Message from @Pawp
Discord ID: 518252703499943946
my mechanic better appreciate me buying him this christmas gift
Wew, that was close.
im not wrong
One day porco will get this dastardly Matt yet
ialso saw that message john
I don't care
>being cucked by your lawyer army brother
no wonder your a drunk
It was off topic so it got shoa'd
If the mods saw that, I'd have to get Fucked with an entire leg to feel anything
How is that cucked?
He is the one bearing the brunt of the family name so no stress on me.
Mediocre John strikes again!
>"haha im just a drunk no one cares what i do"
I'm not a drunk tho
:shiggy:
idk matt says otherwise
Matt says many things he doesn't mean. It's why he tries to cover it up with increasingly boisterous shitposting.
Don't try to out- character assassinate me. You won't win.
poorjohn
You did ingrain the idea of me drinking excessively onto everyone here.
hes dead john
Probably retired, gets passive income from the shop now
Deleting your cuteposting doesn't work when my phone connection's latency is so high, John.
he just wanted a frend
and you abandoned him
that actually makes me miserable
I'll talk to the pajeet at the counter and ask about him, you really need to not make such a story about a bored guy at a shop so much, it borders on libelous to the man.
what's libelious mean
he clearly wanted to just be your friend and y ou spunred his advancees
like
you didnt even tell him no
you just cucked him by being weak
It's slanderous to say something untrue and damaging in person, it's libelous to publish it
I'll send him a card, damn.
>he was successfully guilt tripped
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
I am extremely easy to guilt trip, it's why I avoid people or try to preemptively guilt trip them.