Johnjust fall the Fuckasleep in his truck

Someone just walked out of their car and went to the bushes

This is bad

go out and rob them

Also I don't like sleeping in cars

mathew has the mathew role

You've done this enough to have an opinion on it? @johnfrum

Fugg <:benis:239668961011040257> <:benis:239668961011040257> <:benis:239668961011040257> @NiceBear

Help people?

Yes

I am actually a very helpful person and positive in my day to day life.

i believe you

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@johnfrum peace be upon you

@johnfrum sleeping in cars. You've done this enough to have an opinion on it?

does a caravan count as a car

😂 👌

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Yes?

What an odd question, if you wanted to banter about me being a drunken hobo you could have done it less obliquely

Homo*

Are you drunk right now? Break down the joke you were trying to make

Wait

When did YouTube get rid of annotations

FUCK

@dee what answer are you expecting?

its free

I don't drink, John

I'm as pure as freshly driven snow @johnfrum

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youtube got ridof annotations fucking 2 years ago john

wtf

John is a mOdern day Rip Van Winkle

No they didint

i read about youtube killing annotations fucking ages ago john

They killed adding new ones, but you can still see old ones. I think.

@JHWH no other comments or tweaks for x60? I'm moving into it to get back my arch

**I TUCK YOU IN AFTER YOU HAVE CUM**

@dee i dont really get what you re trying to say. But its not worth the autism, if you dont have libreboot

i do

be prepared not to have access to your usual software

e.g. no palemoon in repositories

I've used devuan for like a week

coming from arch

tell him to try not being bad

git.gud

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<:turt:443131018950606878>

<:you:265281777168416768> <:turt:443131018950606878>

me <:radturt:499289662641143808>

bigge turt

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/297784886134177792/518230606086275080/shlfpp.webm

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https://i.imgur.com/btMoAVx.jpg

i literally just blue screened

>out of traffic
>coworker has revealed he may be a furry
I need to just not help anyone anymore.

@johnfrum how do you "reveal that you may be a furry"

"So...do you like yiffing?"

waht

wat

what the Fuck

john just get out of teh car and just walk to where its not fukcing busy and call an uber

>traffic cop redirecting cars over a 4 car pile up
>'man, girls in uniform are cute'
>like that movie about the animals in a city
>haha
>not like I watched it on purpose
>I just saw it on Netflix
>that rabbit was cute in uniform tho

what?

I think he might waifu that rabbit from zootopia

what The Fuck

<:monkS:435468325384880130>

I have thought about bailing out

But we're moving too fast now

Okay but Judy Hopps WAS cute. Just not fuckable.

Matt

No

Plz

I knew you were a furry ever since you shilled that monstergirl game

I think dogs are cute. That's not the same thing as wanting to fuck them. Is this so hard to understand?

I dunno, you are making a convincing argument

Like a furry who is better at lying would

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what monstergirlgame

also matts right

What monster girl game?

dogs ARE cute

they love you forever

I'm a Honey Select kind of guy.

my dog gets jealous if you start petting the other dog so he runs up and gets pets too

Okay but comparing traits you find attractive in humans to an animal cartoon character is edging in on furry

"Attractive" is not the same as "cute", John.

When you say a child is cute, are you evaluating them as a sexual partner? <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

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Holyshit john wants to touch kids?

That's what it's starting to look like.

"But at least I'm not a furry!"

Where do you live that children redirect traffic, matt

yo real talk if cute children where holding up the "stop/Slow" signs

id totally drive slower and wave more at construction

They'd still get shit thrown at them by assholes for just doing thier job

Why do you want to hurt children, pawp

>john is projecting

This is what deflection looks like

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iv never oncethrown anything at a construction worker

I've seen it happen so there is that chance.

If I imprisoned by a deranged furfag I will blame you all.

<:monkS:435468325384880130>

we told you to escape

fucking coward

I'm going 70 on a highway and he made that comment as we were moving faster

Like he knew

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Or because he saw a female traffic officer and the thought popped into his head it's okay to talk about furry stuff.

do what matt would do

Exchange furry porn?

He probably has like a terrabyte of it just for the sake of it because he's an addict

Besides, he can't even tell an autistic vegetarian to fuck off.

Shit

what

What if he thinks we're friends and starts sharing furry stuff

I need to work with him

fucing stab him

>varg.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_v_g0iIXTI

FUCKING CHINKS

i just spent $30

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my mechanic better appreciate me buying him this christmas gift

Wew, that was close.

im not wrong

One day porco will get this dastardly Matt yet

ialso saw that message john

I don't care

>being cucked by your lawyer army brother

no wonder your a drunk

It was off topic so it got shoa'd

If the mods saw that, I'd have to get Fucked with an entire leg to feel anything

How is that cucked?

