is johns old man friend stil getting the coldshoulder

You did ingrain the idea of me drinking excessively onto everyone here.

@Pawp haven't been to the liquor store in a while

hes dead john

Probably retired, gets passive income from the shop now

Deleting your cuteposting doesn't work when my phone connection's latency is so high, John.

he just wanted a frend

and you abandoned him

that actually makes me miserable

I'll talk to the pajeet at the counter and ask about him, you really need to not make such a story about a bored guy at a shop so much, it borders on libelous to the man.

what's libelious mean

he clearly wanted to just be your friend and y ou spunred his advancees

like

you didnt even tell him no

@Joldberg lying in the written word

you just cucked him by being weak

It's slanderous to say something untrue and damaging in person, it's libelous to publish it

I'll send him a card, damn.

>he was successfully guilt tripped

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I am extremely easy to guilt trip, it's why I avoid people or try to preemptively guilt trip them.

You guilt people with your very existence, John

I imagine you have basset hound eyes.

jesus

Just a thousand yard stare in deep, darkened sockets.

poor john

Pawp, you're used to sending not to personal but still somewhat intimate cards to business owners

How do I write 'Thanks for the booze and shit' without writing that.

john wtf

have you never struck up a perosnalconversation with this man

how do you not atleast ACT like a normal person

He dumped on me, m8. No reason to dump in turn

just be his friend

Burdens like that don't get lighter the more people carry it.

fuckn drunk hitler

Also I'm pretty sure he's fucking whores in some tropical climate now, I need to not indicate I think there is a non zero chance he's dead.

wow.

It what I would do if I was retired, move somewhere tropical. Not the whores thing.

Asexual John Strikes again!

damn

also >chinks "We might not get it by christmas"