Message from @Nat
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Imagine having straight sex <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
Disgusting
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@Gservator lmao
Do you know why the head of a penis is shaped like it is? To scoop out competing males sperm
Hot
that explains the barbs
That's a cat
That explains the knot
Dogs
it's shaped the way it is so that after it passes the cervical opening, it hooks against the other side to invert it to better complete fertilization
That explains the... sheath
What do horses have again
That is not true @Miniature Menace
That explains the ring
Flange
Thanks
well, it makes women squirt, so obviously, I'm doing something right
A ducks penis is corksrewed so it can navigate the females maze like vagina, females evolved this due to high levels of rape in duck populations
That again, is a cat
And don’t forget it’s explosive
No ducks sometimes legit have barbs
Why the Russian version
the corkscrew thing doesn't even really sum it up with a sufficient level of detail
it basically *explodes* into that shape in an instant
duck penises are scary fucking shit
Ducks also commit homosexual necrophilia
They’re terrifying beasts
and it's this explosive inflation attribute that allows them to conform to a wide array of bizarre shaped cavities
```Male muscovy ducks, for example, have corkscrew-shaped penises that spring out from their body in less than half a second and are 20cm long when erect. Other species' length varies from 1.5 to 40cm.
Some ducks also have barbs on their penises to scrub away competing sperm
```
But also relatable
>Muscovy
ah yes, Russia