bruh im just eatin celery rn

dont arrest me'

I just got a hood pass from the FBI

I just said you're clear. That doesn't mean other spooks aren't after you.

https://twitter.com/pompouspablo/status/1083616171847368704

@Deleted User can u do something about this bro

Sometimes you need to sacrifice a virgin.

based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9jRLiBd-E0

I used to talk to this girl from Indonesia

and one time in college i mentioned a guy who was black

And she didn't know what that meant

And she was very innocently like

"...eh...*ah* he is nigger?"

just ripped a big nasty fart lads

I hope you blocked her for being a disgusting racist

No but I remember laughing my fuckin ass off

she just like paused

Processed it

"Ah...he is eh...nigger?"

>indonesia
>she

ohohohohoho

That's more Matt forney's thing

This was back when I just had female friends

an estimated (by me) 66% of south east asian women have a penis

You estimated yourself huh

Mouth or ass

no i think of a number then i put the sign with the line between the 2 circles next to it

riiiight

my favorite number is 17 cuz that's the age women are considered *nearly* adult which is what i prefer cuz i'm not a pedophile or some gross shit like that but it's still illegal so i can feel cool

got a show out of town tmrw and we didn't secure a ride

so I uh

Maybe we ain't playin this show

it's not lookin good

well uh

better start walkin

with the gear

Amps etc

It'll be like the Hercules story with the cow

Except he's just taking it there to play music for a bunch of twinks and dykes

hercules but it's me smacking the shit out of my dumb bitch mom so hard her head explodes for forgetting the honey mustard for my dino nuggies