did you ever have chinese dry plums?

Not a fan

steady supply >plum tree

2 plums a year

https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%A9%B1%E6%A2%85

Less if you having FUCKING SQUIRRELS

For the first couple years yeah

FUCK THEM DEAD

KILL THEM ALL

kill the squirrel and make baked squirrel with plum sauce

God, that sounds good

awww shiet.. squirrel scewers and plumsauce with some hot relish

on open fire

goddamit

https://youtu.be/IiF9Dnmd9O4

http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir.html

>be 6 y/o
>grandpa cleaning his rifle
>be a few hundred meters away
>hear loud shot
>think my grandpa accidentally an hero
>run to grandpa
>he has a dead headless squirrel in his hand
>tells me not to look
>he puts the squirrel into a plastic bag
>get into the car
>go home to grandma
>get into my room
>hear my grandma complaining in the kitchen: "I am NOT going to cook that! It's basically a rat with a fluffy tail. I WILL NOT cook that"

best fucking meats

@porco Kel, they pretty much are if you live in a place with even a small amount of people

Why would they bother gathering nuts if they can raid someone's garbage?

worms only add to the taste

yeah my hometown in Italy has roughly 130 people, 90% farmers

i knew something was wrong with you

but you are an italian

that explains

:D

half

upper or lower part ... choose carefully

it is clear you will be able to meme regardless of my answer

but you could have had better memes if you asked me first what the other half is

your arms say south

(nah to be honest i dont know how i would have continued that anymore)

its polish i know it in my heart

yes my Italian part is from Sicily

Your grandma probably could have cooked that squirrel if it was a small farming town. Lots of bones though.

he cooked it himself, my grandpa always killed random stuff to eat it, but that was normal, especially back then

people didn't have much

once he baked a hedgehog

rats are cute though

pls no eat

i wonder how hedgehogs taste