Message from @Miniature Menace
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What do horses have again
That is not true @Miniature Menace
That explains the ring
Flange
Thanks
well, it makes women squirt, so obviously, I'm doing something right
A ducks penis is corksrewed so it can navigate the females maze like vagina, females evolved this due to high levels of rape in duck populations
It also sometimes has barbs
That again, is a cat
And don’t forget it’s explosive
No ducks sometimes legit have barbs
Why the Russian version
the corkscrew thing doesn't even really sum it up with a sufficient level of detail
it basically *explodes* into that shape in an instant
duck penises are scary fucking shit
Ducks also commit homosexual necrophilia
They’re terrifying beasts
and it's this explosive inflation attribute that allows them to conform to a wide array of bizarre shaped cavities
```Male muscovy ducks, for example, have corkscrew-shaped penises that spring out from their body in less than half a second and are 20cm long when erect. Other species' length varies from 1.5 to 40cm.
Some ducks also have barbs on their penises to scrub away competing sperm
```
But also relatable
>Muscovy
ah yes, Russia
He’s not an incel
He’s voluntarily celibate
Chad Volcel
protected by the faith of GOD
yep
unless your into goblins