He is the one bearing the brunt of the family name so no stress on me.

Mediocre John strikes again!

>"haha im just a drunk no one cares what i do"

I'm not a drunk tho

:shiggy:

idk matt says otherwise

Matt says many things he doesn't mean. It's why he tries to cover it up with increasingly boisterous shitposting.

Don't try to out- character assassinate me. You won't win.

poorjohn

is johns old man friend stil getting the coldshoulder

You did ingrain the idea of me drinking excessively onto everyone here.

@Pawp haven't been to the liquor store in a while

hes dead john

Probably retired, gets passive income from the shop now

Deleting your cuteposting doesn't work when my phone connection's latency is so high, John.

he just wanted a frend

and you abandoned him

that actually makes me miserable

I'll talk to the pajeet at the counter and ask about him, you really need to not make such a story about a bored guy at a shop so much, it borders on libelous to the man.

what's libelious mean

he clearly wanted to just be your friend and y ou spunred his advancees

like

you didnt even tell him no

@Joldberg lying in the written word

you just cucked him by being weak

It's slanderous to say something untrue and damaging in person, it's libelous to publish it

I'll send him a card, damn.

>he was successfully guilt tripped

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I am extremely easy to guilt trip, it's why I avoid people or try to preemptively guilt trip them.

You guilt people with your very existence, John

I imagine you have basset hound eyes.

jesus

Just a thousand yard stare in deep, darkened sockets.

poor john

Pawp, you're used to sending not to personal but still somewhat intimate cards to business owners

How do I write 'Thanks for the booze and shit' without writing that.

john wtf

have you never struck up a perosnalconversation with this man

how do you not atleast ACT like a normal person

He dumped on me, m8. No reason to dump in turn

just be his friend

Burdens like that don't get lighter the more people carry it.

fuckn drunk hitler

Also I'm pretty sure he's fucking whores in some tropical climate now, I need to not indicate I think there is a non zero chance he's dead.

wow.

It what I would do if I was retired, move somewhere tropical. Not the whores thing.

Asexual John Strikes again!

damn

also >chinks "We might not get it by christmas"

You knew this would happen.

Fine just do a good job

i know

but

i still askfor a good job

Also if you think I'm am alcy why are you demanding I go into a liquor store

were not

we want you to maintain a good relationship

wth the one person who fucking cares about you

also

"Hello,

We will try our best to ship it out asap.

Thank you."

thanks chinks

I have plenty of good relationships, I still feel fondness for this man that kidnapped me and forced me to hear about his perversions under the false premise there would be boxes to move.

>stockholm syndrom

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More like CockHold syndrome

wtf

@Tervy what do I have to do to get my <#189811441174446080> privileges reinstated

Oh yeah good point

Haven't had those privs for months

@Matthew I'd suggest not posting Garfield inflation or whatever that gay shit you were posting

😦

The xmas porn has started coming out again.

Every fucking year they do this.

@why am I 𝓐𝓛𝓘𝓥𝓔 we need a NSFW humor channel 😡

@Matthew the problem with that is when you're becoming highly specialised in a server that doesn't require that amount of specialisation

@why am I 𝓐𝓛𝓘𝓥𝓔 you're right, the real solution is for mods to stop being such hardasses about what gets posted in <#189811441174446080>

I'm glad we agreed

wait matt got banned form the porn channel?

It's a sad day for Princess Peach enthusiasts everywhere <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

matt

watch rainbow brite

...Isn't that just the Non-furry version of the carebears?

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Fuck you too matt

Is that a yes or a no?

its an "i have noidea i watched it as a child" response

also this vape juice im trying os cherry cola lime and it smels and tastes really good

I remember watching Centurions as a kid

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Pawp

please don't vape

i only vape cuz i need niccotine to not fall asleep at work

i litearly

slept 5 of the 8 hours i should haeve been working last night

Nicotine has energetic qualities?

vape naysh yall

nicotine prevents me from falling asleep yes

do cocaine for a more effective wake me up solution

id lose my job

These Bratwurst burgers are good.

Yes I said BurgerS

what job?

mmmm fresh bratwurst

they do drug tests?

they drug test me yes.

what kinda of a freedom hating employer gives a shit if his workers do drugs off the job

Employers who have employees that do important things

like keeping a building safe

i litearlly guard hundreds of thousands of dollars in product

I said off the job fatthew