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I am extremely easy to guilt trip, it's why I avoid people or try to preemptively guilt trip them.

You guilt people with your very existence, John

I imagine you have basset hound eyes.

jesus

Just a thousand yard stare in deep, darkened sockets.

poor john

Pawp, you're used to sending not to personal but still somewhat intimate cards to business owners

How do I write 'Thanks for the booze and shit' without writing that.

john wtf

have you never struck up a perosnalconversation with this man

how do you not atleast ACT like a normal person

He dumped on me, m8. No reason to dump in turn

just be his friend

Burdens like that don't get lighter the more people carry it.

fuckn drunk hitler

Also I'm pretty sure he's fucking whores in some tropical climate now, I need to not indicate I think there is a non zero chance he's dead.

wow.

It what I would do if I was retired, move somewhere tropical. Not the whores thing.

Asexual John Strikes again!

damn

also >chinks "We might not get it by christmas"

You knew this would happen.

Fine just do a good job

i know

but

i still askfor a good job

Also if you think I'm am alcy why are you demanding I go into a liquor store

were not

we want you to maintain a good relationship

wth the one person who fucking cares about you

also

"Hello,

We will try our best to ship it out asap.

Thank you."

thanks chinks

I have plenty of good relationships, I still feel fondness for this man that kidnapped me and forced me to hear about his perversions under the false premise there would be boxes to move.

>stockholm syndrom

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More like CockHold syndrome

wtf

@Tervy what do I have to do to get my <#189811441174446080> privileges reinstated

Oh yeah good point