yes she says that's the most similar cabbage to what she can get in Taiwan

@aebkop like cheap ham

gotta import mine to tell me how to make that shit

spitzkohl is just not so "leafy"

cabbage is life

Umeboshi is life. Expensive where I am though, 7 dollars for a small container, when the actual Ume is for sale it's something crazy like 20 bucks for a pound and a half.

Well that was easy. Was able to find a plan that costs $1.60 more a month, but is better across the board.

weeb

WHat's all this foreign sounding ass food? Haven't yall heard of burgers

it's Euro hours

Real nigga hours^

also you grow tired of burgers

no that would be the US hours

^

Nigga I'm a food god

Best food is chicken flavoured instant ramen fight me

Of all the jap food I've had that is the best one, sour and salty with rice.

Am thinking of getting a japanese plum tree for a steady supply

Burger King's Farmhouse King burger (tm) is pretty good

did you ever have chinese dry plums?

Not a fan

steady supply >plum tree

2 plums a year

https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%A9%B1%E6%A2%85

Less if you having FUCKING SQUIRRELS

For the first couple years yeah

FUCK THEM DEAD

KILL THEM ALL

kill the squirrel and make baked squirrel with plum sauce

God, that sounds good

awww shiet.. squirrel scewers and plumsauce with some hot relish

on open fire

goddamit

https://youtu.be/IiF9Dnmd9O4

http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir.html

>be 6 y/o
>grandpa cleaning his rifle
>be a few hundred meters away
>hear loud shot
>think my grandpa accidentally an hero
>run to grandpa
>he has a dead headless squirrel in his hand
>tells me not to look
>he puts the squirrel into a plastic bag
>get into the car
>go home to grandma
>get into my room
>hear my grandma complaining in the kitchen: "I am NOT going to cook that! It's basically a rat with a fluffy tail. I WILL NOT cook that"

best fucking meats

@porco Kel, they pretty much are if you live in a place with even a small amount of people

Why would they bother gathering nuts if they can raid someone's garbage?

worms only add to the taste

yeah my hometown in Italy has roughly 130 people, 90% farmers

i knew something was wrong with you

but you are an italian

that explains

:D

half

upper or lower part ... choose carefully

it is clear you will be able to meme regardless of my answer

but you could have had better memes if you asked me first what the other half is

your arms say south

(nah to be honest i dont know how i would have continued that anymore)

its polish i know it in my heart

yes my Italian part is from Sicily

Your grandma probably could have cooked that squirrel if it was a small farming town. Lots of bones though.

he cooked it himself, my grandpa always killed random stuff to eat it, but that was normal, especially back then

people didn't have much

once he baked a hedgehog

rats are cute though

pls no eat

i wonder how hedgehogs taste

Probably like groundhog

I didn't try it

So like stringy chicken

Rats are fantastic pets, its' a shame they only live for like, a year. They're too smart to have such a short lifespan

he baked it and then added tomato sauce

I accidentally had dog once

was actually tasty

apparently as i kind of expected

they are just sacks of fat

/g/

due no real muscle usages nor nothing to form muscle tissue

better than moles i bet

@Windatica

sacks of FAT

did you say sack of fat?

semen is not fat

You took my joke

but your stash away

also apparently foxes taste quite like chicken

no fat really

and very good muscle tissues

Everything tastes like chicken

It's just generic protein

yeah

>be in China
>be with brother of gf
>go to street market
>speak only basic Chinese
>some guy sells dry meat
>ask seller what it is
>dry meat
>too stupid to ask "what animal"
>ask gf"s brother
>he says dry meat
>looks/smells tasty
>eat it
>tasty af, spiced, very soft, slight szechuan pepper / cinnaon taste
>assume it's pork because of the smell
>go home
>gf"s brother: "haha I talked him into eating dog"

but less unami factors than other meats

thus "chicken"

@porco nuuuuu

oh noeee i ate doggy noooo :CCCC

Already dead but still

would eat again, it was very good

that doggo would be alive if you didn't eat it

Nah, chinks raise them terrible

theyre cattle

better to eat them

you would not probly touch stat tick riddent streetdog

ik ik

koreans are same

until it was boiled alive.mp4

I'm with Greenpeace on the topic of chink cattle dogs, just put them down.

and eat

>be in Japan
>go to sushi restaurant in remote area with excellent ratings on a Japanese speaking website
>expensive af but everything looks super nice
>even has own closed rooms for each guests
>sit at table
>order sashimi mix plate
>they bring a whole fish, boned, head still there
>take a piece of the sliced fish filed
>eat it
>very tasty
>look at fish head
>mouth opens and closes periodically
>the fish is still alive

