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gaylord
vegans are jesus because they never cum
No Nut November will be upon us soon
@Muten How do you think ONISION had a kid?
<:hyperthink:462282519883284480>
He's not a vegan
he is antichrist
I'm assuming a windowless van was involved at some point.
You're Antichrist
it would be canabalism if he ate meat
@Miniature Menace Possibly also a 17-y/o gf and a threesome
๐๐ป
No Nut November is completely inconsiderate of satyromaniacs
What
Bitch pleae don't use words with more than 3 syllables
So me @Jokerfaic?
does it count if you nut inside a slut?
and me
@Miniature Menace that's a double nut offence
well, good, because I only have two
I have all the nuts
No nut november is the most ungodly of times
I never last a single day
No nut november is when I go on a mass shooting
I never last a minute
.....with your dick, right?
like, that was a pun, right?
I can't use my dick
It's no nut
"I cunt use my dick."
...
STFU
I'm jerkin off the night before no nut November begins and dont stop till morn, first min of November I nut
god damn it I should have clipped it
suck my cunt
No nut november is sexist
Women can't nut
No Schlick September
Wellll*llllllll*
No Squirt September
you niggers not very creative
Dry December
Squirt is literally just pee, fam
Hah
I don't fuck femoids
if your girlfriend squirts, she's peeing on you
eh, yes and no
enjoy your pee
I have relationships with women, and i have sex with men
I'm not gay
Imagine being so fragile you piss when you cum
```Female ejaculationย refers to the expulsion of fluid from a female's urethraย duringย orgasm orย sexualย arousal. The urethra is the duct that carries urine from the bladder to the outside of the body. There are two different types of female ejaculate:ย Squirtingย fluid```
that's just gay propaganda, tbh
^
it's just urine, fam
ฮธ_ฮธ
women don't have orgasms
What do you mean something other than piss comes out of a urethra
@Gservator give up, they aren't operating from the hetero mindset
What you mean
You the gays
```Squirting fluid.ย This fluid is usually colorless and odorless, and it occurs in large quantities.
Ejaculate fluid.ย This type more closely resembles male semen. It is typically thick and appears milky.
```
yeah, caring about whether or not your gf cums enough to believe her lying about it while peeing on you is pretty gay
^
You people are incels aren't you?
you guys are such posers
thinking you're blackpilled and shit
I'm just not gaypilled
*>wanting* to have sex with women
that's like, *PEAK* homo
that's fucking adorable
no it's pretty gay
no, you're adorable
no I'm pretty gay
you are like a cute kitten, roaring your little lungs at me
whatever you need to cum darling
You can't be an incel, if you don't actually want to fuck women
this
Mgtow incels
Or Incel Mgtows
Hmmm
Volcels
Chadcels
^
but do have sex
Virgin Incel Mass-Shooters vs the Chad Catholic Volcels
The Virgin Soy Thirstslave vs the Chad Volcel
<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
Virgin Nihilistic Incel Vs. Chad
Imagine *wanting* to be Steve Shives
Shives is a Femcel
BTW what's the source to that propaganda you were post? @Gservator
getting to occasionally tap an ugly woman in exchange for her carrying your balls around in her purse
Shives is a cuck, he disires someone else to have sex in his place
The Virgin Steve Shives vs the Chad ArmoredSkeptic
>literal propaganda
>Chad Armored Skeptic
<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
SMDH THE COMMUNISTS ARE AT IT AGAIN, BERTHA
>literal propaganda
@Miniature Menace Compared to Steve Shives, most definitely
Muten you're an African you are scientifically illiterate
Then again the bar IS pretty low...
>Muten you're an African
@Gservator is this true?
how African is he?
like Egyptian? Kenyan?
