Message from @Engineered Eldritch Catgirl
Discord ID: 617534396701868042
```Male muscovy ducks, for example, have corkscrew-shaped penises that spring out from their body in less than half a second and are 20cm long when erect. Other species' length varies from 1.5 to 40cm.
Some ducks also have barbs on their penises to scrub away competing sperm
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But also relatable
>Muscovy
ah yes, Russia
He’s not an incel
He’s voluntarily celibate
Chad Volcel
protected by the faith of GOD
yep
unless your into goblins
What is the sister egg toothbrush thing btw
I’m either too innocent <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> or not innocent enough
bears are basically mutant dogs
holy fuck
it looks like it has a list of names
am I the only one who saw that and thought, "that looks like someone photoshopped a dog's head on a man in grey pajamas"
I am ready for the Electoral Bugaboo 2
<:rdonotwant:380569565257531392>
There's been another shooting in Texas, this time in Odessa
Can't wait to hear about "muh gun control" again
@SkeF not if a man with a gun stopped him
then they wont mention it
We're going to have to start reporting about places that haven't been shot up this month at this rate