I don't support communism

wew

dude what do you need money for if you can have virtually everything you want from a fucking replicator?

missed the point commy

what's the point besides a bait?

iirc lorewise replicators could have made money too

the point was that you like gibs world instead of free market world

but they had DRM

.-D

like from bodyparts too

they had other ways for replicating body parts

that too yeah

in TNG they replicate worf's spine when he gets crippled

what was weird considering they would have live food from replicator

also picard has a synthetic heart

i wonder how peter thiel feels about chink shit

then there is the fact that they could suffocate in closed of sections with replicator

what could just replicate air

...

Star Trek lore was never too consistent

Loves it, chink blood keeps him young

let's just face it

tfw he will live for another 200 years

great show but lore-holes every second episode

and ungodly plotarmor

definitely

tho speaking of Trek .. suicidal EMR/Medical officers

"dont mind this alien/firefight/nuke going off in background i just heal you here and now"

that was mostly in TOS

Also how they just didn't give a fuck about deaths in away teams at all

red shirts = meat to the grinder anyway

their only function was to act as replenish on station meatshields

yes but in the later series they didn't die that often anymore

it was mostly the original one with Kirk

where you would just have >5 average dead red shirts per episode

al tho later in series it was more of puzzles and sun sized space whales

and bork

Bork is love

oh and Q

Q was nice

I wish we would evolve into something like that

Q was cool

But picturing the Bork as the bad guys wasn't cool

well it was meant to be propaganda against Soviet and german mindset

so ....

ive never seen star trek, but ive read it follows civic nationalism and communism, is this true

large mechanical cube ...

under their rule, the universe would be unified. No more war, no pain, no betrayal

no free mind

Perfect life dedicated to technological progress

no privacy

thoo~we are headin there quite fast anyway

you don't need privacy if you don't are to be considered a single entity anymore

if you are part of a collective entity, what privacy do you need?

thats the points "freedom" is not in "collective"

the Bork don't even refer to themselves as "I " before being brainwashed by the federation

tfw slowly losing irl freedom

but well .. at least they got their own videogame

really?

yeah

win95

http://www.old-games.com/download/6029/star-trek-borg

first result under bork video game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86I8yu3_kA

as star trek fans, what have your interaction with female star trek fans at star trek conventions which is considered mecca for true fans

my girlfriend is a star trek fan, too. I don't interact with other females on such meetups. 😦

dont visit them period

they gather only creeps and know-it-alls

it's not that bad here at least

where are you from? US?

Fin but have visited some different cons around europoor

I never had those stereotypical lore fights on a star trek con

>going to nerdcons to meet fellow nerds

i visited quite many different cons from anime to eve-online

on some i was just buttler/dressmaker

on some i loved and met friends (Eve)

and sadly some were just business stuff

@Tervy are you going to see the new tuntematon sotilas?

HA-no

not even gonna download it

didnt like 2 first iterations of said event

dont like the third one (saw the script)

hmmph

my friend said its pretty good

its pretty lies what it is... no battlefield drama/betrayal due hope of survival/rapes/etc

sure it would give people wrong view if we admitted that we raped russians .. and our own

men and women.. child did not matter

tho so did russian side

and germans

but i heard this movie covers that pretty good

from the script not so

>be 17 years old
>be in Germany alone
>be on gamescon
>cute girl dressed as female paladin
>be dressed as warrior
>approach her
>"I could need some lay on hands here"
>she actually laughs
>wtf
>start talking to her
>spend all day together
>get flirty
>at some point she says "I have a dick btw"
>assume she is memeing
>say "even better"
>evening
>get a bit drunk
>go to her hotel room
>start making out
>undress
>she actually has a dick
>it's a trap

that was my weirdest nerd con experience

@porco did you suck her dick

I was 17 and 2000 km away from home + no-one knew me

if something seems too good to be true..... it is

@porco so please continue

what did you guys do

animecon afterparty in gaybar... yeah .. last one of those

post whole story to <#189811441174446080>

but on the sidenote if you happen to be in amsterdam when the bdsm convention is going on

do check

awesome people

so hol up, u is sayin a homosexual dressed as a female took advantage of an underage male?

@Tervy my friend had his graduation party in dtm

well we fucked all night anyway but I never told that story to anyone that I know IRL

and I probably never will

how often do you find yourself jerking off to that night and tranny porn

but it was a pretty well build transexual. Voice, tits etc

mh to that night, maybe yearly

tranny porn, no

congrats dude, sounds like u banged the ferarris of trannies, glad you didnt fuck a pontiac tier tranny

when i grow up

i will bang someone

oh and one more thing

hell is forever

@fedora DTM is small shit compared to 16 y old me and http://masterslaveconference.org/home/

I took like 20 HIV tests in weekly periods after that

ahhahahaha

thanks god i never got my self into such stuff so ...deeeply

i only was there to deliver package and left in next door rotation

(okay sure BDSM party and poops and "hey young boy do you want to try spanking while you are waitting mr.x"

so you would not suggest banging trannies

but thats whole different story

banging tranny (also being banged by tranny) was an interesting experience (both) but the half year of HIV paranoia after that wasn't worth it

also not really better than having sex with actual females

also in my late teenage years I was quite turned on by what happened so I occasionally contacted tranny hookers but they all looked like men dressed up as females and that didn't turn me on at all

I mean most of them really still have some very masculine features, like the hands, or the neck

but then since my 20s I never thought about it / had the wish again

basic /g/ - banging trannies since 19XX

":D"

but seriously speaking ... dont go to trek-cons

those people are 9/10 times toxic

this makes me want to watch TNG again just due Q

goddamit

i dont want to

Q was an exceptional character with an even better actor

wtf you let the tranny fuck you, why

experiments are normal @LOTS#8637 dont hold it against him

@porco did u fucking fuck tranny without condom

Any time I watch TNG I want to kill Wil Wheaton

hahaha

i know that feel

dat smug bastard

@fedora @i○bas I was 17 ffs

Still fucking tranny without condom

Kek

also Will Wheaton is the best example on how you can fuck up your career just because you want too much

at least he has something to tell for his grand-children

you done goofed, during your mid life crisis you are going to be on a tranny gangbang spree

