Message from @porco

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2017-11-20 20:22:03 UTC  

:D

2017-11-20 20:22:04 UTC  

half

2017-11-20 20:22:20 UTC  

upper or lower part ... choose carefully

2017-11-20 20:22:50 UTC  

it is clear you will be able to meme regardless of my answer

2017-11-20 20:22:59 UTC  

but you could have had better memes if you asked me first what the other half is

2017-11-20 20:23:01 UTC  

your arms say south

2017-11-20 20:23:07 UTC  

(nah to be honest i dont know how i would have continued that anymore)

2017-11-20 20:23:19 UTC  

its polish i know it in my heart

2017-11-20 20:23:23 UTC  

yes my Italian part is from Sicily

2017-11-20 20:25:06 UTC  

Your grandma probably could have cooked that squirrel if it was a small farming town. Lots of bones though.

2017-11-20 20:26:22 UTC  

he cooked it himself, my grandpa always killed random stuff to eat it, but that was normal, especially back then

2017-11-20 20:26:25 UTC  

people didn't have much

2017-11-20 20:26:38 UTC  

once he baked a hedgehog

2017-11-20 20:26:44 UTC  

rats are cute though

2017-11-20 20:26:45 UTC  

pls no eat

2017-11-20 20:27:58 UTC  

i wonder how hedgehogs taste

2017-11-20 20:28:07 UTC  

Probably like groundhog

2017-11-20 20:28:11 UTC  

I didn't try it

2017-11-20 20:28:14 UTC  

So like stringy chicken

2017-11-20 20:28:16 UTC  

Rats are fantastic pets, its' a shame they only live for like, a year. They're too smart to have such a short lifespan

2017-11-20 20:28:17 UTC  

he baked it and then added tomato sauce

2017-11-20 20:28:32 UTC  

I accidentally had dog once

2017-11-20 20:28:36 UTC  

was actually tasty

2017-11-20 20:28:46 UTC  

apparently as i kind of expected

2017-11-20 20:28:50 UTC  

they are just sacks of fat

2017-11-20 20:29:05 UTC  

/g/

2017-11-20 20:29:14 UTC  

due no real muscle usages nor nothing to form muscle tissue

2017-11-20 20:29:21 UTC  

better than moles i bet

2017-11-20 20:29:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/382266296450154526/Screenshot_20171120-152922.jpg

2017-11-20 20:30:03 UTC  

sacks of FAT

2017-11-20 20:30:27 UTC  

did you say sack of fat?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/382266465752973313/cumbag.jpg

2017-11-20 20:30:39 UTC  

semen is not fat

2017-11-20 20:30:40 UTC  

You took my joke

2017-11-20 20:30:42 UTC  

but your stash away

2017-11-20 20:30:53 UTC  

also apparently foxes taste quite like chicken

2017-11-20 20:30:56 UTC  

no fat really

2017-11-20 20:31:02 UTC  

and very good muscle tissues

2017-11-20 20:31:07 UTC  

Everything tastes like chicken

2017-11-20 20:31:16 UTC  

It's just generic protein

2017-11-20 20:31:32 UTC  

yeah

2017-11-20 20:31:38 UTC  

>be in China
>be with brother of gf
>go to street market
>speak only basic Chinese
>some guy sells dry meat
>ask seller what it is
>dry meat
>too stupid to ask "what animal"
>ask gf"s brother
>he says dry meat
>looks/smells tasty
>eat it
>tasty af, spiced, very soft, slight szechuan pepper / cinnaon taste
>assume it's pork because of the smell
>go home
>gf"s brother: "haha I talked him into eating dog"