"wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

>unzip dick

"wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

female confirmed

haha yes fellow males

fellow pepee havers

let us unzip dick and compare

hello my fellow men

tfw the modern female is probably more familiar with the penis than the modern male

im a strong man just like yourself

dude what if they invented like a removable foreskin with like a zipper or something

fellow men

that way you could literally unzip dick

what if they make a removable penis via Velcro

@Barry White like those coats where you can zip the hood off

yeah

instead of a strap on a velcr-on

hello fellow republicans i come in peace

i like it

get greg

is it really true that it hurts for girls if the dick is too big

yes

sounds like THOT LIES

i would know

<:dab:402362224527671306>

besides, even if it is true, what's the point of boinking a girl if it doesn't hurt at least a little bit

what is nicks middle name?

Jesus

Jew

Nick Jesus fuentes

ever think about the fact that Nick's last two initials are JF

lmfao really

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"

Nick JF

id believe it

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"

Pussy in my ass

Titties on my face

yuh

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"

Yall ever heard of shitting dick nipples

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"

ass in my pussy

what the hell is this

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"

it's growing

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"
it's growing

Stop

no u

No u

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"

"wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

Lol

D O N T W O R R Y T H A T S P R E T T Y A V E R A G E

"wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

dab on niggers i must

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

im laughing irl fellas

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im laughing irl fellas

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You typing an essay nigga?

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average and that i dont want a big dick. 3.5 IS average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average." She said it was cute and told me to tell her when it was in, it must have been a new experience for her. I let her know and asked her if it hurt. Girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good. Afterwards she was super horny for a long time, it went really well

This one time in middle school I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average and that i dont want a big dick. 3.5 IS average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average." She said it was cute and told me to tell her when it was in, it must have been a new experience for her. I let her know and asked her if it hurt. Girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good. Afterwards she was super horny for a long time, it went really well

dont worry thats pretty average

another reason to make hapas is asians like small pp

the vagina only stretches 2 inches

if a priest blesses a pussy, will every baby it has be auto baptized at birth?

We live in a This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

How much longer can it go lol

the eternal meme

@Marcus Antonius it can go up to 3.5 inches

which, by the way, is pretty average

niggas all that matters if you can spread your seed

have children

get married

have kids and leave her

have children, graduate high school, and then get married

have kids and then This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

@Broseph

Nice

I gotta make some of those

We can be a powerful alliance

you still patrolling thotius prime?

put broseph on bibi

America and Israel forever