Message from @Tervy
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2 plums a year
Less if you having FUCKING SQUIRRELS
For the first couple years yeah
FUCK THEM DEAD
KILL THEM ALL
kill the squirrel and make baked squirrel with plum sauce
God, that sounds good
awww shiet.. squirrel scewers and plumsauce with some hot relish
on open fire
goddamit
>be 6 y/o
>grandpa cleaning his rifle
>be a few hundred meters away
>hear loud shot
>think my grandpa accidentally an hero
>run to grandpa
>he has a dead headless squirrel in his hand
>tells me not to look
>he puts the squirrel into a plastic bag
>get into the car
>go home to grandma
>get into my room
>hear my grandma complaining in the kitchen: "I am NOT going to cook that! It's basically a rat with a fluffy tail. I WILL NOT cook that"
best fucking meats
@porco Kel, they pretty much are if you live in a place with even a small amount of people
Why would they bother gathering nuts if they can raid someone's garbage?
worms only add to the taste
yeah my hometown in Italy has roughly 130 people, 90% farmers
i knew something was wrong with you
that explains
:D
half
upper or lower part ... choose carefully
it is clear you will be able to meme regardless of my answer
but you could have had better memes if you asked me first what the other half is
your arms say south
(nah to be honest i dont know how i would have continued that anymore)
its polish i know it in my heart
yes my Italian part is from Sicily
Your grandma probably could have cooked that squirrel if it was a small farming town. Lots of bones though.
he cooked it himself, my grandpa always killed random stuff to eat it, but that was normal, especially back then
people didn't have much
once he baked a hedgehog
rats are cute though
pls no eat
i wonder how hedgehogs taste
Probably like groundhog
I didn't try it
So like stringy chicken