Message from @Gservator

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2019-09-01 01:18:00 UTC  

I mean why does female cum even exist?

2019-09-01 01:18:01 UTC  

Well we can already grow fetus' in test tubes

2019-09-01 01:18:16 UTC  

why isn't it just piss

2019-09-01 01:18:17 UTC  

@Muten to allow for sperm to reach the eggs quicker

2019-09-01 01:18:35 UTC  

Emus deserve to own Australia

2019-09-01 01:18:38 UTC  

but sperm goes into the vagina not the urethara

2019-09-01 01:18:49 UTC  

yeah, but you know what we can't synthesize yet?

2019-09-01 01:19:08 UTC  

@Muten and female ejaculate re-enters the vagina on the penis

2019-09-01 01:19:24 UTC  

Fluids help

2019-09-01 01:19:40 UTC  

>perpetually looks like he's seconds away from crying
>his dom "gf" (male) is probably black
@Miniature Menace

2019-09-01 01:19:49 UTC  

this sounds like some vaginal injection nonsense

2019-09-01 01:20:06 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck Shives' lips look like a cows anus

2019-09-01 01:20:10 UTC  

you don't need extra fluids if you just cum directly into her womb, as you should

2019-09-01 01:20:25 UTC  

But the penis isn't big enough

2019-09-01 01:20:29 UTC  

study more hentai, tbh

2019-09-01 01:20:31 UTC  

Imagine having straight sex <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-09-01 01:20:36 UTC  

Disgusting

2019-09-01 01:20:37 UTC  

^

2019-09-01 01:20:53 UTC  
2019-09-01 01:20:59 UTC  

Do you know why the head of a penis is shaped like it is? To scoop out competing males sperm

2019-09-01 01:21:07 UTC  

Hot

2019-09-01 01:21:20 UTC  

that explains the barbs

2019-09-01 01:21:29 UTC  

That's a cat

2019-09-01 01:21:40 UTC  

That explains the knot

2019-09-01 01:21:46 UTC  

Dogs

2019-09-01 01:21:47 UTC  

it's shaped the way it is so that after it passes the cervical opening, it hooks against the other side to invert it to better complete fertilization

2019-09-01 01:21:56 UTC  

That explains the... sheath

2019-09-01 01:22:03 UTC  

What do horses have again

2019-09-01 01:22:09 UTC  

That is not true @Miniature Menace

2019-09-01 01:22:12 UTC  

That explains the ring

2019-09-01 01:22:17 UTC  

Flange

2019-09-01 01:22:19 UTC  
2019-09-01 01:22:26 UTC  

Thanks

2019-09-01 01:22:39 UTC  

well, it makes women squirt, so obviously, I'm doing something right

2019-09-01 01:23:38 UTC  

A ducks penis is corksrewed so it can navigate the females maze like vagina, females evolved this due to high levels of rape in duck populations

2019-09-01 01:24:04 UTC  

It also sometimes has barbs

2019-09-01 01:24:13 UTC  

That again, is a cat

2019-09-01 01:24:14 UTC  

And don’t forget it’s explosive

2019-09-01 01:24:28 UTC  

No ducks sometimes legit have barbs