@Gservator Post something other than .com news articles
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck Niggerific
>not even black
Pretty sure the porn industry knows exactly how to manipulate female ejaculation.
racist
The porn industry's got their hentai tentacles everywhere @Goodwood of Dankโข
@Muten ~~homophobic~~ biphobic
Jest keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel more comfortable having her pee in your mouth.
porn industry is jewish
@Muten Antisemite
I'm Jewish
anti semitism is fake and gay
You niggers believe this jew
kek
Well quarter Jew
even worse
a wannabe jew
Irish, Italian, Jew, Mรฉtis
fake and gay
๐จ๐ฆ <:GetDownOnTheBarn:590619824640753697>
legit, though, i don't really care about female ejaculation, it just seems like the kind of thing progressives *would* lie about, so it's fun to bantz over it
Czech, German, Scandinavian of some sort, Canuck Native of some sort, Irish, British, French, Spanish
Irish, Scottish, German, Italian. since no one asked.
๐๐ป
I am the human embodiment of the Allies
it's pretty much completely inconsequential, because no one should care whether women can orgasm, since we'll just transplant their unused wombs to our trap catboi tradwives in a few years anyway, whom we can *definitely* tell have orgasms
We'll probably find a way to artificially create wombs
Stem Cell shit, I reckon
I mean why does female cum even exist?
Well we can already grow fetus' in test tubes
why isn't it just piss
Emus deserve to own Australia
but sperm goes into the vagina not the urethara
yeah, but you know what we can't synthesize yet?
Fluids help
>perpetually looks like he's seconds away from crying
>his dom "gf" (male) is probably black
@Miniature Menace
this sounds like some vaginal injection nonsense
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck Shives' lips look like a cows anus
you don't need extra fluids if you just cum directly into her womb, as you should
But the penis isn't big enough
study more hentai, tbh
Imagine having straight sex <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
Disgusting
^
@Gservator lmao
Do you know why the head of a penis is shaped like it is? To scoop out competing males sperm
Hot
that explains the barbs
That's a cat
That explains the knot
Dogs
it's shaped the way it is so that after it passes the cervical opening, it hooks against the other side to invert it to better complete fertilization
That explains the... sheath
What do horses have again
That is not true @Miniature Menace
That explains the ring
Flange
Thanks
well, it makes women squirt, so obviously, I'm doing something right
A ducks penis is corksrewed so it can navigate the females maze like vagina, females evolved this due to high levels of rape in duck populations
It also sometimes has barbs
That again, is a cat
And donโt forget itโs explosive
No ducks sometimes legit have barbs
Why the Russian version
the corkscrew thing doesn't even really sum it up with a sufficient level of detail
it basically *explodes* into that shape in an instant
duck penises are scary fucking shit
Ducks also commit homosexual necrophilia
Theyโre terrifying beasts
and it's this explosive inflation attribute that allows them to conform to a wide array of bizarre shaped cavities
```Male muscovy ducks, for example, have corkscrew-shaped penises thatย spring out from their bodyย in less than half a second and are 20cm long when erect. Other species' length varies from 1.5 to 40cm.
Some ducks also have barbs on their penises to scrub away competing sperm
```
But also relatable
>Muscovy
ah yes, Russia
Heโs not an incel
Heโs voluntarily celibate
Chad Volcel
protected by the faith of GOD
yep
unless your into goblins
oh god
What is the sister egg toothbrush thing btw
Iโm either too innocent <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> or not innocent enough
bears are basically mutant dogs
holy fuck
it looks like it has a list of names
am I the only one who saw that and thought, "that looks like someone photoshopped a dog's head on a man in grey pajamas"
<:rdonotwant:380569565257531392>
There's been another shooting in Texas, this time in Odessa
Can't wait to hear about "muh gun control" again
@SkeF not if a man with a gun stopped him
then they wont mention it
We're going to have to start reporting about places that haven't been shot up this month at this rate
nah
tbh im not even worried
theres 300 million people in this country
somebody shoots something every week or so?
wow
you get 52 people that are angry and go off the deep end in a year
I wasn't worried. Just being pithy
out of 300 million
well it's now only 299 999 700
It's like, two in a month I think, kind of a record
with all the mass shootings
sorry for bad joke
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
gee, vox
You should be ashamed Muten'. Proper dad joke, that
Well I tried
so, im gonna go with congressional research service here
because i think they have the best definition here
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