Fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Was ist los?

Work tonight sucked lol

Usually Wednesday is slow as fuck

Ahhhh. Yeah I’m not looking forward to going in tonight. The client I’m screening for is always unorganized and super slow.

Rip

I'm in training to basically be a chef atm, kinda rethinking it

But it’s only for a couple of hours. Thursday and Friday I go to a different client and it’s much more organized but also busier and I’m there for most of the day. Plus side is my wife is visiting me on Friday from Arizona so that’s cool

Bro. Food service is a rough industry

Yeah but it's what I did in high school and shit, was good at it, easy moneu

What kind of cuisine is it?

Well sorta

Upscale Italian and seafood

Where do you guys source your fish?

Locally

Some are caught by the boss

Lol nice. If you got it from the west coast it was probably smelled by the dog.

You’re out in VA too right?

Nah down by Lejeune in nc

Nice. My dad lives down there in Snead’s Ferry.

Nice

Right in the backyard

Yeah. It’s a quiet place. If I ever went back east that’s where I’d go

Area has changed drastically since last time I was here

I only recently got back

Cuz dogs

Great fucking weather here

It’s been raining here too. But it’s Seattle/Tacoma so not much is new there.

Speaking of Washington, I used to live out on Whidbey island naval air station lol @thatgoonsteve42

Lol nice

Washington is the only state on the west coast I actually liked lol

It’s nice but the west side has gone to shit politically

Youre not wrong

I couldn't stand being out in cali

Lmao I refuse to even set a foot in that state until they collapse

I remember going down to L.A., place literally reaked of piss everywhere I went

Well fuck me and my luck with girls

Ruh roh

She is too fuck up for my tasfe

Like define fucked up

Ex in jail

Ah

That’s a red flag here too lol

Nearly died cuz she can't drink

Well that’s a downer. My wife can’t drink either. Two American beers in and she’s fucked up

What else she is trying her shit with me and some other guy and jail boi

And her parents are overprotective as fuck

Like xalling cops on her

Ahh yeah. I wouldn’t even smash that

That’s just bad news all over

I bet she doesn’t even duck good

I seen her boobs at least

Nice shit

Silver lining. There ya go lol

And on a Way back i took something to keep my mind of this shit

What do you call that in Polish? That’s a hickey here

Or did you inject some shit?

Tbh whore just bitted me

Ah.

Well she isn't a whore but you get my point

Yeah I get that.

And in Poland we call hickey malinka

Nice.

I started the Polish language program on Duolingo.

Nice if you need any help hit me up

Sweet! Thanks. That’s one thing about American schools I’m not a fan of.

A lot of Europeans speak more than one language.

A fuck load of Americans can’t even spell right and their syntax is awful.

We got three languages here

I kinda lucked out. My dad speaks 5 languages fluently, I can get by in German and my Dutch makes me sound like a retarded Czech trying to ask a Turk for a hand job

Polish English and one of chosing russian or french or german

Nice. Most schools here offer Spanish.

Fuck i forgot about it Spanish too

My friend’s wife just finished the Russian language course that the Army offers.

I’m at that point where if I have to disappear for whatever reason I’d like to be able to pass off as a local or at least a tourist that isn’t American.

Ppl here like americans as far as i can tell

The Poles I worked with in Afghanistan liked us

We don't like sand people and germans

Like Nation wide

I don't give a fuck about them if they let me live as i like to live

Lmao I get that

You guys have some pretty harsh feelings towards the Germans for obvious reasons

Yea we didn't like each other even in past like middle ages

Rusians are kind of strange we like and hate them at the same time

Full disclosure. My grandmother’s side of the family was on the wrong side on WW2

I always wondered about that lol

Don't care past is in the past

We don't need to dig up dirt

Lol true

fuck me i'm thinking about going to marines

Aren't you Polish?

Thought the poles had a marine corps

Or somethin simular

GROM

Ya know what had me fucked up?

So Ukraine barely has a navy, more of a coast guard, they have a Marine corps

They don’t have a lot of Crimea either 😂🤣

Poland doesn't have a dedicated Marine branch