What is big fucking gey

All of it lol

i fucked trap once but that doesn't count

Traps are the biggest gey

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Dick makes it better

Still he or she gave me the best bj ever

I’ll fuck anyone

If you won’t fuck your homies you’re the biggest gay

Just say no homo and your in the clear <:dab:554422971381448750>

If you have boot bands on, it ain't gay

Yo what've I missed

Gay shit

So a normal Tuesday then

No homo though

It’s only gay if balls touch.

Or eye contact is made

Eh. That implies Eiffel towering a chick is gay

Touche

Also, there’s no stronger flex then jerking off in your CHU and your team leader walking in and holding eye contact with them as you finish up.

Than*. I’m tired just finished working.

The fuck

Hey man. Don’t judge us 😂🤣. But for real though McDonald’s sucks.

The biggest health crisis we have in this country is obesity and problems stemming from a shit diets

I don't jugde here

We have McDonald's in Poland too and they suck ass too

Completely joking lol. European McDonald’s is better than stateside McDonald’s. The EU won’t allow them to put all their fillers and shit into their food over there.

What time is it there in Warsaw?

Like 0906?

Oh fuck. Like 1406

1006

Ah I wasn’t too far off

I’m like 9 hours behind you

Literally on the other side of the world. Technology is fucking cool.

Yea its dope

But it’s time for me to rack out. Gotta go buy a proper bed tomorrow from Ikea. I’ll catch up with you in a bit my Polish friend.

Yea see you later

I passed my polish exam 25/40

And i 'm fucking done with finals

I used generation kill as one of my points

Good shit man

Weird flex moment, finishing up while taking a dump while getting shot at lol

Who's shooting lol

Might as well have been hajis lol

Lol

Guys i think i like one girl too much

Ruh roh

Ok man. Have you jerked off yet and then reapproached the subject? Sometimes we’re just thirsty for poonani.

Yea i did it

you need post nut clarity

Well ok then friend. What’s your strategy? Is this a bang and leave thing or is this a brunch on Sunday and then y’all go look at antiques thing?

Second one i guess

F U C K

I have too much of first one

shoot your Goo run like boogaloo

Lol. Ok i need back story. If you’re looking for advice I think we can help.

Does this woman know you exist?

Yea i think she even likes me back

Well this is too easy then.

Just send it. Ask her out. Get some drinks and dessert. Make her laugh and shit. Keep her coming back for more

Yea i know but my spaghetti is strong with this one

I got 2 dates with her this week

Bro. You’re set.

You don’t need our help lol.

Yea i know but i feel like kid doing it for first time with her

Ok. Best strategy to get over that is this. And it’s done wonders for me.

Jerk off like 45 minutes before you go to see her.

You’ll be riding that oxytocin wave already and not worrying about getting your kielbasa cooked

If you wanna go longer than a few minutes with this girl, jerk off like 2-4 times that afternoon before you know you’re gonna beat cheeks that night. Women love trying to get a guy off. And they’ll be impressed with your stamina. No shit I have done this technique with every woman I have slept with and it always leads to more nights of sex.

I losing my shit right now random polish words make it 100% better

Losing shit in a good way like laughing? Or am I not helping?

Laughing

And i know second tip i do it sometimes

Lol good.

I'm 21 for fuck sake i did my fair share of fucking

Also, get good at back and or foot massages. Because if you do it right they will always lead to some sort of quid pro quo. Plus girls are all like “aww he cares enough to not go straight for it”.

But they never know, that shit is like the pre warm up to the warm up

Tbh i even don't want to go straight for it

I really like her

Ah. Well I’m not going to tell you a strategy there. You’re old enough to know the signals of when a woman wants you to eat her babka or not.

But if it happens! Turn the next day into a couples sort of thing. Get coffee or whatever you guys drink over there. I’m assuming it’s way too early for vodka, but my experiences in Krakow tell me differently.

And then hit her up via SMS a few minutes after you leave telling her how much fun you had and how excited you are to see her again.

And pierog is better for using as term for puss

Ah. I couldn’t decide.

In America pussy is akin to pie or cake

Its never to early for vodka

You fucking Poles 😂🤣 ahhh I love you guys.

But jagerbombs are my fav

Vodka is cool but jagerbombs are my kind of shit

Brother I have drank so many damned jaegerbombs I have developed an allergy to them

Yea i think i close to this tbh

If you ever find yourself in Kaiserslautern, Germany, go to a bar called Chuck’s on Gaustraße. Dude passes out free jaegermeister once he gets drunk enough. Which is like 1600 everyday

I need to write it down

Guy plays porn on the TVs and usually you see drunk American chicks there flashing their tits for free drinks.

I got a blowjob once in the back room by the pool table. Fun times

Fuck i need to write it down even more

If you find yourself in Poland hit me up we need to do some drinking

Lol I plan on taking a very long vacation next year. For sure we can meet up and drink!