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Pawp

please don't vape

i only vape cuz i need niccotine to not fall asleep at work

i litearly

slept 5 of the 8 hours i should haeve been working last night

Nicotine has energetic qualities?

vape naysh yall

nicotine prevents me from falling asleep yes

do cocaine for a more effective wake me up solution

id lose my job

These Bratwurst burgers are good.

Yes I said BurgerS

what job?

mmmm fresh bratwurst

they do drug tests?

they drug test me yes.

what kinda of a freedom hating employer gives a shit if his workers do drugs off the job

Employers who have employees that do important things

like keeping a building safe

i litearlly guard hundreds of thousands of dollars in product

I said off the job fatthew

being not high as a kite is important af

see htats the thing

Because drugs don't have lasting effects, right?

i cant prove i was ONLY high off hours

Fuckin' dipshit

if i could prove i was ONLY high off hours

cocaine will make you super strong

id have a case

bu

as far as the drugs are concered

i was high and it shows in the X hours/days

hire a lawyer and sue them for infringing on your right of life, liberty and happiness

why would i do that

when i can just

washington mandated that everyone has the right to life, liberty and the fursuit of happiness

not get hihg like a fucking druggie

This is advanced idiocy.

Even if it's ironic, it's idiotic

>he thinks nicotine is not a drug