Gay shit

So a normal Tuesday then

No homo though

It’s only gay if balls touch.

Or eye contact is made

Eh. That implies Eiffel towering a chick is gay

Touche

Also, there’s no stronger flex then jerking off in your CHU and your team leader walking in and holding eye contact with them as you finish up.

Than*. I’m tired just finished working.

The fuck

Hey man. Don’t judge us 😂🤣. But for real though McDonald’s sucks.

The biggest health crisis we have in this country is obesity and problems stemming from a shit diets

I don't jugde here

We have McDonald's in Poland too and they suck ass too

Completely joking lol. European McDonald’s is better than stateside McDonald’s. The EU won’t allow them to put all their fillers and shit into their food over there.

What time is it there in Warsaw?

Like 0906?

Oh fuck. Like 1406

1006

Ah I wasn’t too far off

I’m like 9 hours behind you

Literally on the other side of the world. Technology is fucking cool.

Yea its dope

But it’s time for me to rack out. Gotta go buy a proper bed tomorrow from Ikea. I’ll catch up with you in a bit my Polish friend.

Yea see you later

I passed my polish exam 25/40

And i 'm fucking done with finals

I used generation kill as one of my points

Good shit man

Weird flex moment, finishing up while taking a dump while getting shot at lol

Who's shooting lol

Might as well have been hajis lol

Lol

Guys i think i like one girl too much

Ruh roh

Ok man. Have you jerked off yet and then reapproached the subject? Sometimes we’re just thirsty for poonani.

Yea i did it

you need post nut clarity

Well ok then friend. What’s your strategy? Is this a bang and leave thing or is this a brunch on Sunday and then y’all go look at antiques thing?

Second one i guess