Noice.

At this point, I've looked through about half of her apartment and I start threatening her with a blacklist from Israeli checkpoints which would strand her in the West Bank for a long time. I couldn't actually do it but she thought I could so she started crying.

I checked in the bathroom and my rifle is leaned against the wall, turns out i put it there for some reason

fucking KEK

she didn't want to steal anything from she, she literally had just wanted to fuck me

nice

please tell me you find the gun, and knock her out cold with the butt of your rifle then leave

did you learn from this experience

This just sounds like you fucked up

not to take your rifle for a fuck

@porco did you smash?

i did fuck up

"don't bring your rifle to a date"

I had to, Israeli soldiers have to keep their rifles with them at all times p much

@Nahash question is .. is there litle @Nahash running somewhere in israel now ?

>trusting someone who isn't one of gods chosen people

You mean west bank and probably

no, i used condom

also getting tru warzone without your rifle .. there is certain kind of stupid

i hope you said im sorry to her

yes we even stayed in contact and she wanted me to visit her when she went back but I never went

>not cumming inside ayyrab

wtf man

>cumming inside ayyrab

They're like rabbita

Oh, I apologized but I went too far with the threat

that's life. Maybe I can make you feel better with my worst fuck up:

you can't really threaten to strand someone in a bad place and then expect to walk that back

nahash i bet she understood on some level that your rifle would have meant probly yourlife and her life ending in quite sad places

Did you have a tavor or one of those rattled out m16s?

m16s

tavor is on slow deployment

i feel like the threat and then maybe hitting her, then finding out it was your fuck up would have made for a hotter forbidden fruit sequel fuck, honestly missed out

but so good weapon

got to test it when some israels visited finland army

id prefer it over our modernized to hell AK variant

How the fuck did you lose that? Kek. I understand a tavor, thing is tiny

>move to Swtzerland
>meet super cute girl in train
>have a nice conversation
>exchange phone numbers
>write in whatsapp for a while
>she wants me to visit her in her mountain village
>go to mountain village
>she shows me around the village and talks for hours about every stone of the fucking village
>she knows half of the cow's names of all farmers that we pass by
>she talks and talks and talks
>start talking about the cow bells, explains the history
>ends with "and this is why every Swiss cow has a bell"
>me: "ok... and... where's yours?"

i have no idea how i lost it

tfw gf wants to go to switzerland
tfw gonna get cucked by a rich aryan swiss guy

i was really tense so i guess i set it aside and then forgot about it, after the sex i was too busy panicking to think