Message from @porco
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please tell me you find the gun, and knock her out cold with the butt of your rifle then leave
did you learn from this experience
This just sounds like you fucked up
not to take your rifle for a fuck
i did fuck up
"don't bring your rifle to a date"
I had to, Israeli soldiers have to keep their rifles with them at all times p much
>trusting someone who isn't one of gods chosen people
You mean west bank and probably
no, i used condom
also getting tru warzone without your rifle .. there is certain kind of stupid
i hope you said im sorry to her
yes we even stayed in contact and she wanted me to visit her when she went back but I never went
>not cumming inside ayyrab
wtf man
>cumming inside ayyrab
They're like rabbita
Oh, I apologized but I went too far with the threat
you can't really threaten to strand someone in a bad place and then expect to walk that back
nahash i bet she understood on some level that your rifle would have meant probly yourlife and her life ending in quite sad places
Did you have a tavor or one of those rattled out m16s?
m16s
tavor is on slow deployment
i feel like the threat and then maybe hitting her, then finding out it was your fuck up would have made for a hotter forbidden fruit sequel fuck, honestly missed out
but so good weapon
got to test it when some israels visited finland army
id prefer it over our modernized to hell AK variant
How the fuck did you lose that? Kek. I understand a tavor, thing is tiny
>move to Swtzerland
>meet super cute girl in train
>have a nice conversation
>exchange phone numbers
>write in whatsapp for a while
>she wants me to visit her in her mountain village
>go to mountain village
>she shows me around the village and talks for hours about every stone of the fucking village
>she knows half of the cow's names of all farmers that we pass by
>she talks and talks and talks
>start talking about the cow bells, explains the history
>ends with "and this is why every Swiss cow has a bell"
>me: "ok... and... where's yours?"
i have no idea how i lost it
tfw gf wants to go to switzerland
tfw gonna get cucked by a rich aryan swiss guy
i was really tense so i guess i set it aside and then forgot about it, after the sex i was too busy panicking to think
religious girls are insane
In bed
Which is kind if weird but I suppose I understand.
yeah, its like a spring