Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 617533158522617898
the corkscrew thing doesn't even really sum it up with a sufficient level of detail
it basically *explodes* into that shape in an instant
duck penises are scary fucking shit
Ducks also commit homosexual necrophilia
They’re terrifying beasts
and it's this explosive inflation attribute that allows them to conform to a wide array of bizarre shaped cavities
```Male muscovy ducks, for example, have corkscrew-shaped penises that spring out from their body in less than half a second and are 20cm long when erect. Other species' length varies from 1.5 to 40cm.
Some ducks also have barbs on their penises to scrub away competing sperm
```
But also relatable
>Muscovy
ah yes, Russia
He’s not an incel
He’s voluntarily celibate
protected by the faith of GOD
yep
unless your into goblins
oh god
What is the sister egg toothbrush thing btw
I’m either too innocent <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> or not innocent enough
bears are basically mutant dogs
holy fuck
it looks like it has a list of names
am I the only one who saw that and thought, "that looks like someone photoshopped a dog's head on a man in grey pajamas"
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