Think Korea is starting to stop with the dogs, not because of any moral reason, just it looks bad for the tourists

>mfw

korea can stop it

in Seoul

and maybe Busan

the rest will be as uncivilized as before

Fish aren't on the same level but that is still unnerving

Asians are just weird

isnt fish brain a delicacy

somewhere

stop with the dogs ... some people travel just for those tastes

idk I like the eyes

to get the taste of midleages

every time I eat a trout, I eat the eyes first

not only to disgust whoever is eating with me

but because they are legit tasty

Kek, I do the same. Doesn't taste like much to me though, just feel wasteful not to eat it

i mostly eat my fish smoked

and they dont have eyes now that i think about it

steamed fish master race

maybe they get popped whike smoking idk

ah you mean you buy pre-smoked fish?

no i dont

yes they usually poke a hole through the head where the eyes are

i live out in the middle of nowhere

not eating >blazed fish< everytime

Can't do that often, oil coats fucking everything

fresh smoked fish is godly

Herring?

dont know the english name of the species

as for herring i dont really like it that much

fried river lampreys ?

oh god yes

post name in whatever backwards language you feel like

uma delicia supa macaca

now i miss lampreys

You ate them all, you monster

@fuckthapolice how do you smoke the fish?

i dont do it myself

i know a guy

hes like a hunter forest keeper kinda guy

Is the fish fatty or lean?

both really

that depends on the kind of fish

you prefer hot or cold smoke ?

hot smoke is patrician

whats the name of that long snakey fish

eel

i have some eel leftover

make pizza

its like 10pm

tomorrow you goofus

and o7 from me

its sleapy tiem

i usually go schleep at 11pm

im prolly gonna watch something

THIS NIGGA SCHLEEPN'

real shit?

i schleep

gb codes?

IM WOKE

10 is perfect for pizza tho.

itd be ready at 11

and thats real nigga hours

i cant be awake by then

nice birb

Every fucking time I launch The Sims 3, my computer literally screams with coil whine

it's just that game

fucking why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg

WHAT kind of bird is that

scrembirb

@Goz3rr

succ

when are you buying RGB flashlights :^)

when you kys

deal

deal

@Goz3rr does a headlamp that can shine bright red light count

does it do more than red

white and red

like green and blue

it has a green charging indicator 🤔

@Goz3rr when are you buying RG flashlights <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

get it

there's no blue

<:benis:239668961011040257>

pos birb

@cjharmer73 I make better decisions drunk.

including /csg/ i have woken up after shipping a bunch of sex toys with my name on them toa friends house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G37slI863NI

skipped to halfway through the song and took me 20 seconds to figure out he was attempting to speak english]

Is this what passes for humor these days

HA HA HE'S TALKING ABOUT RICE

This was like 20 years ago

then he should've died 19 years ago

R00d frog with bad atit00d

>fucking oatboy drops an hour and a half of content at midnight
https://youtu.be/Jhh4wIS6zMI
I'm reeeing pretty hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78FgFp1Gi9I

but tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZxEBBYg6kU

the state of America

do SJWs accept if I mix up pronoun genders for my own preference?

If I tell them that I want to go by She, him, theirs

will they accept it?

yes

of course they would

you can identify as a context-dependent gender

`public Gender getGender(Context ctx) {`

java ugh

it could be C#, too

can i have them call me dad

`Pronouns: Daddy, Daddy, Daddys`

https://youtu.be/5z482NBBuhc

Waluigi bird

Cockatoos are insane

That's to be expected with a name like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbznA3erYeo helis above my house

fuck i dont know heli models

youre doxxing yourself dumbo

yeah dude

i can take a screenshot of your video and your gps location will be in exif

cross refernce that with flight patterns and the frogs croaking

i will drive around the europe honking and fuckthapolice will rewatch the video until he hears me honk

and then we light your home on fire using a chink drone

it will be a trap

a drone will fall from the sky

you will want to recharge the battery

its a mi-8 @spaqin

nice

close to kalinigrad?

i think you mean

northern poland

prussia

@Julian Nice. As I was walking home there was another airborne vehicle in the skies above!

Some Spitfire looking propeller plane, putting on a mini air show. It was neat.

Bit of a treat. 👍

Based on the barking of that dog, I know where you live now.

i feel sorry for brainlets who cant pinpoint exact locations by wood grain

I pity the fool

Like people really care about location in communities what are not fan-based circlejerks

As" nigeria C/O -persons name- "

Is enough to get packet to right adress

If its listed in local post office

Sure usa needs things like -state-