Goat

that is Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd (goat bleat)

I love goats

Yeah, fantastic animals, they make great pets too tbh, I used to have three when I was younger on a really small farm

here comes the boom

^big gey

feggat

I want to try and train a goat to disembowel someone

In skyrim

So I'm going to my University mailing center where I live because I supposedly have a package okay strange I didn't order anything. I get told I can't have my package till I get a piece of paper from my assigned mailbox. Okay didn't know I had one so I go and get my code for my mailbox walk all the way back and can't get the fucker open tried for 45 minutes and still won't open....So I'm a bit annoyed so I get in line with both my college id and my NYS ID and they wouldn't give me my package because I needed a piece of fucking paper for a package that has my name on it and I can fucking see it sitting there so I go to the side and ask one of the workers for help. She's maybe late 50's I ask if she can help me with my mailbox because she does work here well I get told I have to leave because I'm being rude so I was about .5 seconds from punching an old lady in the face because apparently she can't do her fucking job and help a student I'm gonna need something harder than whiskey where the fuck do they sell Everclear!

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*i need a weapon*

"*...i just wanted my package, ma'am*"

Sad doomer hours

Tbh thats lifes vibe rn

On jah

I’m just tryna get to the Slavic version

¿ǝɯ ɥʇᴉʍ ʇlnɔ ɐ ʇɹɐʇs oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ op

I went climbing in the desert.

So hot and gross

But I'm not sweating

It's weird af

@Foxhound sure

ʎɥʍ ʎlqɐqoɹd s,ʇɐɥʇ 'ʞɔnɟ sɐ ʎɹp sᴉ ʇɹǝsǝp ǝɥʇ uᴉ ɹᴉɐ ǝɥ┴

ʇlʌʞ oɔƎ

Yeah it's been rough

E C O

ǝʇɐɹpʎɥǝɹ @tacticaltrap

are you australian

lɐǝɹ ʇ,usᴉ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀

stop dicking with us and flip your keyboard back around

I love the edit man@Reichsjäger

What's up my dudes

Hey bitch

Fed

Nice try ABC boi

hey fam

Got 2 interceptions in tonight’s fb game

hell yee boi ?

FB = Football ya ?

Good goin paddy

Ye

Thanks

I miss playin

I was defensive line man in highschool

I love it

I play OLB

whats that mean again ?

He literally gave me two tasks

Outside line backer

get faster and protect guy with ball

Lol

There’s a million and one things I gotta do at my position

Ton of reads and keys

My head coach was an all American linebacker at Alabama

Geeey

Good shit though

Yeye he was pretty good

holy fuck thats cool as shit

did yall get on General and talk about aliens yet or nah

because im down for that

err trenches

I’m tired af

We aint talk about no almaos yet

@Hellhound6

I hate you

thats not what ur dad said last nite

Gey

Big Gey

24 h done i only need to make it through next 24 h and i can go to sleep

I fucking hate this shift

I have ka bar💚

Ok, but do you have one of them Ka Bar Katanas?

@One Shot Paddy what edit?

bet he didn't have this sabre-like piece of shit this guy used

https://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/attacke-in-stuttgart-d-mann-36-brutal-getoetet-hier-kam-es-zum-schwert-drama-id15446255.html

btw this happened recently, like 60 kilometers from where i live. god bless diversity

No, just normal ol ka bar

Bought it off my dad

Damn son that's fucked

You guys seen that Saints game last night?!

I don't watch football

Foozeball is the devil bobby

@Hellhound6 Momma says... dT dat whamens are the devil

^ thank you lol

@AKAlexei

Rebel scum

^^ fed

Never

"rebela are the bad guys"

Hah

The Empire got that aesthetic tho, I love it