Guys what’s jelking?

Look up Sam Hyde's "How I survived high school"

He explains it pretty well

I think I saw that one but I was really high during my MDE days

It's the one about how he finally gets a girl but his stupid drifting gets her killed

He jelks his member to three times its original length

https://twitter.com/APCentralRegion/status/993301465556021248

lol

Lol niggers

Ya'll mind if I

Tpose?

https://twitter.com/comradestumpII/status/993500456780550144

hail victoyr

T Posing is the new Sieg Heil

can i get some shadilays in the chat?

I guess not

b-but taxation is the economic equivalent of rape ;-;

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🍇 is a myth

https://twitter.com/myfox8/status/993243483417833474

h3ro

Fellas

2 bad pissing in public makes you a sex offender in the US

oh well

MODS

Kazar/10

So we looked at the data

T R A S H E C O N O M Y

im looking 🙄 hehehehe

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/993564393320349698

#MedNat

gang unite

🇬🇷🇮🇹🇪🇸

who wanna play fortnite

ur mom

whats the strongest faction in hearts of iron 4?

https://i.imgur.com/ezG36Ow.png

Big brain hours

this is epic

https://twitter.com/julesedelman/status/993608753181315072?s=21

@Nicholas J Fuentes

Should have got a pet rat tbh

no

Rabbits are the Catholic animal.

rat are disgusting

If you're gona name it James Allsup

couple of RATS

Rabbits and turtles.

Best pets

What if I told u ur mom gay

@Punished Bob they shouldve added bahamas and cuba

James allsup isnt a rat. Rats are conniving deceitful and sneaky. James is just a leech

mammals are not good pets

get a snake

or a turtle

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i had a cat once and got tired of it after a week

We have a labrador right now.

Raised since she was a pup.

She's getting old and I don't like it.

dogs are expensive

You can tell she wants to jump up like she's all excited when you get home, and she tries like Hell, but her joints won't allow it.

yeah it sucks

better to put them out of their misery instead of letting them suffer

dogs are cool tbqhwyfam

You are telling this guy to put down his dog when you once had a cat for a week? <:GAS:402376330332864514>

All pet ownership will be banned

cats are evil

Under my rule

Just have children

https://twitter.com/JBurtonXP/status/993600792815898624

good

You are too busy buying Nike to rule, nibba

it used to stare at me at night and it freaked my out

https://twitter.com/Reaganpalmer72/status/992610592371412993

cats are not loving animals like dogs

I got kids and a dog. It is what whites do.

what breed?

Yeah you can get a dog as long as its not a substitute

better no be pit

collie/lab

I don't see breed

oof collies are very high energy

cats have a lot of affection

just a bit more reserved

for food

if you get a dog, don't cut off it's balls off

kids and a dog is what white people do

Mine is a farm dog. She will swim a mile

the proliferation of cats in the US can probably be correlated with the pozzing of our society

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TAdX3LRMgk