huge

whoa big guy

average

lil dick gang

lil dicky

large penis organization

smolbol

"wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

>unzip dick

"wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

female confirmed

haha yes fellow males

fellow pepee havers

let us unzip dick and compare

hello my fellow men

tfw the modern female is probably more familiar with the penis than the modern male

im a strong man just like yourself

dude what if they invented like a removable foreskin with like a zipper or something

fellow men

that way you could literally unzip dick

what if they make a removable penis via Velcro

@Barry White like those coats where you can zip the hood off

yeah

instead of a strap on a velcr-on

hello fellow republicans i come in peace

i like it

get greg

is it really true that it hurts for girls if the dick is too big

yes

sounds like THOT LIES

i would know

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besides, even if it is true, what's the point of boinking a girl if it doesn't hurt at least a little bit

what is nicks middle name?

Jesus

Jew

Nick Jesus fuentes

ever think about the fact that Nick's last two initials are JF

lmfao really

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"

Nick JF