"So...do you like yiffing?"

waht

wat

what the Fuck

john just get out of teh car and just walk to where its not fukcing busy and call an uber

>traffic cop redirecting cars over a 4 car pile up
>'man, girls in uniform are cute'
>like that movie about the animals in a city
>haha
>not like I watched it on purpose
>I just saw it on Netflix
>that rabbit was cute in uniform tho

what?

I think he might waifu that rabbit from zootopia

what The Fuck

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I have thought about bailing out

But we're moving too fast now

Okay but Judy Hopps WAS cute. Just not fuckable.

Matt

No

Plz

I knew you were a furry ever since you shilled that monstergirl game

I think dogs are cute. That's not the same thing as wanting to fuck them. Is this so hard to understand?

I dunno, you are making a convincing argument

Like a furry who is better at lying would

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what monstergirlgame

also matts right

What monster girl game?

dogs ARE cute

they love you forever

I'm a Honey Select kind of guy.

my dog gets jealous if you start petting the other dog so he runs up and gets pets too

Okay but comparing traits you find attractive in humans to an animal cartoon character is edging in on furry

"Attractive" is not the same as "cute", John.

When you say a child is cute, are you evaluating them as a sexual partner? <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

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Holyshit john wants to touch kids?

That's what it's starting to look like.

"But at least I'm not a furry!"

Where do you live that children redirect traffic, matt

yo real talk if cute children where holding up the "stop/Slow" signs

id totally drive slower and wave more at construction

They'd still get shit thrown at them by assholes for just doing thier job

Why do you want to hurt children, pawp

>john is projecting