"listen kids when granpa was young we fucked trannies so hard they cried for pussy"

was it like a tranny that actually looks like a girl

if you look on /r/traps like 90 percent of them are barely even trying

tfw he didn't realize the 6'5 girl was a tranny

as I said, until it undressed, I didn't have the slightest idea that it could be anything else than a girl

Superior Nordic genetics

hm

probably my worst hookup was with a palestinian chick

tell us

so are you pro israel ethnostate then

She was made of hummus

i served in the IDF for a bit, i met her while running a checkpoint, we talked

wait are you jewish <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

does it matter?

was a question

no

please continue

i want to know the blasteninian chicks endgame

it also explains why friend is now using hormones <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

so she lived near a place i was staying at, like maybe half an hour away by walking not including checkpoints and such

She couldn't go into West Jerusalem easily because she was palestinian and she was too stubborn to accept the israeli citizenship that was offered to her

long story short, I go to her house, walked through a sketchy arab village, pretty much violated all of the safety rules set out to us in basic training

ouch

i knock, she's there, we talk and smoke hookah together

she tries to initiate, im like fuck it

when i grow up i will also be a chad

sex was amazing because of the whole political tension but after I'm done, I notice that my rifle isn't where I put it

one of the worst things you can do in the IDF is lose your rifle, court martial, possibly prison

specialy for "enemy" side

If I lost my service rifle while in a palestinian village that I'm not supposed to be in and it was stolen by the palestinian thot, i would be in prison

Or you could just become an Arab. Problem solved. Live happily ever after. 👍

I ask her where the gun is, she says I don't know, I get angry and start looking around for it

there was a Jewish exchange student once and when we were drunk she said she wants to fuck with me. I had 1 second of "WTF" because I didn't expect it and then she said "I always wanted to get fucked while someone shouts at me in German"

Noice.

At this point, I've looked through about half of her apartment and I start threatening her with a blacklist from Israeli checkpoints which would strand her in the West Bank for a long time. I couldn't actually do it but she thought I could so she started crying.

I checked in the bathroom and my rifle is leaned against the wall, turns out i put it there for some reason

fucking KEK

she didn't want to steal anything from she, she literally had just wanted to fuck me

nice

please tell me you find the gun, and knock her out cold with the butt of your rifle then leave

did you learn from this experience

This just sounds like you fucked up

not to take your rifle for a fuck

@porco did you smash?

i did fuck up

"don't bring your rifle to a date"

I had to, Israeli soldiers have to keep their rifles with them at all times p much

@Nahash question is .. is there litle @Nahash running somewhere in israel now ?

>trusting someone who isn't one of gods chosen people

You mean west bank and probably

no, i used condom

also getting tru warzone without your rifle .. there is certain kind of stupid

i hope you said im sorry to her

yes we even stayed in contact and she wanted me to visit her when she went back but I never went

>not cumming inside ayyrab

wtf man

>cumming inside ayyrab

They're like rabbita

Oh, I apologized but I went too far with the threat

that's life. Maybe I can make you feel better with my worst fuck up:

you can't really threaten to strand someone in a bad place and then expect to walk that back

nahash i bet she understood on some level that your rifle would have meant probly yourlife and her life ending in quite sad places

Did you have a tavor or one of those rattled out m16s?

m16s

tavor is on slow deployment

i feel like the threat and then maybe hitting her, then finding out it was your fuck up would have made for a hotter forbidden fruit sequel fuck, honestly missed out

but so good weapon

got to test it when some israels visited finland army

id prefer it over our modernized to hell AK variant

How the fuck did you lose that? Kek. I understand a tavor, thing is tiny

>move to Swtzerland
>meet super cute girl in train
>have a nice conversation
>exchange phone numbers
>write in whatsapp for a while
>she wants me to visit her in her mountain village
>go to mountain village
>she shows me around the village and talks for hours about every stone of the fucking village
>she knows half of the cow's names of all farmers that we pass by
>she talks and talks and talks
>start talking about the cow bells, explains the history
>ends with "and this is why every Swiss cow has a bell"
>me: "ok... and... where's yours?"

i have no idea how i lost it

tfw gf wants to go to switzerland
tfw gonna get cucked by a rich aryan swiss guy

i was really tense so i guess i set it aside and then forgot about it, after the sex i was too busy panicking to think

@porco goddamn that's cold

@porco was the jew you fucked religious or nah

religious girls are insane

In bed

Which is kind if weird but I suppose I understand.

yeah, its like a spring

Dunno how you'd convince someone to chop off a chunk of dick otherwise

if you push down on a spring really hard, the recoil is very strong

you know whats more insane than a religious girl, a transgender girl

if you press on someone's sexuality throughout puberty, the recoil will be insane

I don't know how religious she was, but she showed me some family photos and most of the people were orthodox according to the clothing @nahash

but I'm not a Jew professional

she got them khazar milkies?

This mummy meme is the worst meme to ever come out of the internet

I don' t understand

also, no one is really convinced to chop off a bit of dick, it happens when you're 8 days old

@porco big tits or nah?

tfw you will never be ben shapiros obnoxious goyim brother in law that he absolutely despises

probably biggest titted girl I've ever had

nice, what size do you think

90Dish?

Biggest I've had was like 36G

I don't know

oh I only know German sizes

I don't know how to convert the scale

but too big for one hand