UTC  

it's not lookin good

2019-01-11 08:41:11 UTC  

well uh

2019-01-11 08:41:15 UTC  

better start walkin

2019-01-11 08:42:08 UTC  

with the gear

2019-01-11 08:42:18 UTC  

Amps etc

2019-01-11 08:42:28 UTC  

It'll be like the Hercules story with the cow

2019-01-11 08:42:55 UTC  

Except he's just taking it there to play music for a bunch of twinks and dykes

2019-01-11 08:44:24 UTC  

hercules but it's me smacking the shit out of my dumb bitch mom so hard her head explodes for forgetting the honey mustard for my dino nuggies

2019-01-11 08:46:04 UTC  

"zero to hero!!!!!!! Danny devito!!!!!"

[beats mom unconscious with bag of Legos]

2019-01-11 09:05:09 UTC  

FUCK

2019-01-11 09:05:10 UTC  

SHIT

2019-01-11 09:05:12 UTC  

BITCH

2019-01-11 09:08:31 UTC  

sicko mode

2019-01-11 09:20:03 UTC  

Are beardson and prince h stand up comics?

2019-01-11 09:22:31 UTC  

Yeah

2019-01-11 09:24:30 UTC  

Do they plug their shows anywhere? I never hear it on the stream.